VOTD: New York's Jedi Academy Teaches SaberSegging

It's done: Human beings have fought to the death using the weapon of the future and cops' transportation of the future. The event went down at the New York Jedi AcademyGeorge Lucas wants his cut—and painfully birthed a new geek term: SaberSegging. Or, for the luddites, sword-fighting that utilizes both Segways and the glorious lightsabers of Star Wars. Make no mistake, this is how the Hipster Grifter controversy needs to be settled once—and only once—and for all blogged.