Fan Created Goonies Musical

While a sequel to The Goonies might not be happening (or is it?), director Richard Donner has been trying to turn the property into a Broadway Musical.Who knows if that will ever happen, but we might have a preview of what a Goonies musical might sound like. /Film reader Rob Dean has been writing songs for a Goonies musical with his friend Keith Doughty, way before it ever became a thought in Donner's mind. They have sent over a couple music videos based on the sample compositions they have created. Again, these songs/videos are completely fan created, and not in anyway connected with Donner or the actual Broadway musical (which may or may not still be in development). Watch the videos, and listen to the songs, embedded after the jump.

Oh, and that what-do-they-look-like-now cast reunion photo above is from Empire Magazine's 20th Birthday Issue last year.

Sloth's Song:

Oh no, this isnt what I wanted at all

Chained up here against the wall

By the ones that I love

Oh no, this isnt what I wanted to be

A model of repugnancy

Is this all that is meant for me?

Oh.No.

I used to have crazy dreams

This isnt what its supposed to be

Darkness is all that I see and I wanna be free

Yeah I wanna be, wanna be free

Im just a little boy lost

A deformed man they call Sloth

Someone please cut these chains

I just want to be the same

As everyone I see

Talkin to me on the TV

Oh mama, why dont you love me?

Is it just that Im too ugly?

What do you see when you look at me

Look at me, go on and look at me.

Taking It Back:

BRIDGE1:

I take back all the words I said

All fairy tales are dead

Lets start all over again

These childish games are done

Im not havin that much fun

What can I do?

CHORUS

Im takin it back

Once and for all

You might see tears in my eyes

But youll never see them fall

Im takin it back

It didnt come true

This dreamin got me nowhere

Now Im stuck down here with you

And sure us guys wanted to save the day

Keep our homes

Thats wishful thinking

Its my own fault for thinking coins were dreams,

How could I know?

You shouldve told me

BRIDGE2:

Life aint no wishin well

Theres no way you can tell

Where this path will lead us

And maybe theres no treasure

No pot of gold to find

So I dont know about you

CHORUS

(Slash solo)

CHORUS

Stuck down here with you

Stuck down here with you

Im takin it back

Im takin it back

Im takin it.back.

Piano Lessons:

BRAND

Here we are now, playing songs with bones.

DATA

Hurry theyre coming!

STEF

It cant end here, so much left to do

MIKEY

Were not gonna die here!

ANNIE

Ihavent done this kinda thing in years

I dont know how it all will turn out

Like Piano Lessons

MOUTH

Were surrounded, annie dont you fail

(aside) shes gonna kill us!

STEF

Just ignore him, we know that youll pull through!

BRANDON

Dont you worry Ill be right by your side

Keep on playing your fatal lullaby

When its over well laugh to kill the time

STEF

Good job, Annie; now youve opened the door

MOUTH

Not all the way though

DATA

Weve got mobsters, and theres holes in the floor

MIKEY

But we can still make it!

ANNIE

Lifeshouldnt hinge on just one note

When theres so many wrong ones to play

Like Piano Lessons

STEF

Youve remembered lessons from long ago

MOUTH

I can see light now!

DATA

One more measure and well get to the gold

BRANDON

Dont you worry Ill be right by your side

Keep on playing your fatal lullaby

When its over well laugh to kill the time

Tubes:

Were goin down

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Were goin down

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Were goin down

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Were goin down

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Theres a pirate ship.

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Were goin down

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Were goin down

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Were goin down

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Theres a pirate ship

Theres a pirate ship around the bend

And I dont know if this tube will end

But as long as youre sliding with me

Im as happy as anyone could be

Goin down

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Were goin down

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Were goin down

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Were goin down

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Theres a pirate ship.

Hold my hand, just go with the flow

Life is short, its over before you know

So lay back, and enjoy our slippery slope

Scream your head off, and dont you let go

Were goin down

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Were goin down

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Were Goin Down

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Were goin down

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Were goin down

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Were goin down

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Were Goin Down

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Theres a pirate ship!