LOL: Follow Fake Michael Bay On Twitter

FAKE Michael Bay has joined Twitter. Here are some of his twittering highlights:

Shia is crying less today.

Fine, I'll use your stupid IMAX cameras.

Went to the bathroom and took a giant dump. A dump of excellence.

God I'm Awesome.

Boom. That's it. That's all you need to know.

Got stuck looking in the mirror again. Just a half hour this time.

@slashfilm No, I don't know who "Fellini" is and quite frankly I don't give a shit.

You can follow Fake Michael Bay's twitter at twitter.com/michael_bay . You can also follow my updates at twitter.com/slashfilm