Well, this looks quite shaky and is actually something of a serious disappointment coming from long-time acting fave Vincent D’Onofrio. The trailer for his directorial effort Don’t Go in the Woods sketches out a story in a which a sensitive rock band retreats to a remote setting to write material for a new record, only to encounter some sort of horror. Call it The Blair Witch Project with acoustic guitars, perhaps.

Evidently D’Onofrio took a bunch of unknowns and semi-unknowns into nowhere to shoot this film, and I wish I could say that the result looks good. It doesn’t, at all, but hit the break for a bonus clip from another film that is truly awful, but in a much more entertaining way. Read More »