Jessica Alba is the Britney Spears of actresses. As Dennis Hopper says as he ashes, “It’s a fact.” Rumor is, Alba was invented a la Vanessa Angel on Weird Science for us movie blogs on slow days. Want to make a good and original Internet buck? Make a 2008 calendar with Jessica Alba fully clothed 12 times, or better yet, 14. Today, she confirmed to IESB that a Fantastic Four 3 is in the works, or was…

“I know the writers strike and the impending actors strike has kind of put a wrench in everything production wise. That film takes a lot of prep, a good six months of prep and about six months to shoot. With the strike, I think, maybe it’s put on hold.”

Cloy to the world: Enter “Little Franklin” into the franchise, mighty son of Alba’s Sue Storm…

“Little Franklin? Yeah, I think that would be hilarious. He’s so powerful, I think that would be a really interesting dynamic a mother-child dynamic. She’s still a superhero but she’s super-protective and he’s wild, he can do anything and has no sense of what’s appropriate, that would be really fun.”

And I’m convinced that if two more interviewers inquire about a Dark Angel theatrical movie, it will become a reality, like Beetlejuice…

We’ve talked about it, I want to work with Jim so I would pretty much do anything he wants to do.”

Somewhere outside an overrated party in L.A., the Silver Surfer is desperately texting his agent about a solo film as The CobraSnake snaps a photo of his fannypack and Nike Dunks.

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