Every Main Character In Top Gun: Maverick Ranked Worst To Best

"Top Gun: Maverick" comes 36 years after "Top Gun." Two years of that delay were COVID-related. The real story, though, is that a sequel was ready to go until 1991, but the Navy had a massive sexual harassment crisis, the Tailhook Scandal. Suddenly, the womanizing and hard-drinking of the original "Top Gun" was cast in a different light.

As a result, "Top Gun: Maverick" doesn't feature any scenes of Tom Cruise and crew standing around in towels and tighty-whities. However, other classic moments are called back. "Great Balls of Fire" gets played on piano. There are shirtless boys flexing in the sand. The music and title sequence are largely the same. Mostly, though, the overlap is that the story's conflicts come from character types borrowed from the original. There's an Iceman type. There's an updated version of Maverick's original commanding officer Stinger. And, of course, Maverick hasn't changed one bit.

That's not to say nothing is new. Tony Scott, the original director for "Top Gun," wanted to shoot the actors actually taking flight, but when the cast started losing their lunch, that plan was scrapped. For "Top Gun: Maverick," Cruise personally designed a training program to prep his cast for the g-forces. The Pentagon wouldn't let Cruise touch the controls, but he's actually up there in an F-18 reacting in real-time. The result is a spectacular sequel that is a mix of new characters and old favorites who bring this mission home.

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The only big flaw in "Top Gun: Maverick" is the flat romance between Maverick and an old flame, Penny Benjamin, played by Jennifer Connelly. When Maverick gets reassigned to the Top Gun school as the new instructor for a deadly new mission, he and Penny get a second chance in the danger zone, too.

This character was actually referenced in the original. Maverick has that infamous "history of high-speed passes over five air control towers and one admiral's daughter." Goose turns to Maverick to confirm the mystery woman's identity: "Penny Benjamin?" Fast forward 36 years and we learn the two might have more history than just one night. Maverick walks into the bar where Penny works and she gives him a hard time, but apparently, the two parted on good terms. She seems to get that Maverick was wed to the edge, and faithful, too, but maybe he's finally ready to put the landing gear down?

Penny is now a single mom with a teenage daughter. The sparks don't seem to fly, but soon she and Maverick are going all inverted and parallel anyway. The last time Cruise had chemistry with a leading lady might have been in "Eyes Wide Shut" in 1999. Romance just isn't something this Tom-cat prioritizes as a producer. That said, Maverick eventually proposes to Penny in a beautifully shot and wordless montage that really lands. 

The ghost of Goose haunts "Top Gun: Maverick." Some of it works; some of it feels a little expository, and frankly, 36 years since the death of Maverick's co-pilot, the other characters have moved on. That even includes Goose's own son, Rooster, played by Miles Teller. Rooster doesn't really blame Maverick for the death of his father. He's got another beef. Maverick held him back from the Naval academy and it cost him five years of career progress. We learn Maverick did this at the request of Rooster's mother, though we also find out Meg Ryan's character is dead. Regardless, Maverick feels all noble about this secret pact to protect Rooster from his father's fate and won't explain how it all really went down.

The script really did need an excuse for Rooster to be this age in the film. He was already a toddler when we saw him last in "Top Gun," and now 36 years later, he'd be almost 40, and definitely eying retirement, not a stint at the Top Gun flight school. Miles Teller was only about 32 during the production, so they fudged that a little. Even though this new conflict was partly invented to explain the time discrepancy, it actually works as a device to pit Rooster against Maverick and give them a nice arc. Teller is excellent as always, if maybe slightly underused, but when Rooster and Maverick finally put the past aside, it is spectacular.

Jon Hamm has made an incredible career of playing hardasses, and there's a reason for that. I spent a day shooting this video with him in 2015 just as "Mad Men" was coming to a close, and he's a total man's man. For one, Hamm is a lot bigger than he seems on-screen. I'm almost 6'1" and his huge frame made me feel scrawny. There's a scene in "Mad Men" where Don Draper hops on a scale, and despite his lean physique, the nurse looks at the number and says, "My you're a big one, aren't you?" 

Hamm is hilarious and gave us a great interview, but early morning in the makeup chair the set photographer had some trendy house music blaring. That's common in photoshoots. Hamm groggily piped up, "Can you turn that off!?" It was way too early for a rave. I wanted to thank him, but was also thrilled to see Draper suddenly materialize for a fantastic "get off my lawn" moment.

Hamm here plays Admiral Simpson, commander of the dangerous combat mission into enemy territory. Really, though, his role is to make Maverick sweat. He's basically like the chief of police in every buddy cop movie whose entire job is to chew out the rogue detective. It might be a stock character with a predictable outcome, but Hamm is so effectively gruff, that it genuinely feels like he might ground our hero for good before the final dogfight even gets going.