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Here’s a whole slew of off-center bits and pieces for the more adventurous amongst you. There’s some real gems hidden behind the front line of giant robot pictures… and a lot of oddities too.

The picture at the head of the post is of a Cannes photocall to promote the sequel to Easy Rider. Yep. The sequel to Easy Rider. According to Cinematical the film revolves around the brother of Peter Fonda’s Captain America and will get a cinema release in September. Will it have the effect of the original? My brass tack landed in No.

12 more scraps from the table of the cinematic devils after the break.

VideoBusiness report that Disney have branded their Blu-Ray edition of Snow White as a Diamond Edition. The subsequent Diamond titles will begin with the two Fantasias and Beauty and the Beast. Standard DVDs won’t get the label - maybe they can be branded White Diamond like those bottles I see the drunk men in shop doorways suckling on.

The videogame developer Ubisoft are looking to get into special FX. The Financial Times - sadly not as pink online as in the ‘flesh’ - have some details.

Celebrate at the official Star Wars site as The Phantom Menace was released ten years ago, according to Peter. From his e-mail to me on the matter he seems to be a huge fan of the film and probably even has a Darth Maul bedcover or something like that. Or perhaps I misread him seriously. And deliberately. [Editors Note: Brendon misread :)]

Chace Crawford has been confirmed as the lead of the Footloose remake by The Hollywood Reporter, with E! naming Miley Cyrus as a potential co-star. I really liked a great deal of the Hannah Montana film but I wish it had somebody else in it instead. Guess that wasn’t an option.

An MTV interview with Justin Long yielded the sad revelation of Anna Faris and Christina Applegate being signed up to play female chipmunks in the Alvin ’squeakuel’. Talented comediennes who deserve better than standing in a recording booth for a few hours then having their voices sped up until they take on a nausea inducing pitch.

Variety tell us that Bridget Jones is being translated to a stage musical. Bridget’s creator (and pretty much her alter ego) Helen Fielding is working on the book and lyrics. Book in this sense being the script for the musical, in case you aren’t a fan of the form and don’t know the lingo. I’m surprised how far and hard I have to search to find other fans of musicals. Maybe I’m looking in the wrong places.

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Mimi Leder’s attempt at a Mandrake movie is gathering cast. According to Coming Soon, Hayden Christensen has a role, presumably the lead, with Djimon Honsou apparently in support. The film will feature an escape stunt from an SUV dropped from a plane. Their source appears to be the Cannes promo poster you can see here.

Spanish director Bigas Luna is prepping a 3D sci-fi film. Las Horas Perdidas report that the film is a post-apocalyptic affair and is derived from a novel called, I think, The Manuscript of the Second Origin by Manuel de Pedrolo.

Wim Wenders next project is Pina, a 3D dance film he will make in collaboration with choreographer Pina Bausch. I read at Yahoo that Alain Derobe is the cinematographer. Just one day after I bemoaned the lack of well-filmed dance in modern cinema here comes Wim to save the day. I’ll always love Wim Wenders for his passionate hatred of zoom lenses.

Matt Lucas has dressed up as Susan Boyle for Heat magazine, and while they haven’t put the pictures online, those fiends at The Daily Mail have.

Anton Corbijn is adapting Martin Booth’s novel A Very Private Gentleman, with Georgle Clooney onboard to star as an assassin hiding out in the idyllic Italian countryside. There’s one last job for him to do, in case you couldn’t guess. The same Variety report tells us that Overture have snapped up US rights to The Men Who Stare at Goats, Grant Heslov’s fictional comedy based upon Jon Ronson’s non-fictional comedy.

The LA Times think that Miramax might be on the way out. Maybe the Weinsteins will buy the label back?

That’s going to have to be enough for now. I’d have to do this twice daily to keep up.

  • a sequel to easy rider. does that sound like somebody misspoke and didnt realize it. that sentence just sounds Wrong. who the fuck is responsible for that? what a dumb idea. like that motherly black woman in I'm Not There says,"write about your own time, child" - MAKE YOUR OWN MOVIE. BE INSPIRED BY EASY RIDER, SURE, BUT DONT MAKE A SEQUEL. sorry about the Caps. 'a sequel to easy rider' just pisses me off
  • omar swarez
    It pisses you off? Why? Just don't go see it. Its that simple. It won't affect the original whatsoever.
  • wow! i never knew i could do that! thanks so much omar!!!!!!!!11111L0L
  • edc2
    wow, what an asshole.
    you will never have a girlfriend.
  • Justin Craig
    Oh yeah? Well I can't speak for marcomc2 but I have a girlfriend (who is also really hot) and I still agree that a sequel to Easy Rider is the dumbest sequel idea since Speed 2: Cruise Control. Also, why are you so into who's got a girlfriend? Sounds like you have some issues.

    P.S. Tough talking someone through a blog on a film news website doesn't make you seem tough; just really really lame.
  • mav
    i thought april fools was over
  • And I thought people making jokes about April Fools being over was over.
  • edc2
    'nother guy who'll never get a woman over here!
  • Naw I don't think so. I think it's trendier to say something is over, then to repeat something that's old. Just MO.
  • I'd like to hear a straight up denial on that Darth Maul bedcover accusation Peter.
  • Did you miss the editor's note? :) not true.
  • I saw it, it was just vague so I was starting to worry. ;)
  • Goobity
    Ten years already? *sigh* It seems like only yesterday sad individuals were posting to internet message boards how much George Lucas ruined their small lives with the prequels. Oh wait...that may have in fact BEEN yesterday. :)
  • I hope I die before Easy Rider 2 is released.
  • BamaJuice
    I can make sure that happens. B)
  • Willl Smithh
    Wim Winders + Dancing movie + 3D = The biggest "WTF IM INTERESTED?" since Jarmusch doing a western
  • gah
    Umm...why the hell would you hire big salary actors to play Chipmunks? it makes no sense. they manipulate the voice so you cant even tell who it is anyway, so you might as well hire unknown voice actors. its not like kids are jumping up and down "oh my god, Justin Long is a chipmunk?!! we have to see it now!!"
  • Actually, that's precisely how it works.
  • Regardless of how moronic the logic may be, it works.
  • gah
    also, if David Cross decides to do the sequel im going to be beyond piseed. what, has it been 4...5 years since his last standup album? c'mon work on that or try out another HBO pilot. those albums are two of the finest comedy records ever produced and it's a waste of talent by just focusing your energy on crappy supporting roles in bad childrens films. he has to have some kind of fresh stand up material by now.
  • gah
    also, if David Cross decides to do the sequel im going to be beyond pissed. what, has it been 4...5 years since his last standup album? c'mon work on that or try out another HBO pilot. those albums are two of the finest comedy records ever produced and it's a waste of talent by just focusing your energy on crappy supporting roles in bad childrens films. he has to have some kind of fresh stand up material by now.
  • Willl Smithh
    Thank you. Thank you so very much.

    "Try talking yr girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion." to a fucking chipmunks movie?! Why, David, why have you forsaken us?
  • If Zac Efron, and Robert Patterson are cast in the lead, I may take you up on that offer.
  • weinsteins seemed to have better luck (and product) with mirimax -
  • SOS
    Matt Lucas is a dude!
  • Loretta johnson
    I wonder what i'll wear on the anniversary of the "rape of my childhood"?

    Why does gah always repeat himself?

    And who is sharon stone?
  • John Guard
    a sequel to Easy Rider??

    that is the stupidiest thing i have heard yet!

    i hate baby boomers ..................
  • I actually got to see a small test screening for this film.. It was pretty kick ass. They were still doing sound stuff as they were in post production, but it has a cool story, and didn't steal/lean on the original really at all. Its about Peter Fonda's family, and their relationships.. They even have a quick bit with a teenage Wyatt (Peter Fonda's Character).. Pretty cool Vietnam stuff. I'd actually say its more a commentary on today's America than the 60's though.. Amazing ride sequences.. I think the fans will be pleasantly surprised.
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