VOTD: The Many Bloody Deaths of Total Recall

Total Recall
Buttholejeah decided to edit a nearly four minute video containing all of the deaths from the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Total Recall. And yes, the video includes ALL of the deaths, even including the death of the Johnny Cab, the rat and the goldfish. Watch the video embedded after the jump.

via: heatvision

  • Romero
    lol nice!... they dont make them like they used to!
  • Dan SOLO
    PAUL VERHOEVEN! makes me proud to be Dutch!
  • F_H
    Hey, these were exactly the 3 minutes and 40 seconds which were edited out of the version i saw once on TV :-)
  • freemachine
    Arnold looks constipated in that photo.
  • close! they didn't show the dream sequence death in the very beginning!
  • This movie is so fucking awesome.
  • Golgo 13
    CLASSIC.
  • sean
    such an underrated movie
  • The only one that didn't work for me was Burn After Reading. I liked elements of it a lot, just wished it'd paid off better at the end. Same could be said for No Country. Very enjoyable works, but often at the end I'm left wondering, what was the point? Would it have been that hard to give the story a point besides just giving the characters something to do for 2 hours? Still love their work, just a minor pet peeve I have with some of the stories.
  • Erm, wrong topic?
  • Muffin7
    Then for the love of science don't see "A Serious Man"!!!
    And just because you've obviously missed the point doesn't mean that there isn't a point to ending their movies where they do.
  • Complete and utter madness. I love it.
  • dogless
    I'd buy that for a dollar!
  • Nokoo
    What's your Prime Directive?
  • dogless
    That there can be no interference with the internal development of pre-warp civilizations.
  • Steve_Kasan
    See you at the party Richter!
    This is such a great film, and a precursor to the Matrix? Arnold is given the Red Pill to "Wake up!"
  • scott
    I guess the moral of this video is: If you are a charactor in Total Recall and your name isnt Quaid or Melina...you will die, painfully. Unless of course your a crooked buisnessman, a trampy technician, a nerdy technician or a fine, fine looking receptionist.
  • GregoryV
    "Do you think this is the real Quaid? It is!" Best line ever!
  • how could you ever go wrong with a midget-hooker standing on top of a bar shooting a sub-machine gun????
    you can't, that is how,,,,,,
  • gigaherc
    So true...

    Not to mention unforgettable-can't believe noone mentioned her - 3BOOBED HOOKER!
  • [A]
    That would've been one hell of a trailer.
  • mbellerbrock
    I guess I'm too young to get the appeal of this movie. Just seemed like a 80s B movie starring Arnold when I watched it several years ago.
  • Isn't this illegal?
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