Movie Trailer: RoboGeisha

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So, this trailer for RoboGeisha is NSFW, upper-level ridiculous, and almost necessitates a /Film After Dark sister-site. We should tell you now that it features fake skyscraper blood, pervy voiceover, and entertaining death by: tempura shrimp, “futuristic” lactating, and bootie swords. And lots of tawdry geisha action with carnage on top.

Due for international release this fall, the film is the exploitative brainchild of Noboru Iguchi and Yoshihiro Nishimura, the sadistic director and special effects madman who brought the world Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police. Respectively. Let’s hope Tarantino stays out of the closets tonight, just saying. Express your awe or disappointment (from jail) in the comments.

via TDW / Twitch

  • shelby
    Sweet..Who dosn't want a chick with a sword in her ass...??
  • SlapAyoda
    Um holy crap, this looks even better than I could have imagined. But what's up with the narrator's creepy voice?
  • Tim
    Geisha What The Fuck
  • Yoji
    Haha "frieh shrim"..and I thought tokyo gore police was ridiculous, this is on another level. Thank you for posting this Hunter.
  • Umm. Riiiiiiiiigghht. This is a real movie? I hope not. I usually like Japanese films. This one I wouldn't bother with.
  • Uhh.... why were the buildings bleeding?
  • TransFarmer
    you try cutting a building with a giant blade and see if it doesn't bleed...
  • Dullard
    That voice will forever haunt me.
  • LOL What did I just watch?
  • Great trailer? Or Greatest Trailer?
  • Greatest movie ever made?
  • Woooooaahh, is this real bullshit, looking that trailer is wasting time.
  • Nope, I think this is so wrong!
  • If RoboGeisha is wrong...then I most certainly don't want to be right.
  • freemachine
    First of all, I loved the fact that buildings were exploding with blood. Second, I loved fact that asses w/blades are used as deadly weapons. This trailer rocks! I'll bet this film is 1000% better than Transformers 2.
  • GregoryV
    Japanese style exploitation film. What a disturbing ass trailer.
  • Brandon
    I didn't know the elephant man did narration
  • REAL6
    I saw this trailer last weekend før the world premier of Vampire girl Vs. Frankenstein girl. Cant wait to see this movie. Hollywood needs to step their game up
  • REAL6
    Iguchi directed and Nishimura did the effects for this movie.
  • REAL6
    Brandon, the director Iguchi did the voice over. Spooky ass shit
  • Oh...my...freakin'...god that was AWESOME! :D Geisha Missile, Geisha Katana, Geisha Chainsaw and...and...FRIED SHRIMP! Now that looks like a fun film to watch!
  • JB
    Much better than transformers 2, wolverine, and terminator:salvation...
    Finally...
  • Holy Shit! What the fuck just happened?!?
  • Film making at its absolute greatest. This looks stomp-your-balls fantastic. God I hope I get to see this. My life will not be complete. This could perhaps be the new pinnacle of moviemaking. Godfather, please step aside. You've just been hip-katannaed to second place.

    Did anyone else notice the music seemed to be a variation of the fast part of Live and let Die?
  • Bryce can't Reed.
    I was just about to comment on the music.
  • nolacuse
    That was positively mesmerizing. I just don't know what to say. I can't wait to see this. I think.
  • at least it transforms more realistisc than transformers 2 :P (LOL)
  • spacedog128
    Fried Shrimp!
  • Ben
    That bleeding ass part was a little much.
  • TransFarmer
    i found it to be a brilliant commentary/metaphor on the state of Hollywood big-budget -yet- shallow movies...
  • I'm having serious trouble believing this is a real movie. There is no evidence to say it isn't but I simply can't believe that it is.
  • Donivan
    This was great!Come on.Of,course it is real!Machine Girl,Tokyo Gore Police.This looks fun!Tengu Milk,Hip Katana,Handicap Gun..Hell Yea!!
  • i'd pay...even money to see that.
  • Tarby
    FAIL for not having ninja pirates
  • REAL6
    Hip Katana
  • Fir3Wolf
    I've seen Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police and I liked them both. This movie looks like more of the same kinda cheesy crap that I've come to like about the first two movies, so I'll see it.
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