2009 MTV Movie Awards Winners

There are a lot of Award shows in Hollywood. Some of them are serious presentations, awarding accomplishment and talent: the Academy Awards, the Golden Globes..etc. Other award shows are nothing more than pure spectacle. The MTV Movie Awards falls into the latter category. Every year we post the award winners, and every year we complain about how some tween heartthrob, this year – Zac Efron, beats out some insanely talented actor, this year Robert Downey Jr, for Best Male Performance. Or how Twilight beat out both The Dark Knight and Slumdog Millionaire to win Best Movie.

But truth is, we love to bitch about the MTV Movie Awards, which explains why I'm posting these results. It's certainly not that we give credence to this list of winners. Any award show which gives out five statues to Twilight can't be taken seriously. So leave your comments below. Be smart, clever, funny, and biting.

BEST MOVIE (voting stays live throughout the 2009 Movie Awards ceremony)

    • Twilight
    • The Dark Knight
    • High School Musical 3: Senior Year
    • Iron Man
    • Slumdog Millionaire


      • Angelina Jolie – Wanted
      • Anne Hathaway – Bride Wars
      • Kate Winslet – The Reader
      • Kristen Stewart – Twilight
      • Taraji P. Henson – The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


        • Christian Bale – The Dark Knight
        • Robert Downey Jr. – Iron Man
        • Shia LaBeouf – Eagle Eye
        • Vin Diesel – Fast & Furious
        • Zac Efron – High School Musical 3: Senior Year


          • Amanda Seyfried – Mamma Mia!
          • Ashley Tisdale – High School Musical 3: Senior Year
          • Freida Pinto – Slumdog Millionaire
          • Miley Cyrus – Hannah Montana: The Movie
          • Vanessa Hudgens – High School Musical 3: Senior Year
          • Kat Dennings – Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist


            • Robert Pattinson – Twilight
            • Taylor Lautner – Twilight
            • Ben Barnes – The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
            • Dev Patel – Slumdog Millionaire
            • Bobb'e J. Thompson – Role Models


              • Amy Poehler – Baby Mama
              • Anna Faris – The House Bunny
              • James Franco – Pineapple Express
              • Jim Carrey – Yes Man
              • Steve Carell – Get Smart

              BEST VILLAIN

                • Derek Mears – Friday The 13th
                • Dwayne Johnson – Get Smart
                • Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight
                • Johnathon Schaech – Prom Night
                • Luke Goss – Hellboy II: The Golden Army

                BEST FIGHT

                  • Anne Hathaway vs. Kate Hudson – Bride Wars
                  • Christian Bale vs. Heath Ledger – The Dark Knight
                  • Ron Perlman vs. Luke Goss – Hellboy II: The Golden Army
                  • Robert Pattinson vs. Cam Gigandet – Twilight
                  • Seth Rogen and James Franco vs. Danny McBride – Pineapple Express

                  BEST KISS

                    • Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy – Wanted
                    • Freida Pinto and Dev Patel – Slumdog Millionaire
                    • James Franco and Sean Penn – Milk
                    • Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson – Twilight
                    • Paul Rudd and Thomas Lennon – I Love You, Man
                    • Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron – High School Musical 3: Senior Year

                    BEST WTF MOMENT (New Category)

                      • Amy Poehler – Baby Mama, Peeing In the Sink
                      • Angelina Jolie – Wanted, Curved Bullet Kill
                      • Ayush Mahesh Khedekar – Slumdog Millionaire, Jumping in the Poop Shed
                      • Ben Stiller – Tropic Thunder, Tasting the Decapitated Head
                      • Jason Segel and Kristen Bell – Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Naked Break-Up

                      BEST SONG FROM A MOVIE (New Category)

                        • "Jai Ho" – AR Raham, Slumdog Millionaire
                        • "The Wrestler" – Bruce Springsteen, The Wrestler
                        • "The Climb" – Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
                        • "Decode" – Paramore, Twilight