New Photos: Zack and Miri Make a Porno

The Weinstein Co has released new photos from Kevin Smith’s Zack and Miri Make a Porno. More after the jump.

Official Plot Synopsis: Lifelong friends Zack Brown (Seth Rogen) and Miriam Linky (Elizabeth Banks) live the less-than- glamorous life.  They make minimum wage at dead end jobs, entertain no real aspirations, their cash has no flow, and their dump apartment’s electricity and water will soon be shut off.  And they are being evicted.

Then, just as they begin to accept the misfortune that is their life, along comes their ten-year high school reunion to taunt them. Zack and Miri disliked almost everyone in their Monroeville High School in Pittsburgh, PA. Ten years later, with absolutely nothing to lord over their former classmates, they realize they’ve hit rock bottom. But spurned on by an old crush and the promise of free beer, Miri drags Zack to the reunion.

A chance meeting at the reunion gives Zack an idea that just might lead him and Miri out of financial ruin—make a P0RN0 and sell it!  But with an over-abundance of nudie flicks already crowding the internet, where will they find an interested audience for their home-brewed blue movie?

With the email addresses of all of their fellow graduates, Zack reasons that at least those eight hundred would want to see it for pure comic value, earning them enough money to get by, until they think of something else.  Miri reluctantly agrees.

Zack hits up coffee shop co-worker Delaney (Craig Robinson) to finance the movie. Reluctant to say the least, Delaney eventually embraces his role as “producer” (if not financier) once the promise of rampant, non-infidelious nudity is made. Zack, Miri and Delaney next assemble a rag-tag bunch of amateurs and outcasts to star in and shoot their flick, including “actor” Lester (Jason Mewes), “actress” Traci Lords (Bubbles), “cinematographer” Deacon (Jeff Anderson), “actress” Stacie (Katie Morgan) and “actor/crew member” Barry (Ricky Mabe).

Scripts in hand, stage names suitably adopted, wardrobe fitted, and a warehouse location secured, everyone is ready to go. Then a setback threatens to scrap their entire plan.

Dismayed, Zack rallies the group with a new concept and direction for his adult opus and everybody’s soon back at work.  Just one question remains—will best friends Zack and Miri be able to go through with having sex on camera as planned, and what will it mean for them after the director yells “Cut!”?

ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO is a feast of dirty talk, raunchy scenes with real love and caring amongst the characters, cooked up by the originator of the genre—Kevin Smith.

  • Jim
    So funny. They should have released the overhead shot of banks when she is lying on the bag of coffee beans. She is so cute in that shot.
  • hmmm
    nice ad in the middle of the photos. very sneaky.
  • Goobity
    Her name Bubbles... :)
  • Nice pics. Can't wait for this one! Banks FTW!
  • Patrick O'Riley
    I hadn't heard anything about a Young Indiana Jones cameo yet...
  • Justin
    Damn, rogen is one repulsive bastard.
  • gocitizen
    Traci Lords....sigh. Seems like only yesterday she was 15 or 16.
  • orange cinema
    you can tell banks is the type of girl who is just f-ing beautiful when she wakes up - no makeup or anything. christ she's hot!
  • Project Thunder
    Wow, Elizabeth Banks is smokin'.
  • Project Thunder
    ....Smokin' hawt!
  • Superman
    I can't wait to see this movie on the internet.
  • aj
    @Joseph

    Wow. You are so awesome. How does it feel to be as awesome as you? Everyone must like you!
  • Peter Chen
    Peter Chen is not amused.
  • I agree with AJ. Joseph must be so well-liked.

    However, I do agree with his assessment of Seth Rogen. The man has only been able to play one character. C'mon Seth, change it up!

    Looking forward to this nonetheless!!!
  • edc
    rogen's shit eating grin = no money.
  • Quenfis
    I'm so glad that River Phoenix is making movies again.
  • duvali
    this guy the same character in every single movie with the same mannerisms and jokes. come on
  • Mikey M
    Somebody mentioned above that they were sick of this movie. So am I. It seems like it is being rammed down our throats.
  • zack
    whoa want a monroeville zombies hoody.
  • Jerry B Good
    Looking at those pics this movie looks very... tan.



    Why?

    :X
  • Jerry B Good
    btw, why do i have the urging sensation to purchase some Sideshow Collectibles stuff!?
  • nice ad in the middle of the photos. very sneaky.

    ooo will meee..
  • Wow. You are so awesome. How does it feel to be as awesome as you? Everyone must like you!
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