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If you have the cojones to watch this new trailer, please quickly seek rehabilitation afterward at FAIL Dogs. A friend close to this production continues to boast maniacally that $100 million box office is a lock. Rapping dogs kill, kids.
Beverly Hills Chihuahuah, starring the voice work of Drew Barrymore and George Lopez, opens on September 26th/apocalypse.
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May 7th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
* Looking for bullets *
May 7th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Looks like they were trying to rip off the Indiana Jones trailer at the beginning.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
I think they got the point across that they are chihuauas in this flick
captain awesome when you find those bullets send one over my way
May 7th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
It’s like someone at disney saw Happy Feet and said, “You know
what would make that better…..?” “Okay work with me on this,
instead of penguins, how about rapping dogs that looked
like rats!” *pause* Disney: “BRILLIANT” “IT WILL MAKE MILLIONS!”
May 7th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
trying to find words…….
May 7th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Nothing has ever pissed me off more in my life than this.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
ya’ll need to take those bullets down to disney. in fact there’s a few studio folks who need to be put down before they do any more harm.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
*slits own throat*
May 7th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
But sluts will love it.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
I just noticed by post reads ‘butt sluts’…
Same difference.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Cool peter, thanks for posting!
May 7th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
er. hunter.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
godamnit.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I think this is a movie about German Shepards.
May 7th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I.have.no.words. Did I really just see that? I can’t see anyone actually going to see this…except maybe Paris…with Tinkerbell.
*pulls trigger*
May 7th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
holy fucking shit, im gonna stab my eyes.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
So do you all click on the ads that promise to enlarge your penis size too? I’d throw in a comment about contracting a virus but that would just be overkill at this point.
Seriously, Disney recently indicated that they were going to decrease their yearly production slate, for garbage like this? Way to knock it out of the park Iger! Almost makes me long for the days of Eisner.
Hooper X
May 7th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
I really thought you were joking until I clicked through from my reader. I almost cried watching that.
May 7th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
what… what was that… i just… “aye chihuahua”?!?…but it…. I….
*blam*
May 7th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
*CLAPS*
I’m gonna go ahead and give Disney credit. This thing is a sure fire smash. Before I Hunter’s comment about the friend I thought to myself “100 mill at least.”
Regardless that this will mark one of humanity’s low points… somebody over at disney is doing their job.
May 8th, 2008 at 12:43 am
Why are the kiddies always getting the short end of the stick in terms of entertainment?
May 8th, 2008 at 1:58 am
GreyColumbus,
That’s where I usually go when people say, “But this film isn’t for you guys, it’s for kids!” Yet the material that they keep trying to bullshit others into believing, is still insulting to kids. People can try and justify this and say its for a certain genre. But you can still make entertaining material for both kids and adults. It’s not some “alien” concept. It’s been done before many times.
This is just a typical Hollywood grab at putting some good ole’ “edge” on a film thats been made already. The difference is THIS ONE HAS LATINOS IN IT! Because they’re chihuahua’s you see.
Can’t wait for all the cliche’d product tie-in’s from Taco Bell, The Movie: Videogame, and t-shirts that have catchy spanish quotes in the coming months.
May 8th, 2008 at 2:58 am
Arghh!! I think my brain just liquified! How on God’s earth was this ever greenlighted?!? I think Uwe Boll is involved in this somehow…
May 8th, 2008 at 5:10 am
this is why the terrorists hate us.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:36 am
I can’t believe anyone could possibly sit on a computer every day for months animating this thing. How is it possible?
May 8th, 2008 at 5:39 am
Is it sad that I am most upset about him referencing his Aztec roots while they show a picture of Machu Picchu, an INCAN site, thousands of miles from Mexico?
I think the stars will be even less watchable as dogs.
May 8th, 2008 at 5:59 am
I LOL’d at the trailer for all the wrong reasons.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:14 am
A crying shame…I pity the children.
May 8th, 2008 at 6:22 am
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???????????????
May 8th, 2008 at 8:06 am
I officially hate Disney now.
May 8th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Oh my fucking gawd!
I didn’t really think it could be that bad…proven wrong,sooo wrong.
May 8th, 2008 at 9:55 am
So… if I buy a lot of drugs to cope with seeing this trailer, then that money will subsidize terrorist organizations intent on destroying Hollywood (and, by extension, crap like this)?
And I get drugs AND movies like this go away?
*ponders briefly*
Okay sign me up. The only alternative is finding that kid with the bullet in his spine from Bowling for Columbine, removing said bullet with my bare hands and stabbing myself to death with it.
/Too soon?
May 8th, 2008 at 11:45 am
I’m looking for the DB old fart that battled me on the poster topic for this film. Tell me now how good this film is going to be now, since the poster was obviously not enough to prove that this piece of Chihuahua crap is going to cause mass suicide.
How did they ever manage to get that many dogs that look exactly the same to dance and sing? It was like it was so real. That was straight up gangsta shizz.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Ah yes. Now I remember. Good ol’ Richard (fitting name). Some how involved with spagirl dot com. Perhaps he will grace us with this trailer review to build some excitement on this puppy. Woof! I hope they give away cool toys at McDonalds.
May 9th, 2008 at 9:01 am
The last time I was this offended by a movie trailer was “Whos your caddy?”
May 10th, 2008 at 5:25 am
I am with Muletrain. As an Australian married to a Peruvian the idea that something as significant as Machu Picchu can be Disnified into an entirely different culture is mind blowing. I thought I must have just misunderstood. Why not actually use Aztec ruins? They are pretty amazing too.