Universal To Make Asteroids Movie

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When movie studios are developing big budget big screen movies based on Stretch Armstrong and Candyland, I knew it was only a matter of time before Hollywood started to mine some of the classic video games of the children of the 70’s/80’s. Universal has won a four-studio bidding war to win the film rights to the classic Atari video game Asteroids. Newcomer Matthew Lopez, who came out of Disney’s writing program and did work on Bedtime Stories, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice and Race to Witch Mountain, has been hired to write the screen adaptation.

For those of you who don’t remember, the game involved the player controlling a triangular space ship in an asteroid field, shooting and destroying rock and the occasional alien spaceship to avoid collision. Originally released in 1979 as an upright arcade machine, and later released on the Atari video game systems, the game spawned three sequels - Asteroids Deluxe, Space Duel and Blasteroids. So basically, Universal has won a potential big budget space film franchise. I’m only half kidding.

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The good news is that the game isn’t tied to any extensive mythology, which will allow the studio to build the entire story basically from scratch. I’m sure the only catch is that the movie has to feature a spaceship destroying on asteroid. Basically, like with Battleship, Universal is buying a brand name. They’re spending millions (my guesstimate - no figures have been released) so that when the ad plays on tv and the poster is attached to the bus shelter, a few extra people will take notice.

That said, I can totally imagine Michael Bay making a film based on Asteroids. Hell, Armageddon could have been titled Asteroids. They have a lot of room to play with. I’m not impressed by the films listed on screenwriter’s previous credits, but you can’t really judge based on patch up work and rewrites. Transformers and G.I. Joe producer Lorenzo di Bonaventura is attached.

source: THR

  • There are simply no words to describe the lengths hollywood is going nowadays.

    Though this will never come out, it'll get cancelled somewhere along the line.
  • Dude *I* pitched this idea to my classmates in '86 and they laughed at me... now look!!
    I really don't want to be one of the many who will chime in whinging about how lame this is, but honestly -- what the hell else are we supposed to do? I mean, what else can we say about an idea like this??
  • I heard about a dozen of these ridiculous movie ideas but have seen none of them ever enter any state of production.

    These are great examples of Hollywood's filtering system and...slashfilms
  • Guest
    "The good news is that the game isn’t tied to any extensive mythology, which will allow the studio to build the entire story basically from scratch."

    You know, I was going to lie and make up a mythology, but I can't even imagine something stupid enough to be true.

    This game truly has no possible storyline.
  • freemachine
    I totally sucked at this game; kept running into the asteroids. Anyway, I'd probably go see this if it didn't cost more that 4 quarters...
  • Lance_HBomb
    PLOT. SPOILERS BELOW.



    "In the year 2056, one man... one mission... one destiny...

    In order to save his loved ones, he must protect them in his ship.

    But alas, the evil Kings of Space have sent multitudes of rocks to hurtle at him.

    He will destroy them. He will survive.

    Tom Cruise. Keanu Reeves. Reese Witherspoon.

    And Jack Nicholson as the Space King.


    ASTEROIDS.


    Summer 2013."
  • Hat
    Doesn't sound too far from what it'd be.
  • Wow, my family had that exact arcade cabinet when I was growing up. Not that that makes me want to see a movie based on it.
  • Marko
    I just hope this doesn't turn out to be a knockoff of the Last Starfighter.
  • LuMendz
    Well, it's only a matter of time now before they make a Pong movie.
  • Mike
    Last I heard, they were batting the idea back and forth.
  • keith
    Bad News - Hollywood already made this move. It was called Armageddon.
  • JohnCT311
    I... but... WHAT?
    Just NO.
  • John
    Makes me think of the scenes in Empire Strikes Back when they went through the astroid field... and I'm sure those scenes will still be better than an Astroids movie.
  • Enzo Moran
    Space Invaders would make a better movie.
  • Joshua Ruth
    Next up: BURGER TIME!
  • this is retarded... it would probably look like this dig dug parody

    http://video.aol.com/video-detail/robot-chicken...
  • Andrew
    Well apparantly this is old news.. They are now releasing a PONG movie..

    http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/8yhul/wtf_...
  • Trailer for the movie based on the Asteroids video game

    http://snipurl.com/mgrt7

    Just posted today (it's towards the end)
  • Name
    Real story line? It looks like there is a whole lot more going into this...http://www.rawcritics.com/alternate_reality/exclusive-look-universals-upcoming-asteroids-movie
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