LOL: The Onion Reports "Michael Bay Signs $50M Deal To F**k Up Thundercats"

The Onion has published a funny fake news article announcing Michael Bay's "landmark $50 million agreement" to "monumentally f*** up" a big screen live-action adaptation of ThunderCats. The article quotes Bay as saying "I couldn't be more excited to completely f*** this up."

"I'll use every directorial tool I have to suck the very life and charm out of this beloved cartoon," added Bay, claiming that the film could turn out to be the most colossal piece of shit he's ever worked on. "I won't rest until I get every last scene exactly wrong."

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