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The 15 Most Quotable Lines From Schitt's Creek
By ADDISON PEACOCK
I Like The Wine
David’s “I like the wine, not the label” metaphor is one of the best ways anyone has ever explained their sexuality. It’s a simple way to help someone understand pansexuality, showing that David doesn’t worry about gender when it comes to connecting with someone romantically.
It Was Also Wrong
When Moira finds David squatting in a field after ditching down, she says, “What you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic. But, it was also wrong.” This was a great glimpse into her character, proving she can appreciate theatrics as long as they aren’t a nuisance to her.
I Didn't Go Missing
Nobody knows chaos like Alexis Rose, and her stories have a habit of leaving people with their jaws on the floor. When David reminds Alexis she’s gone missing before, she says, “I didn't go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time!” and effectively stunned viewers.
Bébé's Chamber
Moira has a flair for the dramatic that makes her hilariously charming and wildly memorable. Her cry of “Where is bébé's chamber?” while watching over an infant in Season 5 is the perfect example of how even her speech is eccentric and fun.
A Little Bit Alexis
Alexis’ reality show, “A Little Bit Alexis,” is mentioned a few times throughout the series, but the real charm is the show’s theme song, which she belts while auditioning for a part in “Cabaret.” Some iconic lines include “I'm a cute huge yacht,” and “Hide your diamonds, hide your exes.”