Ace Ventura Jr. Movie Trailer

Because you demanded it, they made a direct-to-DVD sequel/spin-off of Ace Ventura starring the little fat kid from Nancy Drew. Here is the trailer.

Oh wait, you didn’t want Ace Ventura Jr? Too late…

Oh, and this isn’t a joke. There is no LOL. This is not a Funny or Die or College Humor video in our VOTD. Sadly, this is real….

  • I dont even know what to say.....how do they even plan to make money from this?
  • Rom
    It's so awful, that even children don't want to watch that crap.
  • frank
    this looks incredible! Thank you!
  • Andy
    scuse me while i go push him off a bridge.
    Satan's second coming.
  • Christopher M
    I really feel sorry for the kids who have to put with all this garbage "entertainment"...from the horrible cartoons, the disney channel to these awful movies that are only made to rip-off parents.....where is the Henson Company when you need it??
  • simon2it
    I... but... this looks worse than Disaster Movie?
  • Looks like a sure-fire hit.

    By the way, that's not praise, just the truth.
  • as horrible as that looks, i must admit that kid kind of got the spirit of the character. at least he has a good screen presence. but i would only still watch this movie only if you paid me the price of the dvd.
  • Emm
    I can't even press play, it looks too horrible. Ace Ventura was bad enough as it was. Maybe some blind grandmothers will think it looks cute for their little grandchildren at the movie store.
  • When will they learn that it was a marical that Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber and Mask worked(some might argue that they never worked) and trying to recreated something that really should have never worked in the first place will never be successful. What Hollywood exec thinks to himself "Well they did a Mask sequel without Jim Carry and it failed, they made a Dumb and Dumber sequel without Jim Carry and it failed so lets an Ace Ventura sequel without Jim Carry is bound to make money!"
  • bluedayorange
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
  • Ratter
    It seems the Jim Carrey ones have now became masterpieces.
  • I thought I had read somewhere that this was actually going to be released in theatres... thank god it's not. EPIC FAIL.
  • Back when originals came out, everyone was doing Ace impressions, from cubicles, to every play ground. nothing special in doing the "Alrighty then!"
  • Carey in his prime was fairly funny. Carey now......... is creepy, not in a good way.

    Kids imitating Carey in his prime and expecting money & fame for it.............downright stupid.
  • BassMastaMike
    wow..... sad.
  • James
    haha i agree. Kids are annoying anyway. Just like the teen versions of Dumb and Dumber in Dumb and Dumberer. Teens are annoying as well, so the prequel was just awful.
  • I have lost all reason to live.
  • @thegreenmalice: just make sure not to commit suicide by letting the engine running on your mom's hybrid in the garage. don't work.
  • Duval
    are they trying to purposely destroy all Jim Carey films?
  • Wow, it's amazing that they managed to get this out at the height of Ace Ventura's popularity.
  • Ugh, I was going to skip the pain of watching this till my friend begged me to share in the crappiness with him....good thing he's in out of town visiting family or I might have caused physical harm. Man, this movie is shameful. Parents who allow their children to watch this stuff should be accused of purposely killing their child's brain cells.
  • Finally! A decent drinking game movie! Whose down for some jack and coke?
  • well seeing how great son of the mask turned out i don't see why they wouldn't do the same for ace ventura

    i wonder if he bangs his female school mates several times in a row then sings cannibal corpse
  • So that's what that was! They are already starting to camp out in front of Blockbuster and Best Buy for the release of this DVD. Cool!
  • yah i dont understand. Are kids who are old enough to watch that even aware of who Ace Ventura was?
  • Well, there's the end of that franchise's reputation.
  • skippy
    a little bit of me died watching that trailer just now.

    :(
  • Why didn't they do this closer to the other movie. At least then it would have made a little bit of money. And i bet they could have had Jim Carrey in it. He wasn't that famous then.
  • The Bull
    You are not funny.
  • biggles12
    THERE IS NO GOD.
  • waltponce
    Wait, why does this kid have smoker voice? He's like, 13. Is he smoking a pack-a-day?
  • AndyII
    Hmm, time for a list of things I'd rather have happen to me instead of seeing this movie.

    * I'd rather be shaved with a rusty razor and then dipped in a vat of cheap vodka and rooster hot sauce.

    * I'd rather have be duct taped to an elephant's back leg for 2 days.

    * I'd rather clean grease traps at Buffalo Wild Wings.

    * I'd rather help Paris Hilton study for the bar.

    * I'd rather mop floors at a porno theater with a Swiffer and a bottle of Windex.
  • Zeke
    dig thru tha ditches n bern thru the witches
  • crowTgobot
    Where's the worst idea ever tag?
  • dave
    good to see Andy Milanokis still working. I smell a disney channel series!
  • Another horrible Jim Carrey sequel. We've had Dumb and Dumberer, whatever the Mask sequel was called and now this.. what's next? The Satellite Man?
  • Wow.. That actually hurt watching it.
  • @beyondthetech

    awesome!
  • I'd love to snort a line of coke off of that fat kid's throat.
  • Sues
    This is the saddest news I've gotten all week. They are trying to destroy my childhood, one Jim Carrey movie at a time.
  • Anthony Laatsch
    This movie makes me want to jump naked into a swimming pool full of double edged razor blades.
  • Nathan
    At least there's Wall-E . . .
  • Must be getting real sparse there at the bottom of that barrel.....
  • dvd artwork:

    http://www.dvdactive.com/news/releases/ace-ventur...

    looks like a fun flick that the whole family should love. that wedgie behind the scenes clip.. haha seems like they all had a blast on the set. i really cant wait much longer for this to come out. thank you peter for this glorious news!!!!
  • I can't believe this. This is too much. Who's interested in watching the kid of Ace Ventura? What's next? Indiana Jones Jr. with Shia LaBeouf?
  • Offlink
    The only thing worse than a bad Jim Carry impression is a child actor doing a bad Jim Carry impression.
  • adamus maximus
    This looks like crap, but it's not like we'll be seeing a million previews in theaters or TV, it's only a Direct-to-Disc flick, it'll blow over in a day or two.
  • Solid
    *kills self*
  • filmkid
    WHY OH WHY THEY HAVE TO DO THIS TO US PLEASE GOD STRIKE THIS FILM DOWN WITH VENGEANCE I'M FUCKING GOING LOSING IT
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