VOTD: Larry David's Help A Bald Brother Out, Would You?

You know something is funny when you ask yourself, "Oh f***, did her brother die from that," before sending out an annoying, massive CC: July 4th email to your family's family. Here we have the simplest of premises: Larry David, clad in signature blazer and T-shirt, delivering an anti-"The More You Know" PSA informing why the Silent Killer is cramping the style of the follicle-doomed. I have a flawed, patented pre-rehab theory that Jack Nicholson's hair loss inspired him to become the greatest actor of a generation, but Larry David pwns the cul-de-sac to the point where it's a eugenic advantage. Balding men haven't received such a bold mission statement since Kingpin. Enjoy or die.

Discuss: Politically correct?