Alex Winter To Remake The Gate In 3D!

A few years ago, rumblings started in regards to a remake of the 1987 floor-bursting creature feature The Gate. According to Production Weekly's reliable Twitter, it's now moving forward with director/un-Ted, Alex Winter, at the helm and will satiate today's masses with devilish imps in glorious 3D. With no real evidence whatsoever, Devin at CHUD suggests that original star, Stephen Dorff, is free to reprise his role. Hey, he worked with Christian Bale on Public Enemies: he can obviously still deal with a hell hole...bad jk.

The original PG-13 film is a nostalgia boner for many thanks to the suburban setting, a large helping of stop-motion effects, and a plot that spoofs the then-controversy over heavy metal. It also exploited the golden days when kids were fascinated by mysterious holes in the ground that, sadly, they often dug themselves. See also: The Pit. Last year, Winter was hired to pen Howard Stern's endless wet dream/remake of Rock 'n' Roll High School and probably failed to see Lost Boys: The Tribe because it was an abortion.

Discuss: C'mon, this is one remake you can't really get mad at, amirite?