2014 Golden Globe Award Winners And Live-Blog

Let's be real: Nobody takes the Golden Globes as seriously as they do the Oscars. Not even the winners themselves. But that's exactly what makes it so fun. It's as starry as the Oscars, but more relaxed, and with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosting once again we can hope the laughs will be flowing as freely as the booze.

I'll be posting the winners here as they're announced, along with some live commentary. Hit the jump to get in in on the conversation. (Not sure whom to root for? Go here for the list of this year's nominees.)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine

Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle

Lupita Nyong'o, 12 Years a Slave

Julia Roberts, August: Osage County

June Squibb, Nebraska

Thoughts: I can't say I'm shocked, but I'm a bit disappointed. Lawrence's performance in American Hustle wasn't her best, and I would have preferred to see Nyong'o or Hawkins get the prize.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A SERIES, MINISERIES, OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Jacqueline Bisset, Dancing on the Edge

Janet McTeer, The White Queen

Hayden Panettiere, Nashville

Monica Potter, Parenthood

Sofia Vergara, Modern Family

Thoughts: This comes as a surprise if only because the other shows and actors are better known. At least in the U.S.

BEST MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

American Horror Story: Coven

Behind the Candelabra

Dancing on the Edge

Top of the Lake

White Queen

Thoughts: For my money, Top of the Lake was the better show. But Behind the Candelabra is a good choice too, and certainly the expected one.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINISERIES OR MOTION PCITURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Helena Bonham Carter, Burton and Taylor

Rebecca Ferguson, The White Queen

Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Coven

Helen Mirren, Phil Spector

Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake

Thoughts: I love this. A very deserved win.

8:27 PM: That NBC/Olympics logo is awfully distracting — it looks like everyone has a peacock tattoo on her right arm.

8:36 PM: That, Michael Bay, is how you deal with a teleprompter fiasco.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES — DRAMA

Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad

Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan

Michael Sheen, Masters of Sex

Kevin Spacey, House of Cards

James Spader, The Blacklist

Thoughts: A great sendoff for a magnificent show.

BEST TELEVISION SERIES — DRAMA

Breaking Bad

Downton Abbey

The Good Wife

House of Cards

Masters of Sex

Thoughts: See above.

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE — MOTION PICTURE

All Is Lost

Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom

Gravity

The Book Thief

12 Years a Slave

BEST ORIGINAL SONG — MOTION PICTURE

"Atlas" by Chris Martin, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

"Let It Go," Frozen

"Ordinary Love" by U2, Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom

"Please Mr. Kennedy" by Ed Rush, T-Bone, Justin Timberlake, Inside Llewyn Davis

"Sweeter than Fiction" by Taylor Swift, One Chance

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINISERIES, OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Josh Charles, The Good Wife

Rob Lowe, Behind the Candelabra

Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad

Corey Stoll, House of Cards

Jon Voight, Ray Donovan

Thoughts: Oh, what a bummer for Aaron Paul.

9:04 PM: I miss Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. Can we bring them back?

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE — COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Amy Adams, American Hustle

Julie Delpy, Before Midnight

Greta Gerwig, Frances Ha

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Enough Said

Meryl Streep, August: Osage County

Thoughts: Of all the awards American Hustle is up for, this one may be the most deserved. Adams was the strongest part of the movie. While I was rooting for an upset by one of the smaller films, I'm perfectly happy to see Adams clinch the prize.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TV SERIES — DRAMA

Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife

Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black

Taylor Schilling, Orange is the New Black

Kerry Washington, Scandal

Robin Wright, House of Cards

Thoughts: Well, if anyone was going to take this away from the red-hot Washington, it was Wright.

9:19 PM: I love that Jim Carrey made a Shia LaBeouf joke, but hate that anyone is giving Shia LaBeouf more attention. (Yes, I know this comment makes me part of the problem.)

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips

Daniel Brühl, Rush

Bradley Cooper, American Hustle

Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave

Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club

Thoughts: If Leto wasn't already the favorite to win the Oscar, he is now.

9:28 PM: I genuinely cannot tell if Emma Thompson is drunk, or just pretending to be drunk. Either way, I love it.

BEST SCREENPLAY — MOTION PICTURE

Spike Jonze, Her

Bob Nelson, Nebraska

Jeff Pope and Steve Coogan, Philomena

John Ridley, 12 Years a Slave

Eric Warren Singer and David O. Russell, American Hustle

Thoughts: I'm just happy to see Her get some love.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES — COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Jason Bateman, Arrested Development

Don Cheadle, House of Lies

Michael J. Fox, The Michael J. Fox Show

Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Andy Samberg, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Thoughts: I was surprised Samberg got nominated to begin with, and I'm even more surprised that he won. Based on his speech, I think Samberg may have been surprised as well.

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

Blue Is the Warmest Color, France

The Great Beauty, Italy

The Hunt, Denmark

The Past, Iran

The Wind Rises, Japan

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Matt Damon, Behind the Candelabra

Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra

Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dancing on the Edge

Idris Elba, Luther

Al Pacino, Phil Spector

Thoughts: Totally happy to see Douglas get recognition for his lively, surprising performance.

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

The Croods

Despicable Me 2

Frozen

Thoughts: Huzzah! Disney certainly earned this one.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TV SERIES — COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Zooey Deschanel, New Girl

Lena Dunham, Girls

Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep

Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation

Thoughts: Poehler tells the truth — she never wins. So it's wonderful to that trend change for once, even if Parks is a teeny bit past its prime at this point.

THE CECIL B. DEMILLE AWARD: Woody Allen

10:16 PM: Is Ben Affleck drunk, high, or just bored out of his skull?

BEST DIRECTOR — MOTION PICTURE

Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity

Paul Greengrass, Captain Phillips

Steve McQueen, 12 Years a Slave

Alexander Payne, Nebraska

David O. Russell, American Hustle

Thoughts: Between Nyong'o's loss and McQueen's, 12 Years a Slave is not looking as bulletproof as it once did.

BEST TELEVISION SERIES — COMEDY OR MUSICAL

The Big Bang Theory

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Girls

Modern Family

Parks and Recreation

Thoughts: Really? Brooklyn Nine-Nine is a good show with the potential to be a great show, but it's certainly not a great show right now. Who knew the HFPA was so into this show?

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE — COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Christian Bale, American Hustle

Bruce Dern, Nebraska

Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street

Oscar Isaac, Inside Llewyn Davis

Joaquin Phoenix, Her

Thoughts: To be fair, I never thought DiCaprio would win a Golden Globe in the comedy or musical category either. I remain unconvinced he'll get the Oscar. And the thanks to Jordan Belfort isn't going to sit well with people already outraged about Wolf's portrayal of him...

10:25 PM: Jennifer Lawrence's dress looks awfully familiar (via EW)...

Little Mermaid Jennifer Lawrence

10:31 PM: Liam Neeson gives Gravity some gravity.

10:36 PM: Seeing the real Niki Lauda really highlights just how right Daniel Brühl got that accent.

BEST MOTION PICTURE — COMEDY OR MUSICAL

American Hustle

Her

Inside Llewyn Davis

Nebraska

The Wolf of Wall Street

Thoughts: American Hustle is picking up serious momentum... although really, who else was going to win in the Comedy or Musical category?

10:40 PM: That DiCaprio supermodel joke may have been my favorite of the night.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE — DRAMA

Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine

Sandra Bullock, Gravity

Judi Dench, Philomena

Emma Thompson, Saving Mr. Banks

Kate Winslet, Labor Day

Thoughts: Blanchett did some of her best work in this film, and I'm thrilled to see her get recognized for it.

10:45 PM: Phil-o-mania?? C'mon, Leo.

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE — DRAMA

Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave

Idris Elba, Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom

Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips

Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club

Robert Redford, All Is Lost

Thoughts: Good for McConaughey, but damn, 12 Years a Slave is striking out all over the place.

10:49 PM: Matthew McConaughey gets all the high-fives for his "alright, alright, alright."

10:50 PM: Aww, Chiwetel Ejiofor looks seriously devastated.

BEST MOTION PICTURE — DRAMA

12 Years a Slave

Captain Phillips

Gravity

Philomena

Rush

Thoughts: Four hours ago, this would not have felt like an upset. But after the night 12 Years has had, I'm pleasantly shocked. I'm still disappointed that it didn't fare better, but thrilled that it won the biggest prize of the evening. Go McQueen!

10:59 PM: Right on time. Cheers, everyone!