From Spike Jonze’s “Sabotage” to PTA’s Angels Live in My Town to the full-on grindhouse wave, the ship for ironic urban ’sploitation needs to sail already. We’ll make an exception for the new Dolemite trailer because it has laser beams, but that’s it. Let it rest. Okay, um, we might need to make another exception. The trailer for this year’s Black Dynamite—off the map, much?—hints at an entire film that genuinely looks as if it played during the days when Tarantino’s and Wu-Tang’s sneakers used to stick to seedy theater floors. And we’re not exaggerating, take a look. That is a pretty difficult aesthetic to pull off in 2008 without looking like a jackass. Even the cast looks of the era.

The film’s writer/director is Scott Sanders, who previously helmed an obscuro Alec Baldwin flick, but c’mon, is that really a strike against? Michael Jai White, who has a role in The Dark Knight, played Spawn and had a cut part in Kill Bill, stars as the titular kung-fu fighting Shaft-like badass. His co-stars include Arsenio Hall as a man named Tasty Freeze, Tommy Davidson as Cream Corn, Sk8rboi porn starlet Charlotte Stokely, and martial artist Roger Yuan. How about a bowl of Totally Random? Here’s the logline…

“This is the story of 1970s African-American action legend Black Dynamite. The Man killed his brother, pumped heroin into local orphanages, and flooded the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor. Black Dynamite was the one hero willing to fight The Man all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House”

A quick look around the Web shows that followers of Black Dynamite are pretty damn excited (also: it has followers), and little tidbits from the talent involved imply that it’s a super-coiled passion project that’s ready to strike outta nowhere. So, what do you think? And yeah yeah yeah, today’s red band trailer for Larry Bishop’s Hell Ride doesn’t look too shabby either (even though Peter gave it, like, a zero).

Black Dynamite opens sometime this year.

via Cinema Suicide (and thanks to Zach)

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  • This may be one of the coolest trailers I have seen in a look while .It looks like some one is beating the Grindhouse guys at their own game .
  • Milestails
    Yeah i'm seeing this 1st day. I loved GrindHouse. This should be a double feature with Thanksgiving.
  • kemba
    LOVIN IT!!

    FINALLY A MOVIE THAT DOESNT TAKE ITSELF TOO SERIOUSLY!!
  • Not Billy Mitchell
    You messin' with Dynamite!
  • Tekjock
    HELLZ YEA ... bringing back the Blaxploitation movie. Screw political correctness.

    This movie will be Cheesy, Campy ... and it will be the shiznite ... cant wait
  • Not Billy Mitchell
    I will see this!!!!
  • nick
    movie of the year!
  • joesph
    pretty cool how they ripped off the "carries two guns one to sop trouble and one to start trouble" from the 1972 movie 'trouble man'.

    this shits wack.
  • Superman
    This looks like the greatest movie ever.
  • Rachel Summers
    this looks fucking awesome!
  • Hunter Stephenson
    @ mm

    Fixed. Ha.
  • BFFredo
    "He's 60,000 volts of black power"

    OK, two things:

    1. Are we sure this isn't some lost trailer from Grindhouse?

    2. I need to see this TODAY!
  • LP
    Awesome! i love all the one liners...

    "You can hit the sheets or streets, don't make black no never mind, you can go or you can come, can you dig it?"

    "He carries two guns, one to stop trouble, one to start trouble!"
  • Pete
    This film is going to be a real pisser.
  • maremagnum
    Who the hell's Arsensio Hall? Is he related to Arsenio?
  • REAL6
    HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    FIrst Dolomite has a new movie, now this.. i so wanna fucking see this. The dark knight and this and the spirit is all i wanna see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • EMB
    I'm sorry, but when the trailer isn't creative enough to write its own dialogue, I don't have much hope for the film (The VO is from Fred Williamson's "Hell Up In Harlem").
  • Captain Awesome
    "played Spawn"

    You say that like it's a positive. But this looks great. As usual, could Tarantino and Rodriguez be responsible for reviving another famed era in Hollywood?

    I think so.
  • kingdarius
    Im sorry but this shit looks just to old for me i might check it out but probably not
  • thomas
    can you see where im comin from you jive mutha fucka!!!!!
  • I would have believed this was really made in the 70s... Fucking awesome!
    And from the guy who made Thick As Thieves??
  • Chromey
    Fuck Hell Ride. THAT is what I want!!!
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