best trash movies of 2018

To quote the poet Oscar the Grouch, “Oh, I love trash.” There’s a soft-spot in my heart for trash movies. The trashier the better. I’m not talking about the worst movies of the year. Nor am I talking about movies that are so bad they’re good. Instead, I’m referring to a special type of a film – one that is perfectly content to be, well, garbage. Movies with little-to-no ambition that aren’t trying to do…anything. Except present you with cheap, cheesy, trashy spectacle. These are the type of movies destined to play on fuzzy TVs in cheap motel rooms. The type of films you put on in the background as you sit in a one-bedroom apartment, guzzling cheap gin and eating microwave pizza. The motion pictures you wake up to at 3 a.m., blurry-eyed, cotton-mouthed, and not sure where the hell you are. These are the best trash movies of 2018.

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hurricane heist trailer

Yes, this is a movie called The Hurricane Heist, emphasis on the added importance of “The.” Yes, it stars Maggie Grace as a tough FBI agent doing her best Charlize Theron impression, while Toby Kebbell puts on a vaguely Southern accent as a meteorologist who’s afraid of hurricanes. And yes, the Scorpions’ “Rock You Like a Hurricane” does start playing halfway through the trailer of this high-octane natural disaster B-movie. But no, sadly, this movie is not about the actual act of stealing hurricanes — though it is one step away from Nicholas Cage popping up to declare that he will — but about a heist that happens to take place during a deadly storm that forces the evacuation of an entire city.

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