Not that anyone really cares, but the Teen Choice Awards apparently took place tonight. I mean how can you take any award show seriously that has a category like “Choice Bromantic Comedy” and where Step Up 2: The Streets can win Best Dramatic Film of the year?! The show will air on Monday at 8:00pm et/pt on FOX, but we have the list of movie related winners below.

Action Adventure:
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Drama: Step Up 2: The Streets
Chick Flick: 27 Dresses
Bromantic Comedy: What Happens in Vegas
Comedy: Juno
Horror/Thriller: I Am Legend
Action Adventure: Hancock
Summer Movie Comedy: Get Smart
Actor - Drama: Channing Tatum, Stop-Loss
Actress - Drama: Keira Knightley, Atonement
Actress - Action Adventure: Rachel Bilson, Jumper
Actor - Comedy: Ashton Kutcher, What Happens in Vegas
Actress - Comedy: Ellen Page, Juno
Actor - Horror/Thriller: Will Smith, I Am Legend
Actress - Horror/Thriller: Jessica Alba, The Eye
Villain: Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd
Breakout Female: Ellen Page, Juno
Breakout Male: Drake Bell, Superhero Movie

  • The only thing on that list that I can agree with is Juno, although Superbad would've been a better choice.
  • breakout male is drake bell, that is just unstop laughs right there.... Superhero movie... lmao.
  • billy
    are you sure this isnt the razzies?
  • STEP UP 2 THE STREETS made NEVER BACK DOWN look like BRING IT ON 3.

    I mean, seriously.
  • A.J.
    This is why I weep for the future.
  • Diego
    I think that list hammers the last nail in the coffin that holds any ounce of credibility this ridiculous show ever had.
  • Yikes....that is....depressing. Such a wonderful thought that this is the....future generation....
  • This is why everyone hates kids.
  • Pentarix
    It's sad that young people growing up watch this type of show and these movies, while believing that they actually deserve these awards.
  • Alex
    I've got to agree. This is just so damn sad.

    Also, anyone winning an award for acting in Jumper must have bartered with the devil. The catch was that the award is just a Teen Choice award, and doesn't count worth dirt.
  • Jessica alba best actress? OMG!!!!!!!
  • HA! I say again: HA!

    What happened to Cam Gigandet's nomination for Best Supporting Actor in Never Back Down?
  • Get Smart as Summer Movie Comedy?

    Get Smart came out on June 20th, which was not during the summer. They are not only promoting poor taste/corporate shilling, but seasonal negligence as well.

    Secondly, how could Hancock and The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian both win "Action Adventure"?

    Superhero Movie? Stop-Loss? Jumper? A lot of underwhelming box office performers winning a popularity contest.
  • Palmer
    I fear for the future of the film industry in the next decade or two.
  • This is the kind of thing that makes me ashamed to be a teenager and makes me weep for my generation. This could almost read like the Razzie awards if you took away Juno, Keira Knightley, and Chronicles of Narnia.

    Drake Bell? Really?
  • Michestellar
    Holy crap, that list is embarassing.
    On behalf of my generation, I offer my sincerest apologies.
    We will all now go commit hara-kiri.
  • Kaboodle Monster
    "Actor - Drama: Channing Tatum, Stop-Loss". No, just no...
  • Yes, Problem?
  • Kaelum
    Don't think that the teens like this stuff.
    I'm 16 and, I'm ashamed ):
  • Rob
    Disgusting !
    "teen choice" -- heh, enough said (i am "teen").
    to repeat some wise words, "i hate people my age"
  • Dylan
    Haha wow, I'm 15 and agree with none of those winners. Probably 12 year old's that voted. I don't see any teens my age voting for this
  • BFFredo
    Wait a second. How did the TEEN choice awards even know about "What Happens in Vegas" (an R-rated film about 2 people meeting in Sin City, getting hitched and spending a night of drunken sex before before being forced to stay together for money)? Did their parents take them to see it?

    This is what's wrong in America. Kids just saw "Ashton Kutcher" and clicked YES! Bring on 2012!
  • Windmillninja
    Fuck these things. The mind-numbingly pointless categories are so painful.
  • William
    wow. these kids have a lot to learn about films
  • Tatum won best actor?? That means there's hope for G.I. Joe!! :D
  • Captain Molotov
    I don't know what anyone was expecting; these are the same kids who think Soulja Boy, Rhianna, Chris Brown and Fall Out Boy are musical geniuses.
  • The MySpace generation has an awards show, and you're surprised by the results?

    Damn.
  • Cam Gigandet was robbed!
  • @ Peruvianidol

    D. Chen is gonna be heartbroken!
  • Joe
    Spoilers: What Happens In Vegas was PG-13
  • MagicParakeet
    I am seriously embarrassed to be in the same age group as these people.

    Also, if these guys won; Imagine who lost!!! They must have been absolute garbage.
  • Zach
    What in the world does "bromantic" mean?
  • Anomaly
    I'm not really fearing for the future of film, if only because I'm holding out (possibly misguided) hope that everyone will mature before entering the industry.
  • I'm sorry but...

    "Alex:

    Get Smart as Summer Movie Comedy?

    Get Smart came out on June 20th, which was not during the summer. They are not only promoting poor taste/corporate shilling, but seasonal negligence as well."

    June isn't summer? Since when? In Australia?
  • 790, hates mondays
    You guys are lucky, I had to work on this crapfest. The entire show was a big Step Up 2 meets/High School musical shitfest hosted by two of the most annoying teen-age disney skanks availible.

    These awards are meaningless. Shit the award is a 5ft surfboard.

    Shit like this is why I drink at night. Lol
  • Christopher
    Breakout Male: Drake Bell, Superhero Movie

    Ha. aha. ha.
  • Rachel Summers
    ONLY IN A AMERIKKA
  • ezekial
    The Dark Knight isn't even on that list...

    For me being a 13 year old, it sucks to watch my generation be brainwashed by really bad films. I can't even believe I actually saw Step Up 2...IN THEATERS. Thanks a lot to my friends.
  • StarBlazer101
    This makes the MTV movie awards look like the Golden Globes. At least the MTV awards are fun to watch. So Hancock gets nominations and Iron Man doesn't? WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  • Cliff Polston
    I think a bromantic comedy is what they use to call a buddy flick which if thats the case whats happens in vegas was not even that.
  • Well, it is the "Teen" Choice Awards :-D

    Actually I love the movie, but that would be because I'm a huge fan of the genre (dance movies). 'Footloose' is my favourite movie ever! Now there's one that could deserve a reward for 'drama'.

    Likely the best dramas are MA-17 anyway.
  • Kip
    Future leaders of America!
  • tk
    step up 2 the streets is a good simple minded film, its about as dramatic as fucking eastenders lol.
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