Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon

Didya hear? Sarah Silverman is F–king Matt Damon. Damon has long been the punchline of a running joke in Silverman’s boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel’s sign-off (”Apologies to Matt Damon, we’ve run out of time!”). To celebrate their 5th anniversary, Silverman performs a song abiout her torrid affair with The Bourne Identity star.

  • DREW
    one of the funniest things ive ever seen...
  • I knew Matt Damon was PIMP, been mackin' all the honeys since he made the scene!
  • jerry seinfeld
    i'm still at a loss why sarah is dating that no-talent hack jimmy. she's a million times more funny than he is... scratch that. million X zero = zero.

    so. let's just say, she's hilarious; and jimmy is a no-talent, unfunny hack - did you see how much he contributed to that clip? a cardboard cutout of the late johnny carson would've been funnier.
  • Robert
    It is mystefying.
  • SR
    knew damon was a top laugh, he did his own impression of the "Matt Damon" line from Team America here in the UK on Radio 1. Needless to say it was classic and just showed how the guy doesn't take himself serious.

    The only problem now is that tune is pretty catchy and if i guy starts humming that, i'm sure they'll get some seriously odd looks.
  • The Dude
    That was damn good. I find her very annoying but Damon was hilarious in that. I agree that it makes you respect someone more when they don't take everything so serious. That was very similar to MD's performance as the lead singer in the band on EuroTrip. He sang Scotty Doesn't Know which was another song about him bangin someone else's girlfriend.
  • Jacobi
    I freaking love this. I wish Damon would make more comedies. I think he has great timing and an awesome sense of humor.
  • LP
    Matt Damon was good in Stuck On You. Perhaps he needs to hook up with Judd Apatow for his next movie.
  • Jen
    This is some of the funniest shit I've seen!
  • pat
    oh geze that was hilarious haha
  • Johnny
    Yeah, I'm not a fan of Silverman's schtick at all, but I thought this was hilarious and Damon is brilliant
  • Great stuff! Silverman is fantastic! Damon is a tool but at least he realizes that and has a good sense of humor about his personae!
  • hilarious. but what happened after the break?
  • Is that Marky Mark (the Funky Bunch 'rapper') with Sarah Silverman?...Why are they singing about Matt Damon?...
    Man, I feel sooo 'Out-of-the-Loop here...I better call my son, (He's 20 and the Unofficial-King of knowing 'What's-Gay'...err, rather (politically/socially correct) 'The Official-King of knowing What's-Cool & Not-Cool'... and ask him what the deal is...

    Now I know how that 'Dingleberry Guy' from American Idol must feel...

    But back to the question: Why is Marky-Mark singing with Sarah Silverman about $cr00-ing Matt Damon?...and why does Jimmy Kimmel care?...

    It's like the time I told him I wouldn't pay Fifty-Cents for Ice-T without Ice-Cubes ...and he just looked at me, rolled his eyes...and said 'You are sooo gay, dude...I'm just confused...(but not Clay Aiken kinda' confused...)
  • kyle
    wait, so are they actually f*cking/dating????
  • kyle
    wait, so are they actually f*cking/dating????

    because Matt Damon could do way better.
  • Karen
    That was the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm not a big Sarah Silverman fan, but Matt Damon was hilarious. He has a great sense of humor. Make more Matt!
  • Megan
    are they dating or was it just a joke
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