2009 MTV Movie Awards Winners

2009 MTV Movie Awards

There are a lot of Award shows in Hollywood. Some of them are serious presentations, awarding accomplishment and talent: the Academy Awards, the Golden Globes..etc. Other award shows are nothing more than pure spectacle. The MTV Movie Awards falls into the latter category. Every year we post the award winners, and every year we complain about how some tween heartthrob, this year - Zac Efron, beats out some insanely talented actor, this year Robert Downey Jr, for Best Male Performance. Or how Twilight beat out both The Dark Knight and Slumdog Millionaire to win Best Movie.

But truth is, we love to bitch about the MTV Movie Awards, which explains why I’m posting these results. It’s certainly not that we give credence to this list of winners. Any award show which gives out five statues to Twilight can’t be taken seriously. So leave your comments below. Be smart, clever, funny, and biting.

BEST MOVIE (voting stays live throughout the 2009 Movie Awards ceremony)

  • Twilight
  • The Dark Knight
  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year
  • Iron Man
  • Slumdog Millionaire

BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE

  • Angelina Jolie - Wanted
  • Anne Hathaway - Bride Wars
  • Kate Winslet - The Reader
  • Kristen Stewart - Twilight
  • Taraji P. Henson - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

BEST MALE PERFORMANCE

  • Christian Bale - The Dark Knight
  • Robert Downey Jr. - Iron Man
  • Shia LaBeouf - Eagle Eye
  • Vin Diesel - Fast & Furious
  • Zac Efron - High School Musical 3: Senior Year

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE FEMALE

  • Amanda Seyfried - Mamma Mia!
  • Ashley Tisdale - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
  • Freida Pinto - Slumdog Millionaire
  • Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana: The Movie
  • Vanessa Hudgens - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
  • Kat Dennings - Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist

BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE MALE

  • Robert Pattinson - Twilight
  • Taylor Lautner - Twilight
  • Ben Barnes - The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
  • Dev Patel - Slumdog Millionaire
  • Bobb’e J. Thompson - Role Models

BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE

  • Amy Poehler - Baby Mama
  • Anna Faris - The House Bunny
  • James Franco - Pineapple Express
  • Jim Carrey - Yes Man
  • Steve Carell - Get Smart

BEST VILLAIN

  • Derek Mears - Friday The 13th
  • Dwayne Johnson - Get Smart
  • Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
  • Johnathon Schaech - Prom Night
  • Luke Goss - Hellboy II: The Golden Army

BEST FIGHT

  • Anne Hathaway vs. Kate Hudson - Bride Wars
  • Christian Bale vs. Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
  • Ron Perlman vs. Luke Goss - Hellboy II: The Golden Army
  • Robert Pattinson vs. Cam Gigandet - Twilight
  • Seth Rogen and James Franco vs. Danny McBride - Pineapple Express

BEST KISS

  • Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy - Wanted
  • Freida Pinto and Dev Patel - Slumdog Millionaire
  • James Franco and Sean Penn - Milk
  • Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson - Twilight
  • Paul Rudd and Thomas Lennon - I Love You, Man
  • Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron - High School Musical 3: Senior Year

BEST WTF MOMENT (New Category)

  • Amy Poehler - Baby Mama, Peeing In the Sink
  • Angelina Jolie - Wanted, Curved Bullet Kill
  • Ayush Mahesh Khedekar - Slumdog Millionaire, Jumping in the Poop Shed
  • Ben Stiller - Tropic Thunder, Tasting the Decapitated Head
  • Jason Segel and Kristen Bell - Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Naked Break-Up

BEST SONG FROM A MOVIE (New Category)

  • “Jai Ho” - AR Raham, Slumdog Millionaire
  • “The Wrestler” - Bruce Springsteen, The Wrestler
  • “The Climb” - Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana: The Movie
  • “Decode” - Paramore, Twilight

  • greycolumbus
    Ah, the MTV generation.
  • You mean the current MTV generation. Mine was back when it actually stood for something.

    I'll start caring about what MTV thinks about films when the Motion Picture Association of America starts hosting award shows for bands.
  • juicebox
    oh, you mean the MTV degeneration haha
  • andy
    MTV has always been a Viacom property, it has always been just one big commercial.
  • jank
    might as well just called it the twilight awards. the best part of this show was the 'too cool to look at the explosion' or (whatever it was called)video. possibly the ben stiller segment as well.
  • jank
    oh and i felt the SLIGHT announcement they gave to heath ledger, as they were going to commercial, was just insulting.
  • jason B
    i stopped taking MTV seriously back when they...umm, back when they...ah fuck it, who am i kidding- i could never take those ass hats serious.

    teenage female manatees running that station... ;)
  • The Dark Knight deserved the best fight. Slumdog Millionaire deserved the best kiss. Then again...the award decisions are made mostly by teenagers...
  • the dark knights fight scene was garbage, unless you like watching people fight in close up shots
  • thankyoufor
    wow oilmanrich....
    you have no idea what you're talking about do you?
    do you understand what great Cinematography is or do you just like flashy things that explode.....go die.
  • Twilight fan #1
    You know what! I think Twilight is the BEST and The Dark Knight didn't get anything so eat that
  • blah
    sad because she is the most terrible writer I have ever had the misfortune of reading and the movie is completely garbage story wise.
  • Tyler J
    How the hell did the Pineapple Express fight scene not win? I know the awards were run by glittery teenage girls with absolutely no taste, but come on! They pulled off one of the funniest and hardest-hitting fight scenes out of all nominees - case in point: Danny McBride's head hitting the sink. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS7dgsf-heg (1:28)
  • JKW
    Saying MTV is indicative of the current culture with their "awards" means that America as a whole is filled with nothing but teenaged girls. Essentially, we've reverted back to the year "Titanic" came out. What a joke.

    Not that teenage girls shouldn't have their opinion, nor is it equal...but really, if all things were fair for something like the MTV movie awards, how many guys (of all ages) and girls with sanity/good taste would have voted for Twilight in anything? Whatever, Twilight can have its worthless popcorn statue if Slumdog still gets an Oscar and Dark Knight still gets a box-office record.
  • lawl
    Titanic deserved the awards it won though.
  • Shawn
    America as a whole?

    The reason they say Teenagers run these polls is because they do, only a teenager would go out of their way to vote on the polls.

    The MTV Awards mean nothing in the end, it's like going to a 14 year olds sleep over and asking them what the hoTT movie was this year. Ledger was the only one who deserved his vote, sadly the only thing these idiots knew about that role was that he died and that he use to be the teenage heart throb..
  • Dennis
    The Real winner was Sasha Baron Cohen for the stunt on that crybaby Eminem.
  • Fucking Twilight is the stain in the underwear of Movie Entertainment.
    Fuck Twilight.
    Fuck this year's MTV Movie Awards.
  • Well any movie who ignores the basic premise of vampires and werewolves being creatures of the night deserves to be the winner of so many awards because they dare to be both different and daring. I would love for the third movie to involve gay sex between both the lead vampire (insert name here) and the werewolf (insert name here). This would totally draw me in and get my asshole as wet as all the little teen sluts pussies were in the audience. I dont know about you guys but this years movie awards got me so hott and bothered I had to throw on my flip flops, wife beater, & sweats and I maKE a b line to my nearest truck stop so I could hide in the bushes and wait for gay love from behind. God I love fucking men in the wilderness if only the cast of twilight could of been there it wouldve been the best gay experience EVER!!!!!!!!!
  • HelloJackToad
    Worst cry-baby nerd that takes himself too seriously: Eminem.

    What a fooking loser!
  • gHANgis JUan
    OH AND HOW THE FUCK DID Bobb’e J. Thompson - Role Models NOT FUCKING WIN????
    WATSUP MINOTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • The whole thing was a bad joke.

    except for the pissing off eminem thing.. I loved that..
  • qwerty
    those who have voted must mostly be teens..look at the results..twilight almost won everything..what the!!!..whats with twilight anyway?..other movies deserved to win..tsk tsk!..
  • Wow I understand that its the MTV generation here but I thought TDK was universally liked. I guess fan girls will rule the world soon.

    Some of these nominations are odd too. They try to pick some serious quality nominations mixed up with lame ones but I rather they keep something like Kate Winslet out of this. Shia Labeouf for Eagle Eye? Vin Diesel? Are they effing serious? These nominations are retarded. Even for the MTV generation.
  • Chelsea H.
    This entire awards show is a fucking joke. They might as well leave films like Slumdog Millionaire and The Reader out of the entire show. Were the teens who rigged the results on dope when they casted their votes?? I mean really, Efron for Best Male Performance and Tisdale for Best Female Breakthrough Performance (just to name a few)?? I left after watching five minutes of this shit. What a waste of space on my TiVo redorded list.
  • Jesus.
    The only decision I agree with is for Heath Ledger...
  • somehow i get the feeling he won only b/c no one from twilight was even nominated in that category.
  • Let's fix the awards for next year.
  • Hassleberry
    This is whats wrong with the current generation.
  • Richard
    why twilight because its a love story and chicks dick that, in austrailia tons of girls love the film while the boys didn't like that shit they like transformers and there were tons of my friends love transformers and my girlfriend likes transformers too, The only reason I watched this so they show megan fox and a perveiw of transformers 2
  • thankyoufor
    too bad your taste still sucks...........
    watch real movies please and thank you
  • Dan
    I agree fucking agree
  • adam
    awful
  • Looks like Barack Obama's "Change" mentality has reached the movie awards, as this year proves that the Academy Awards are more entertaining and relevant than the MTV Movie Awards.
  • bio1801
    They shouldn't bother make an award show for the next 3 years since the Twilight sequels will obviously win everything... those teenage girls won't back down so easily...

    we're doomed.

    And Miley Cirus for the Best Song? What's wrong with the world?!?
  • Kamycart
    What horrible results. How can Twilight beat out Dark Knight, Slumdog Millionaire and Iron Man? Damn fan girls get an actual reality check.
  • dan
    How the HELL did Zac Efron beat out Vin Diesel
  • Kmanwnoname
    This year, MTV made it a lot more difficult to vote in the awards. You had to sign up to be part of their online community to do it. I'm guessing the Twihards can actually be bothered with that sort of thing, whereas most people aren't.
  • stevie
    it doesn't bother me, who wins doesn't have any real meaning anyway. bruno pissing off eminem?? priceless haha :)
  • I don't usually watch these award shows as they only result in infuriating me. This year, all of the movie clips they were playing we too tempting to pass-up. As soon as "Twilight" beat "The Dark Knight", "Pineapple Express", and "Hellboy II" for Best Fight I knew there was no room for objectivity in this award show. Sure enough, "Twilight" won in nearly every category it was included. Never underestimate the power of droves of 14-year-old girls.
  • I see the teenage girls in general jacked the polls, not only for Twilight, but for Zac Efron and Highscool Musical.

    I actually wanted to see this only because of the Transformers 2 extended preview or footage or whatever.
  • terrible results. This is why I'll never take MTV Movie Awards seriously.
  • Misty
    Slumdog Millionaire definitely deserved some of those votes. How is it a breakthrough performance when we've seen you the past three years on suite life of zach and Cody? I'm very disappointed with the results.
  • Twilight beat Dark Knight and Slumdog?? No wonder Baby Jesus was up crying all night...
  • Yakko
    An awards show as sad as this and they still had enough brains to nominate Springsteen's song from the Wrestler when the Academy didn't.

    I guess even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.
  • Leemah
    jeeeez calm down. it's the MTV awards ! mainly watched by teenagers. [like me] so seriously people don't act so shocked.. I personally love Twilight . a lot . and slumdog millionaire AND Dark Knight. And zac efron. and hsm. BUT: Frieda Pinto should have won for breakthrough performance BY FAR . I can't stand Ashley Tisdale . she's nothing compared to Frieda Pinto. :))
  • In my opinion the only award show that REALLY means anything is the Peoples Choice Awards. Was Twilight anywhere in there? No.
  • Jay
    I think that Twilight deserved those awards, I mean, that movie was AMAZING but the reason some people say that Twilight was not a good movie it's because they HAVE NO TASTE AT ALL. The only thing they like is stupid movies like Pinneaple Express... that movie make you go stupid. The movies that shouldn't be nominated and thank God they didn't win where: Pinneaple Express and Bride Wars.
  • Judging by your evident mastery of the English language, I'll just assume you haven't reached the age yet where you can understand what a piece of crap this movie is. I saw this movie just to see what the fuss was about and it ended up being trash like everyone said it would be. Even people I know who've read the books thought it was pretty pathetic.
  • Eric
    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/twilight/ percent of people who liked Twilight.

    http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pineapple_express... percent of people who liked Pineapple Express. I think it is easy to tell which is better. I rest my case.

    I will give you that bride wars was a lot worse.
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