Posted on Tuesday, October 15th, 2013 by Russ Fischer
For anyone who has ever yelled or thought “don’t go into that cabin/basement/abandoned hospital/Applebees!” during a horror movie, we happily offer this trailer for HELL NO: The Sensible Horror Film. It’s the movie where the characters do all the things you always want characters to do when faced with ominous situations or all-out terror. It’s also filled with a lot of good jokes. (Spoiler alert: everyone lives.)
This is from Austin’s Joe Nicolosi, who did The Matrix Retold By Mom and the Mario Bros. Indie Film Trailer. In the trailer below you’ll also see a lot of Austin talent, including actors from Zero Charisma and Grow Up, Tony Phillips, and a good appearance from Zack Carlson, formerly of the Alamo Drafthouse.
The story here might not actually make for much of a film, but it’s a great trailer.
HELL NO is sadly not a real film. If it were, this would be the synopsis:
Imagine a realm where the most horrifying terrors of the underworld emerge to wreak bloody vengeance upon any who… hmm? what’s that? you wanna go literally anywhere else? yeah, good idea let’s get out of here