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Beverly Hills Chihuahuah

If you have the cojones to watch this new trailer, please quickly seek rehabilitation afterward at FAIL Dogs. A friend close to this production continues to boast maniacally that $100 million box office is a lock. Rapping dogs kill, kids.

Beverly Hills Chihuahuah, starring the voice work of Drew Barrymore and George Lopez, opens on September 26th/apocalypse.


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36 Responses to “Beverly Hills Chihuahua Movie Trailer”

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    * Looking for bullets *

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    Looks like they were trying to rip off the Indiana Jones trailer at the beginning.

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    I think they got the point across that they are chihuauas in this flick
    captain awesome when you find those bullets send one over my way

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    It’s like someone at disney saw Happy Feet and said, “You know
    what would make that better…..?” “Okay work with me on this,
    instead of penguins, how about rapping dogs that looked
    like rats!” *pause* Disney: “BRILLIANT” “IT WILL MAKE MILLIONS!”

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    trying to find words…….

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    Nothing has ever pissed me off more in my life than this.

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    ya’ll need to take those bullets down to disney. in fact there’s a few studio folks who need to be put down before they do any more harm.

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    *slits own throat*

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    But sluts will love it.

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    I just noticed by post reads ‘butt sluts’…

    Same difference.

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    Cool peter, thanks for posting!

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    er. hunter.

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    godamnit.

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    I think this is a movie about German Shepards.

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    I.have.no.words. Did I really just see that? I can’t see anyone actually going to see this…except maybe Paris…with Tinkerbell.

    *pulls trigger*

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    holy fucking shit, im gonna stab my eyes.

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    So do you all click on the ads that promise to enlarge your penis size too? I’d throw in a comment about contracting a virus but that would just be overkill at this point.

    Seriously, Disney recently indicated that they were going to decrease their yearly production slate, for garbage like this? Way to knock it out of the park Iger! Almost makes me long for the days of Eisner.

    Hooper X

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    I really thought you were joking until I clicked through from my reader. I almost cried watching that.

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    what… what was that… i just… “aye chihuahua”?!?…but it…. I….

    *blam*

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    *CLAPS*

    I’m gonna go ahead and give Disney credit. This thing is a sure fire smash. Before I Hunter’s comment about the friend I thought to myself “100 mill at least.”

    Regardless that this will mark one of humanity’s low points… somebody over at disney is doing their job.

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    Why are the kiddies always getting the short end of the stick in terms of entertainment?

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    GreyColumbus,

    That’s where I usually go when people say, “But this film isn’t for you guys, it’s for kids!” Yet the material that they keep trying to bullshit others into believing, is still insulting to kids. People can try and justify this and say its for a certain genre. But you can still make entertaining material for both kids and adults. It’s not some “alien” concept. It’s been done before many times.

    This is just a typical Hollywood grab at putting some good ole’ “edge” on a film thats been made already. The difference is THIS ONE HAS LATINOS IN IT! Because they’re chihuahua’s you see.

    Can’t wait for all the cliche’d product tie-in’s from Taco Bell, The Movie: Videogame, and t-shirts that have catchy spanish quotes in the coming months.

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    Arghh!! I think my brain just liquified! How on God’s earth was this ever greenlighted?!? I think Uwe Boll is involved in this somehow…

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    this is why the terrorists hate us.

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    I can’t believe anyone could possibly sit on a computer every day for months animating this thing. How is it possible?

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    Is it sad that I am most upset about him referencing his Aztec roots while they show a picture of Machu Picchu, an INCAN site, thousands of miles from Mexico?

    I think the stars will be even less watchable as dogs.

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    I LOL’d at the trailer for all the wrong reasons.

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    A crying shame…I pity the children.

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    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???????????????

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    I officially hate Disney now.

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    Oh my fucking gawd!
    I didn’t really think it could be that bad…proven wrong,sooo wrong.

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    So… if I buy a lot of drugs to cope with seeing this trailer, then that money will subsidize terrorist organizations intent on destroying Hollywood (and, by extension, crap like this)?

    And I get drugs AND movies like this go away?

    *ponders briefly*

    Okay sign me up. The only alternative is finding that kid with the bullet in his spine from Bowling for Columbine, removing said bullet with my bare hands and stabbing myself to death with it.

    /Too soon?

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    I’m looking for the DB old fart that battled me on the poster topic for this film. Tell me now how good this film is going to be now, since the poster was obviously not enough to prove that this piece of Chihuahua crap is going to cause mass suicide.

    How did they ever manage to get that many dogs that look exactly the same to dance and sing? It was like it was so real. That was straight up gangsta shizz.

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    Ah yes. Now I remember. Good ol’ Richard (fitting name). Some how involved with spagirl dot com. Perhaps he will grace us with this trailer review to build some excitement on this puppy. Woof! I hope they give away cool toys at McDonalds.

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    The last time I was this offended by a movie trailer was “Whos your caddy?”

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    I am with Muletrain. As an Australian married to a Peruvian the idea that something as significant as Machu Picchu can be Disnified into an entirely different culture is mind blowing. I thought I must have just misunderstood. Why not actually use Aztec ruins? They are pretty amazing too.

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