Hollywood continues to demonstrate that it won’t be satisfied until every last item from our childhood toybox has been developed into a movie with the announcement today of an animated Cabbage Patch Kids film, headed to a small screen near you. Really, the only unexpected thing about this news is that it’s taken Hollywood this long to get around to building a movie around the beloved dolls. Hit the jump for more.

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VOTD: The Future of Toy Movies


Animator Dan Meth shows us the scary horrible future that awaits us as Hollywood scrapes the very bottom of the barrel for future movie franchises. Yes, I’m talking about toys and television sitcoms. Witness these uncanny mash-ups of your most beloved toys from your childhood. Imagine Play-Doh, Cabbage Patch Kids, and Smurfs portrayed in movies by Ron Howard, David Cronenberg, and Peter Jackson. Watch the video after the jump.
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