Posted on Tuesday, May 24th, 2011 by Russ Fischer
You can’t put lipstick on a pig, as they say, so there’s no way to dress this up: rather than updating the poster article from earlier today to include this teaser one-sheet for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1, I’m giving the image its own space. No characters are revealed in this poster — it’s just a pretty ol’ sunset with a logo overlaid. No vampire baby births or werewolf love scenes, sorry. There’s not even really anything to make fun of.
I’m not sure what to say beyond that. If Summit hadn’t split Breaking Dawn into two films I could embed a clip of ‘The End’ by The Doors, but that’ll have to wait. (And, yeah, I know the poster is really showing a breaking dawn — yuk, yuk, yuk — but I’m choosing to interpret it with more optimism. So: a sunset.)