Doc’s De Lorean. KITT. Tony Stark’s Audi R8. Eddie Murphy’s Head. Dream Vehicles. In a Hail Mary for the ages, 20th Century Fox has that thing above cruising around the West Coast in hopes that it will make people pay to see Murphy in next month’s mini-alien bonanza, Meet Dave. I saw the trailer for this $100 million movie a couple nights ago while sunburnt/drunk, and convinced myself without any trouble that it was the sequel to The Adventures of Pluto Nash. Potential Epic FAIL brewing: Love Guru, prepare to be the catcher. Sidenote: I’m not a fan of nightmarish car crashes, but the images filling my head right now are worthy of eight Shane Black clones.

A studio rep nicely justified its existence today to an elated Nikki Finke

“Yeah, but it’s a lot cheaper and greener than flying Eddie around on a private jet for a press tour.”

Discuss: Meet Dave or Love Guru, which will be the champ at summer’s end? Have you honked at Eddie Murphy today? Should they recycle this head for Brett Ratner’s Beverly Hills Kindergarten Cop 4? No ego jokes. 

 

  • sean coates
    i donno man i think love guru is gonna take it ...the mtv movie awards def helped his chances.
  • jfive
    Seriously WTF ! Can Hollywood get anymore retarded? That would be annoying as hell getting stuck behind a ugly big ass Eddy Murphy head.
  • Joe
    Meet Dave- 20m domestic
    Love Guru- 55m domestic
  • Wes_YDKSmovies
    Officially the scariest thing I've ever seen.
  • Greyson
    Meet Dave will be better than The Love Guru. Mark my words.
  • Gary
    Get Smart is going to beat the both of them.
  • Bob
    JOE, Meet Dave won't even make 20 million. This will have worse legs than the saw movies and the happening
  • Jerry of the Hub City Butlers
    I would remind you not to drink and drive......but being how it is you, I'm gonna remind you not to drink and beg for rides.
  • edc
    someone should drive next this with a big plywood speech bubble saying "looking for a ride?" and "how much?" oh, and "pre op?"
  • 790
    Haha.
    Is this coming out this weekend.
    Man GetSmart is soooo screwed.
    Hahaha

    Somebodys going to crash into his big fat mouth and it will be an even funnier photo op.
  • I hope this does get into a huge crash where no one is injured/inconvenienced. I just want to see an image of it crashed.
  • edog
    I would have to be drugged and dragged to either film, so no opinion on which will do better. I do know, however, that I'd rather be in traffic behind a giant Eddie Murphy head than a giant Mike Myers Love Guru head. But then, I take the subway.
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