The 15 Most Emo Moments In The Batman, Ranked

Bruce Wayne has never been a pillar of mental health, but each glimpse at Matt Reeves' take on the Caped Crusader has promised a movie that ramps the emotional instability up to 1000. Perhaps it's the Robert Pattinson of it all — just seeing him with the dyed black hair swept across his face and the greasepaint obscuring his eyes will have you convinced that "The Batman" offers the most emo iteration of Bruce Wayne yet. Or maybe it's the fact that Pattinson himself has taken very special care to call his character a "freak" and "a sad weirdo." Well, in case you've somehow missed out on Bat-weekend and haven't yet found yourself in a dark room watching RBatz growl at criminals, allow me to confirm these deep-seated suspicions: Batman has indeed achieved peak emo.

This was inevitable. Bruce Wayne's defining characteristic is being a tortured, brooding orphan so overwhelmed by his trauma that his only way of coping is to don a cape and cowl and punch petty thieves in the face. He lives in a Batcave! He calls himself The Batman! He represses his pain into deadly punches! He probably broods around his mansion while headbanging to My Chemical Romance and Nirvana! This is emo culture at its finest, especially because beneath all the darkness and no parents are some actual genuine emotions that poor Bruce can't figure out how to process. So in honor of his desperate need for therapy, here's a ranking of the most emo moments in "The Batman." 

Beware — major spoilers for "The Batman" are below.

Speaking of Bruce opting for broody silence rather than communication, we later find our hero playing back the tapes of his argument with Selina Kyle (Zoë Kravitz). After teaming up to get more info on The Iceberg Lounge, their tenuous relationship crumbles when she runs into crime lord Carmine Falcone (John Turturro), who's later revealed to be her father. Batman and Selina get into a little lovers' spat when Batman accuses her of having a relationship with Falcone, which leads to her cutting ties and taking out the video contact lenses while he protests. Later on, we see him rewinding the tapes, unsure what to make of her response and maybe missing her presence a little. But of course, instead of reaching out for an explanation, he just sits at his bat-desk and angrily watches the bat-tapes until Alfred (Andy Serkis) comes in and catches him in the act. I half expected him to groan, "She's not my girlfriend" and storm away — and to my credit, he kinda does.

Bruce, what the f***. Clearly, he wasn't kidding when he called himself nocturnal — this man is legitimately allergic to sunlight. Since he spends his nights prowling the streets, I'm guessing that during the day he whips out the blackout curtains, burrows beneath his thousand-dollar sheets, and sleeps until sunset. Unfortunately, Alfred makes him attend one business meeting which, I'll emphasize, takes place indoors. But even the awareness that the sun would be out and could possibly shine through a window at any moment was too much for Bruce to bear. So while sharing a moment with Alfred at breakfast, he does his best Neo impression and throws on a pair of sunglasses

Down with the establishment! With the mystery of the missing Annika (Hana Hrzic) sadly solved and Falcone six feet under (per vengeance), Selina Kyle will be taking down the rich white fools of upstate Gotham, one idiot at a time. And because Bruce could neither work up the courage to ask her to stay, nor could he walk away from his self-destructive lifestyle, this will be a solo mission for Selina, which makes it even sadder.

The first time someone called Batman "vengeance" right to his face, I thought I misheard. The second time, I was torn between awe and incredulity. Do you have any idea how much effort it takes to make a nickname catch on? Just try to wrap your head around precisely how many times Bruce Wayne had to prowl the streets, slam his fist into someone's jaw, and then bark his moniker at their bloody beaten form before folks got word that his preferred pronouns are in fact, "he/him" and "vengeance." Bruce must've had all the persistence of a 10-year-old boy trying to get his friends to call him "Iceman" or "Shark," except it's oh so much worse because he's a 30-something-year-old billionaire with guyliner and anger issues, who's probably hiding a homemade tattoo of the word "vengeance" somewhere on his body.

Towards the end of "The Batman," Paul Dano's Riddler is so filled with contempt and frustration at Bruce failing to see the kinship he imagined between them that he starts ... yodeling, I think. Really, he's just screaming into the great abyss because when unable to communicate via threatening greeting cards, the Riddler doesn't know how to express his emotions. If all the serial killing and riddles didn't make it clear, this man is truly unhinged. So much so that he's giving emo-boy-extraordinaire Bruce Wayne a run for his money. The moral of the story? Never meet your heroes.

This one really speaks for itself. Bruce's general resistance to any and all forms of affection throughout the film speaks volumes about his broken emotional state, but man does he need a lot of therapy for this one. When Selina strokes his mask, pondering what lies beneath, and asks if it's meant to hide some "hideous scarring," our masked hero says "yes," a wince-worthy reference to all the emotional damage bubbling beneath his surface. This pairs pretty well with a point that his yodeling villain will make later on: the Riddler believes that wearing his mask allowed him to become the person he was all along (i.e. a sociopath who speaks in riddles). He suggests the same is true of Bruce, who puts on the mask to unleash his anger on the criminals of Gotham. All the while, the mask hides his identity: the still-traumatized orphan who never really processed his grief. Bonus points for self-awareness, I guess, but it really harkens back to those pale Nirvana head-banging teenage boys of the '90s, who rejected physical interaction because no one could understand their pain.

Selina Kyle, the hero we deserve, swooping in at the last second to crown herself the emo queen of "The Batman." Selina, who spends her free time collecting stray cats and orphans whilst donning a catsuit to commit badass burglaries, is certainly not a well-adjusted person. But then again, when you're standing next to Bruce Wayne, it's hard not to look like a perfectly functional member of society. As it turns out, Selina is just as messed up as everyone else who lives in Gotham, in large part because of trauma suffered at the hands of her father, Carmine Falcone. The Gotham crime lord has a thing for strangling women — having killed her mother and roommate — effectively setting Selina down the path of vengeance.

Something about the notion of murdering your father for wrecking your life strikes me as peak emo, so massive points to Selina for her determination to put a bullet in his head. She pulls off all sorts of stunts — jumping off a building and stalking through a nightclub with weapons strapped to her badass lace-up boots. (Un)fortunately, Batman dissuades her from going through with the murder for the sake of saving her soul, or something, but you gotta respect her efforts.