Hunter Stephenson’s Movie Review: Sex Drive

Three things you should know about Sex Drive: 1) A whore nearly shits on Clark Duke. 2) It’s one of the funniest movies of 2008. 3) It doesn’t carry a Judd Apatow hall-pass.

And if the word of mouth explodes on this flick, it might be hailed commercially as the new American Pie (whatever that means) right in time for total economic collapse. Admittedly, like your own, my expectations were really low for this movie, comparable to those for Nick & Norah: Die, and that was before I found out Fall Out Boy had a cameo. That was before I paid enough attention to realize the title was a pun. That was before I went to Momofuku Ko for free and got a free massage. The only reason why this movie was on my movie radar was the presence in the unfunny trailers of Clark Duke, a shapely young actor who starred in the addictive web series, Clark and Michael, opposite Michael Cera.

But after seeing Sex Drive, Clark Duke is officially a star. And he’s a star who’s open to “dude, you look like a chick” jabs courtesy of Brian Posehn. And he’s the highlight of an R-rated teen-sex comedy because he bangs everything that moves, including the Amish.

This is not a comedy you should read five reviews on, even if you’re bored. It follows the adventures of a proto-Last American Virgin named Ian (Josh Zukerman, awesome here) who steals a ’69 GTO and bounces around with his pussy-magnet best bud (Duke) and his best girl/crush (Amanda Crew, funny)—the Ferris Bueller equation. Talented youngs, all. And, as confidently co-written and directed by Sean Anders, the movie never forgets the sparkly cast chemistry and off-the-cuff banter of ‘80s flicks like Fast Times, Weird Science and License to Drive, even while piling on supremely gross sight-gags from the late ‘90s, ‘00s agreeable YouTube segues, and lots of ‘20s “Fag!”s. This is a cast you’ll want to stay with after, even if the didactic ending kinda bails—and did we really need the cliché “that explains the bigotry?” safety net?

James Marsden destroys as the older, alpha brother to Zuckerman’s bashful Ian. His character, Rex, has drawn early comparisons to Bill Paxton’s Chet (and Lee Tergesen’s), but also possesses the jock heart of Brand in The Goonies. When guns are drawn and the film’s plot goes madcap, Rex joins the party rather than squashing it. The preview audience ate-it-up. Marsden is swell at physical comedy—making you feel sorry for a garage door—and whenever he’s on screen he offers a jolt of violent anticipation. His one-liners aren’t bad either. When informing his brother that he “looks like a Mexican butthole,” in the context of the scene it’s both an endearing, painfully wrong and acute observation. To the pantheon of movie jerks he goes.

So much current mainstream comedy walks an awkward, paranoid tight rope—see SNL being censored by billionaire stiffs—and Sex Drive is refreshing because Anders and co-writer John Morris seem blissfully unawares here. This is Anders’s second film following a little seen 2005 Christian rock spoof, and due to the success of Superbad, it could have been predictably stuffed with pseudo-shocking cock jokes. Instead, nothing is off limits if it scores a laugh, as it should be. Christians get beaved, grandma, cancer, abstinence and suicide are up for grabs, and I think there’s an Elvis Mitchell doppelganger at the end. A talking Jean Claude Van Damme poster? Sure. Unlike the second Harold and Kumar, the jokes aren’t stitched together to mock yet casually simmer in the cultural climate; compared to a few of this summer’s high profile comedies, the bromance on display doesn’t fill the air like congratulatory cigar smoke.

When Clark Duke assures an incarcerated black dude that he’ll check out his rap MySpace page, it’s Zen-like. Suddenly it’s as if you’re peering into a future of countless afternoons spent enjoying Sex Drive on Comedy Central instead of getting dressed or blankly watching your roommate clean-up. For me, that’s an all too rare accomplishment for a film. And congrats to those involved for The Wraith homage set to Kenny Loggins’s “Danger Zone.”

8.5/10

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  • k
    im just upset you got to goto Ko for free!
  • Tim
    I cannot believe this is the fourth gushing review for this. I want my press pass dammit!
  • sheesh...
  • In the trailer, Clark Duke seems to rock the neckerchief quite a bit. Makes him look like Hugh Hefner's fat niece. Still, he's good at playing the horny sleaze so I'll give Sex Drive a shot.
  • spoilerkid
    i dont kno if ill go check it out
  • John
    I saw this film about a month ago, already sold on the amazing trailer both regular and red band. I was not disappointed. How this film isn't registering higher on most peoples radar is beyond me. Marsden just about steals the movie, and his character's payoff is brilliant. Everything about this movie should seem tired and worn, that we've all seen it time and time again, but with Sexdrive, it all seems fresh and new. Terrific film.
  • Looks worthy as a free rental or treat at the movies...
  • Eric B.
    I saw this all the way back in august in NYC like John. VERY funny film. Both reviews, Hunter and John already said everything I would have. Sad thing was my theater was packed to only about 45 people which is sad because I hoped more people would have gone.

    I also already saw Role Models.
  • aquaman
    An 8.5??? Has Hunter gone mad or is he just baked? I haven't seen this movie and no way in hell I will because it looks like Van Wilder part 10. Oh, I forgot. Hunter loved Rambo. He also manloves Clark Duke.

    Sex Drive a 8.5. my mexican butthole.
  • RyRy
    Lee Tergesen was immense as Chet, just to be clear
  • matt
    i've been hearing good things about this movie so i will give it a shot
  • Hunter Stephenson
    @RyRy

    So immense.
  • Gurn Blanston
    Yo, aquaman. Everyone on this page who has seen it says it's good. You have not seen it and say it's bad. Are there any restaurants you haven't been to you'd like to comment on? Any cars you haven't driven you'd like to warn us about? You sound like a judgmental old lady.
  • aquaman
    Gurn whaddya know about this movie? you haven't see it either. your mom was a judgemental old lady when i was sticking toy cars in her. hahahaha.

    sex drive faillli
  • This will be funny to 8th graders, but to be honest it Sex Drive is to Batman and Robin as Superbad is to the Dark Knight.
  • Tom
    @ Adam

    No, not quite. I got some free tickets to an advance screening and I loved it. Oddly enough I'm not in 8th grade. This film may top superbad on the comedy chart.

    and
    @ aquaman

    If you see it you may be surprised. The cast does a great job. Give it a chance.

    In other words I for once agree with Hunter. So thanks Hunter for a constructed review
  • Hunter Stephenson
    @ Tom

    If you can be so kind as to list three things you disagree with me on per movie news or reviews, greatly appreciated. Out of 1,000 items, "for once" is a bit ridiculous.

    Thanks.
  • black sunday
    I must admit that I did not think this movie would be good when I saw the trailer. But I usually always agree with the reviews on this site so I took Hunter's word for it & checked it out. His review was spot on, the movie was hilarious. There are so many priceless moments I can't begin to describe them here. So those who have not seen the film but think it MUST be shitty, trust me. Do yourself a favor and watch it, you will not regret it. It's right up there with Superbad...
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