I never watched Captain Planet. Because, you know, a cartoon about an eco-superhero saving the planet? Snooze. But make a live action version with Don Cheadle as a power-drunk Captain Planet and I would watch the shit out of it. Need proof? Hit the jump for the only version of Captain Planet that matters.
It’s the totally zoned-out, wasted on gaia power face Cheadle makes towards the end that really killed me. Hip-thrusting people into trees didn’t hurt, either.