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LOL: Hustler to Release Star Trek Porn

Posted on Thursday, May 7th, 2009 by Peter Sciretta

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Yes, this movie actually exists. A Star Trek-inspired porn film. I assumed that porn parodies were a thing of the past, but apparently not. Twitch pointed me to the official trailer for Hustler Video’s This Ain’t Star Trek XXX, a self described “sexy space romp”, which hits store shelves just in time to coincide with the release of JJ Abrams’ big screen blockbuster action reboot. Check it out after the jump. Possibly NSFW, but no nudity as the trailer is hosted on YouTube.

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  • My New Pep-Pep
    This looks creepy as hell. lmao
  • GregoryV
    Sasha Grey and Jenna Haze? I may have to review this one. =P
  • Yes, their acting skills are unmatched!
  • mav
    apparently porn directors have an astute taste in films, i've seen titles such as "punch drunk fuck" and "there will be pussy(in the same title font)"
  • Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, & Aurora Snow! Booya!
  • lol
    not to mention my main man evan stone. i love that guy
  • of course... I knew this was going to happen. There's always a porn version of ALMOST every big movie out there... Lord of the G-Strings, anyone?
  • Lord of the G-Strings?? R U SERIOUS?? LOL
  • filmkid
    Sasha Grey and Jenna Haze cant wait to see this movie
  • I've noticed a bunch of porn versions of popular shows in the last few weeks, Cosbys, Happy Days, Brady Bunch, Seinfeld - I guess people are probably buying them more for the comedy than the porn, which is readily available for free all over the interspank.
  • MonkeyMafia
    Not that I'm an afficionado, but I think there's a line of "This Ain't [insert popular old TV series]" There's a classy store by my block that prominently displays a "This Ain't The Munsters" poster and I was so intrigued that I went in and asked if it was for real... yep.
  • Time out.
    No one remembers "Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4" - with the stars Mr. Sperm and YouWhoreYa?
  • I'm sooo going to watch this!
  • There was also "Sex Trek: The Next Penetration" staring Captain Jean-Luc Prickard and Dildo.
  • Brad
    Yay, yet another star trek porn. This isn't news. Has Harry Knowles taken over /film?
  • I like how the american native guy is screaming and the woman behind him is like: "Ugh, this is so stupid."
  • Ben Kenobi
    This looks a lot like a parody of the episode that features Khan's first appearance.
  • starscream9289
    hehe giggity.
  • I would hate to admit it, but I bet their acting skills are better than some of the other Star Trek fan films that are out there.
  • Steve
    I'm suprised there was no "captain's log" joke.
  • Colbert dropped one on JJ Abrams in interview...
  • Aaron
    I'd like to give them major credit for closely recreating the sets, lol.
  • Seen it. Don't ask...
  • Haha. You can't say "don't ask", that just invites people to ask. So how was it??? lol
  • It's pretty whacky and has a great "green" facial. A must watch for fans.....of Trek Porn.
  • haha sounds ridiculous, im not really a trek fan, so i think ill pass... lol
  • This will probably have more science and philosophy than JJ Abram's Trek.
  • Why would you want philosophy in a Star Trek film?
  • Sasha Grey's the broad who's in Soderburgh's new movie. You know. The new movie that has a pornstar in it.
  • I'm Khanning everywhere.
  • Infrafan
    You guys going to review this?
  • I can only imagine the one liners Nick Manning has been conjuring up for this one. Read em' and weep.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Manning

    My personal favorite, "Cubs Win!"
  • Is it really me?
    I love how porns come in special editions and 2 discs sets with special features.
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  • Travis McGee
    Check out the current Rolling Stone Magazine (the one with Bob Dylan on the cover) for an article with Sasha Grey (pg. 52)...
  • Winston
    The Cosby Show porno parody looks way better

    [youtube H2nZUn4t7nE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE youtube]
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  • hagnasty
    the sex trek series is some of the funnyists porn out there.
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  • stb247
    This is probably staying more true to what Star Trek was than the version of J.J.
  • Vinyard
    Hey! Finally a Star Trek the whole family can enjoy! Gather 'round! You don't even need to go to the theater.
    I bet with Sasha Grey, you don't even need six degrees of separation to make a connection between her and the actual, new Trek film.
  • Vinyard
    Oh. Got it. Grey: The Girlfriend Experience with Soderbergh to Soderbergh exec-producing A Scanner Darkly with Winona Ryder, who plays Spock's mom in the new film.
  • Also, it's funny to think that they're inevitably targeting the same audience of the real Star Trek franchise: Nerds that can't get laid.
  • "Hardcore" Trekkies now have a totally new meaning.
  • Andrew
    obviously no one has seen XXXTrek, you know... where the U.S.S. Intercourse encounters a giant vagina in space which sucks the ship into its massive black hole...
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