battleship
Peter Berg is in talks to direct a big screen adaptation of Hasbro’s board game Battleship for Universal Pictures. Brother screenwriting team Jon and Erich Hoeber have signed on to write the script, which is said to be “an epic naval action adventure” loosely inspired by the game.  Universal seems to have a multi-picture development deal with Hasbro/Milton Bradley.

Twilight star Robert Pattinson, while on break from shooting New Moon, was spotted last week leaving Berg’s Los Angeles home. At the time, many speculated that Pattinson might be in talks to join Berg’s planned remake of Dune, but Berg has so many projects in the development pipeline that it would be impossible to narrow it down to one of them. And it would be too speculative for me to say that Battleship is probably the film.

Actor turned filmmaker Berg has directed Very Bad Things, The Rundown, Friday Night Light, The Kingdom and Hancock. The Hoeber brothers recently adapted the comic book action thriller Whiteout, Warren Ellis’ Red, and an adaptation of the video game American McGee’s Alice, which is likely in development heck.

There are two reasons for a Hollywood movie studio to make a film adaptation of a popular property. The first is the more logical — So many people have connected with the story or concept that it will likely translate into a feature film. The second reason is that the brand name means so much to so many that it could be leveraged to attract an audience to a film people might not otherwise see. This is why the recent trend of board game movie adapatation deals is quite baffling to me.

For instince, a Stretch Armstrong movie isn’t likely to attract many people who played with the toy as a kid, and the “action figure” doesn’t possess a story of any real value. A studio could easily make a movie about a guy whose arms and legs stretch without having to purchase the probably expensive rights to the Stretch Armstrong name.

I just don’t understand how the brand name Battleship would attact aditional people to a Berg-directed epic naval action adventure film. It seems to me that if the story was good enough, the film could easily function without the board game adaptation title. Plus, I would think that the goofiness that comes with using a board game title must hurt the marketing of a film more than help it.

Side Note: I just noticed after creating the photo above that the old 1967 box art featured the mother cleaning dishes in the background with her daughter (the implication is that the Kitchen and cleaning is “their place/thing”), as the father has fun with his son in the dining room. Wow, just wow.

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source: THR

  • HarveyDing
    First Tomorrowland, now Battleship! Yay! When's Taco Bell: The Squirts coming out? Will they cross-promote with themselves?
  • Taco Bell the movie came out last year. It was called: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
  • I was about to say the same thing.
  • quintushalls
    Demolition Man
  • Oh. No. Please, no, no, no.

    Is it April 1 again? Already?

    Seriously, you've GOT to be kidding me on this one. Run, Peter, run!

    I can't wait for the frakkin' Connect Four movie now...
  • gah
    I hope so. That way Rob Pattinsons career can be over and he can go away forever.
  • So when is CandyLand coming to the silver screen?
  • I know you might be joking. but it's already in the works

    http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/02/04/from-the-guy-...

    for real
  • Yeah I remember reading that.

    I just kind of thought it was going to stay in production hell. As ridiculous as a Candyland movie sounds the people involved does make the project seem somewhat interesting as you mentioned.
  • I really hope Peter Berg doesn't remake Dune. :S
  • I heard they are cancelling the Razzies forever because of Battleship
  • Yeah I remember reading that. :p

    I just kind of thought it was going to stay in production hell. As ridiculous as a Candyland movie sounds the people involved does make the project seem somewhat interesting as you mentioned.
  • RHarmon
    Why would anyone consider putting Robert Pattinson in Dune? This is horrible.
  • gah
    well Sting was in the original wasn't he? but then again Sting is cooler than Robert Pattinson. Police Sting, not crappy solo Sting.
  • "Captain..they sunk our battleship"..ah, I can see it already. :/
  • what a waste of directing career.
  • Yeah I remember reading that.

    I just kind of thought it was going to stay in production hell. As ridiculous as a Candyland movie sounds the people involved does make the project seem somewhat interesting as you mentioned.
  • gah
    Seriously, who even plays board games anymore? its not like these properties are going to have that much brand name recognition with today's generation anyways.
  • Gotta love that Battleship box art.
  • I see this being another Jumanji movie. I can only hope it gets shelved.
  • I love Jumanji O.o
  • That's just dumb.
  • Wow.


    I'm already over this.
  • evanz
    I'm still waiting for the movie version of Connect Four.
  • yousunkmydishes!
    Robert Pattison will bring in thousands of girls to the battleship franchise when they clearly should be doing dishes with their mothers!
    just kidding hahahaha good eye on that box cover peter
  • Infrafan
    LOL. What? Just make a military thriller. Geez. Is it that important to have "You sunk my battleship!" in the movie?
  • Robert Pattinson is a shitty actor and he's ugly as hell. Why can't he just go away already?
  • Wasabi Steak
    Because he knows 14 year old girls like you will check his stuff out?
  • hahahaha I kind of like him because he seems pretty self-aware. Like...he KNOWS that his career is founded on a pretty horrible (but hilarious) movie. Also, I saw him in the new Salvador Dali movie Little Ashes and he was actually pretty solid as an actor. And, I don't know, I think he's a looker. But I also find Macaulay Culkin highly attractive.
  • Sissy
    Hey Robert is sexy and we love him , I bet you are just a sore looser with nothing else to do but hat the GOD OF SEXINESS!!! We give a S*t about your opinion, ROB IS THE MAN!!!
  • Battleship with Pattinson = Titanic 2.
  • Palmer
    I wonder what other board games they are thinking of adapting. Sorry? Risk? Axis & Allies? Pokemon Monopoly (Two different franchises but there was that boardgame!)?! Hell, they're probably thinking of doing Jenga! And my use of They refers to faceless movie studios.
  • Ouija Board, Candy Land and Monopoly are all in some stage of development.
  • Wasabi Steak
    Im down with checking out anything Peter Berg does so I'll see what he got with this.
  • Sissy
    Sorry Haters!!!!! Rob Pattinson is here to stay, and WE LOVE HIM!!!!!! , these comments must be from losers with very low self esteem...They don't have Rob's eyes, hair...smile sexiness,charisma, class and thousands of loving fans...I can understand your hate....I FEEL BAD FOR YOUR SORRY ASSES.... jealous much??????
  • GODDAMN IT! Another one from the 'I Couldn't Make This Shit Up' file!

    It must be really hard to be someone who write parody nowadays because of things like this. When you sit down to try and think of something utterly absurd, you just can't top reality anymore.
  • terry
    "YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP"
  • Peter Berg is good ... this idea is not.
  • And now everyone wants Robert Pattinson... hes a crappy actor :/
  • Sorry but you talk about Edward, not Pattinson. They could have chosen any other actor and youll be drooling the same way. Believe me, real gentlemen are more than shiny sparkly flesh, a white face and a bad haircut.
  • Sorry Sissy, but you talk about Edward, not Pattinson. And guess what? He is not real. They could have chosen any other actor and youll be drooling the same way. Believe me, real gentlemen are more than shiny sparkly flesh, a white face and a bad haircut.
  • A Battleship move...really? Wow, the Idea Well must be running pretty dry nowadays.
  • GODDAMN IT! Another one from the 'I Couldn't Make This Shit Up' file!

    It must be really hard to be someone who writes parody nowadays because of things like this. When you sit down to try to think of something utterly absurd, you just can't top reality anymore.
  • Crystal
    Peter Berg is Awesome and anything with Rob Pattinson in it is a money maker. He would make a fantastic Paul Atreides. His talents and skills as an actor will take him far in his career. Loved "How To Be" and many other films he has worked in.
  • Redgar
    When is Hollywood going to make a movie on the Monopoly boardgame : ) I think it's better that they should make a movie of the CLUEDO Murder-mystery game
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