Uwe Boll and the Release Date of Doom

Uwe Boll may not be the most popular director out there today.

Uwe Boll
might not be the most innovative director out there today.

But one thing you can not deny is that Uwe Boll is an absolute GENIUS!

Boll has announced his sinister plans to release Postal on May 23rd, going head to head against Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Boll has declared war against Steven Spielberg:

“On the Indiana Jones weekend – May 23 – we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up – would Michael Moore say!”

“Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the fuck the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as ‘Nazi Theme Park Owner’ outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler’s List!”

This move will likely have a HUGE impact on the Indy 4′s bottom line. I hear that Paramount is terrified and is already discussing options to move Indiana Jones to another date, to avoid competition from Boll’s latest masterpiece. </sarcasm>

Discuss: Can Steven Spielberg even hope to compete against Uwe Boll at the box office?

source: BloodyDisgusting

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