Diora Baird Auditions For Thor

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Devin Faraci is, apparently, a keen subscriber of Diora Baird’s tweets. Over at Chud he is making his case for why they make such worthwhile reading. “Funny, smart and raunchy” he says. I’m glad he’s paying attention, however, as he’s now seen a little shiny glimmer of movie news tucked away. Here’s a tweet from Ms. Baird:

Had an audition for the movie Thor today. Character description was ‘pretty, but sturdy with muscle’. Damn type casting.

Okay, that’s not unfunny or unsmart, is it? Maybe I might go digging for the raunchy later.

Devin asked her for more information, only to receive the inevitable door on the nose:

I cant say. I’ll go to jail. For real. Had to sign my soul away.

Still not raunchy.

The game now is to try and guess which role she could be up for. There’s always a possibility that it isn’t a pre-existing character, though I’d bet that it is. An earlier rumour had Jesssica Biel going up for a part, and at that time I speculated on who she might be playing. There’s no harm in repeating the same blind guesses, I suppose, because we’ve not really become any wiser on where this film is going in the meantime. I was prattling on about the two most likely female figures in the Thor-verse:

The first of those was Sif, an Asgardian warrior who would provide a pretty straight up love interest for the behammered one. The second was Amora the Enchantress, one of Thor’s ‘villains’. With Loki in place as the key antagonist, I fancy Sif the slightly more likely choice.

Baird’s big break came, I think, when her role in Wedding Crashers was parlayed into countless magazine pictorials and she caught a wave of the FHM-friendly zeitgeist. She’s got a role in the upcoming Night of the Demons do-over, and reportedly a good one too. Maybe she’s still very much on the up. I’d definitely sit up and pay attention if Kenneth Branagh gives her the Thor role.

  • alimonkey
    I'd give her a Thor part.
  • lipslikeasukal
    Oh, how I loves me some Diora Baird.
  • MonsterKilledThePilot
    I'll show her my hammer...
  • The_Kid
    I'm thinking she auditioned for Amora the Enchantress, she looks the part but don't know if her acting capabilities are up to par for the role.
  • Electro_Jones
    I came here to say this. She is the spitting image of that character. Perfect.
  • clarencesomerset
    But don't they already have a female lead, albeit a mortal, in Natalie Portman?
  • BrendonConnelly
    It most likely won't be a lead role.
  • Jake
    its pathetic you're passing this off as news.
  • And you're somehow less pathetic for whining about it, rather than ignoring it?
  • all of these comments are why geeks get no pussy.
  • lol. I was thinking something along those lines
  • BrendonConnelly
    Not at all. The headline tells you what it is, and clearly enough people were interested to click through.

    We give you what 'you' want, collectively.
  • AWhitman
    Barbarella
  • Craigasorusrex
    This woman has two great qualities about her.

    Her body is perfect for Thor and she is great looking too. I like the women that Marvel is getting for their comic book movies (ex: Scarlett Johansson for IM2).

    I think they should definitely pick her for whatever role she auditioned. I remember seeing her in "Accepted".
  • trip
    **** YEA! HIRE HER NOW!
  • markkardwell
    That "pretty, but sturdy with muscle" angle gets me thinking it's Valkyrie. The Enchantress is blond, and sexy, but the part wouldn't necessarily need sturdiness or muscle.
  • rockinrors
    Drools.**
  • Name
    She will play the Enchantress, for sure!
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