Michael Bay arms crossed

The Onion has published a funny fake news article announcing Michael Bay‘s “landmark $50 million agreement” to “monumentally fuck up” a big screen live-action adaptation of ThunderCats. The article quotes Bay as saying “I couldn’t be more excited to completely fuck this up.”

“I’ll use every directorial tool I have to suck the very life and charm out of this beloved cartoon,” added Bay, claiming that the film could turn out to be the most colossal piece of shit he’s ever worked on. “I won’t rest until I get every last scene exactly wrong.”

Read the full article on TheOnion.com .

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