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Jessica Alba is the Britney Spears of actresses. As Dennis Hopper says as he ashes, “It’s a fact.” Rumor is, Alba was invented a la Vanessa Angel on Weird Science for us movie blogs on slow days. Want to make a good and original Internet buck? Make a 2008 calendar with Jessica Alba fully clothed 12 times, or better yet, 14. Today, she confirmed to IESB that a Fantastic Four 3 is in the works, or was…

“I know the writers strike and the impending actors strike has kind of put a wrench in everything production wise. That film takes a lot of prep, a good six months of prep and about six months to shoot. With the strike, I think, maybe it’s put on hold.”

Cloy to the world: Enter “Little Franklin” into the franchise, mighty son of Alba’s Sue Storm…

“Little Franklin? Yeah, I think that would be hilarious. He’s so powerful, I think that would be a really interesting dynamic a mother-child dynamic. She’s still a superhero but she’s super-protective and he’s wild, he can do anything and has no sense of what’s appropriate, that would be really fun.”

And I’m convinced that if two more interviewers inquire about a Dark Angel theatrical movie, it will become a reality, like Beetlejuice…

We’ve talked about it, I want to work with Jim so I would pretty much do anything he wants to do.”

Somewhere outside an overrated party in L.A., the Silver Surfer is desperately texting his agent about a solo film as The CobraSnake snaps a photo of his fannypack and Nike Dunks.

  • dan
    For the love of God (or in that case, Jessica Alba) stop making Fantastic Four shitfests.

    I seriously had to be strapped onto my seat to get through the 2nd one.

    Once Doom started surfing...
  • Gianni
    Heres hoping for a skrull invasion or Inhumans.
  • I have to agree. The fantastic 4 movies were a disgrace.
  • D2
    fuck all who think f4 movies sucked.
  • Pfft, Dark Angel movie... whatever... Cameron's not only booked solid for the next umpteen years, but he's got better sense than to make a $100mil movie based on a failed TV show.
  • These movies are good enough to make more. It just seems that new script writers/directors need to be replaced or find a new way of depicting the actual story. Last movie seemed rushed in some points and slowed down in some. They could have taken some time off the whole marriage factor and used it at the end. You'd think Galactus' arrival would have had a lot more of... Galactus in it. They ended the movie almost as badly as Revenge of the Sith. I mean come on, how can you cut out Yoda's departure to Dagobah?!?!
  • fanff
    please make fantastic four 3 i think they had to made it because silver sulfer is alive in the credits of the movie
  • erem
    i loved fantastic the 4 movies, and i think that whatever jessica alba does, she does very well... shes the best damn thing...! and i cant waint for a new fantastic 4 movie, and am looking forward to hear about a dark angel film, which will be great ;)
  • erem
    sorry i couldnt write, wrote 2 fast... =)
  • bubba
    I kinda liked the first 2 fantastic 4 films, but there deffinately needs to be a lot more action. And I mean A LOT more action.
  • Willie Lumpkin
    As someone disturbingly obsessed with the FF, The first movie needed to start out like Issue #1 and have the Mole Man, But since that it out the window, The first movie was ok. From someone who has read the books from issue 1 and up, there are a lot of dynamics between these 4 that have to be covered and squeezing that into a movie is next to impossible. The second movie was a mash up of 2 original story lines with not enough time. They obviously had to throw in Doom for popular reasons, but The Silver Surfer Saga doesn't have Doom in it originally. So that should have been Silver Surfer, the FF, Galactus and Uatu The Watcher. It would have been a great movie showing them. I think the studios are too afraid to be too sci-fi and too "Out There". They have to make everything believable. That is not why we read comic books. We read them BECAUSE they are so out there. The movie needed far more action, unrealistic sci-fi attacks and abilities and far more dialog with Silver Surfer and Galactus (Even Alicia Masters, she is a huge part of the original story). Now onto Doom, a few issues later in the original FF, Doom does steal his board and gain his power. So that part is actually true. It's just bad timing and far too cramped for one movie. Stan Lee had the story all laid out in the 60's there was no need to even blink at a re-write. As for FF3, I think there needs to be a movie with Mole Man and Namor The Sub Mariner. Then I think there needs to be FF4-4, And that should cover the Inhumans Saga. And if that doesn't happen, I hope down the road, like a batman begins sort of thing, I hope they start over with the Ultimate Fantastic Four storyline. That would be kinda cool ;)
  • vader
    yeah man there has top be another FF movie..i loved the first 2
  • Virgo
    I miss fantastic four...when are you going to make FF3? the whole family and my friends misses you guys...wish to see you on a big screen soon..plsssss
  • Étienne
    PLZ do a Dark angel movie, it was one of the best show ever made, and Jessica Alaba was really great in her role, the story was perfect but not finish... no season 3
    but a movie will be great. Thx anyway
  • kasey
    omg i would love another movie of F4 and Dark Angel!!!!!!!!!!!! both are awasom!
  • andries price
    im playing franklin richards on fantastic four 3 im cool im good with jessica alba and the gang ioan grufudd as mr. fantastic jessica alba as invisble woman chris evans as human torch micheal chilklis as the thing terrence howard as the black panther jullian mcmhoan as dr. doom fantastic four comes in 2010
  • Mel
    dark angel movie? yes please. it would be great to give fans closure as it never finished due to no season 3. they owe it to the fans to finish it off but only if they can get all og the original actors otherwise it just wouldn't work.
  • Alyssa Marie
    i think the FF movies were ok its just that the first one was good...but the 2nd one was WAY to rushed..i still liked it but again i agree with the fact that they rushed the 2nd. the first movie was like almost 2 hrs. long, while the 2nd was only 1 hr and 30 mins. which i think is too short. i would love to see the 3rd movie because how could u leave the 2nd movie unfinished? plus i would like to see little franklin and how the 4 have grown since the 2nd. i hope in the 3rd movie they don't depend on silver surfer because they really dont need him to make the movie good, honestly i think that they should study up on the comics and get ideas from the real stuf and stan lee. oh, and dark angel is an AWSOME show and i would LOVE!!! to see the movie!!!
  • Reality
    Dear God. Hunter Stephenson.... Britney Spears is a slutty white trash bimbo.
    Why do you just "IN HER FACE" down grade Alba like that? How about I compare you to Hitler and Sadam? Ok. So Britney is that bad. But you are.
  • hiphop123456789
    Lot of pathetic miserible talentless drones commenting in here, find it hillarious, children,
    fantastic four movies where great not dark knight level but still real good and a third is a must as for Dark Angel a 3rd series of that should be made, the show wasn't marketed well and clearly went over most of the people in here's heads and the drone publics... Don't believe me look around at the dozens of garbage reality shows n corny tv based around sex and alcohol continue on whilst actual creative intellectual stimulating shows continue to be cancelled star gate Atlantis Boston legal and shark being prime examples as late
  • MorettinaDark95
    i love Dark Angel!!!!!!xD...jessica alba the best....jensen m lOve!!!!
    kisskiss...
  • ledakhim
    i think dats soo awesum...make it happened cru!!! (:
  • alejandroortiz
    u all can suck my dick!!!!!!!!FF wasSHITTY JUST LIKE DA WRITERS!!!!!!!!U WUR WAAY OFF!!!!!!'
  • alejandroortiz
    if u make a FF3 just make it interesting.put those freky alien niggas
  • alejandroortiz
    forgive. my languege i didnt mean da writers were shiity but da movie was
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