Any straight guy who sees The Runaways will have difficulty standing up to go text outside, what with a 15-year-old Dakota Fanning seducing Japan in a bustier, snorting coke, and tonguing KStew. I mean, what does it all mean? And it’s only moderately less awkward discussing the burgeoning sexuality and punk hedonism of young girls with…
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In the new rock biopic, The Runaways, a glum Kristen Stewart sits poolside, suckling vodka from a water pistol before pushing it suggestively down the front of her stomach. In a separate scene, she coaches a bathing teenage band mate on how to get wet using a mental image of Farrah Fawcett and a shower…
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Right now, geeks are having difficulty formulating their conflicted emotions about pics of a 15-year-old Dakota Fanning on the set of The Runaways, the 2010 girl-punker biopic. At times like this, I think the guttural proclamation, "Um, that's racist like a robot!" will suffice. But yeah, Just Jared via Chud has posted a bevy of…
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Remember the movie Hounddog? In the words of Tae Kwon Do instructor Fred Simmons: "I can't even believe that's something that's real." Well, America's favorite lil' overachiever, Dakota Fanning, has finally outgrown any chance of a not-rumored JonBenét Ramsey biopic and will now co-star in one about proto-gal-rockers The Runaways instead. Fanning will play Cherie…
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Twilight star Kristen Stewart has signed on to play famous rock'n'roller Joan Jett in The Runaways. Music video director Floria Sigismondi wrote and will helm the project. Sigismondi's videos have included Marilyn Manson's Tourniquet, Christina Aguilera's Fighter and The White Stripes' Blue Orchid. The film is a biopic of the first successful all-girl hard rock…
Read MoreEarlier this month Sarah Silverman recorded a music video announcing to the world that she's F**king Matt Damon. Damon has long been the punchline of a running joke in Silverman's boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel's sign-off ("Apologies to Matt Damon, we've run out of time!"). As a retaliation, Kimmel has recorded a music video himself, announcing that…
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