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Note to self: Must download Photoshop, arggghh. The Sun Times reports that a lawyer for troubled r&b godsend and aspiring Batman, R. Kelly, has used the Wayans Brothers‘ masterpiece, Little Man, in court to explain why it might not be Kells on that infamous, illegal sextape…

[R. Kelly's attorney], in an attempt to suggest that Kelly’s head could have been superimposed onto somebody else’s body in the sex tape, asked [gal on witness stand] whether she had seen the Wayans brothers’ movie “Little Man.”

[Attorney] said, “They put the head of Marlon Wayans on a midget and it looked real, didn’t it?”

But, to widespead laughter, [gal on witness stand] replied, “Not really!”

Everyone let the person nearest you pinch away. Got tickets to the trial? Our desktops are littered with privy movie scripts that we’re just dying to trade!

Discuss: [explosion of scenes from Riki-Oh]

via Vulture [thanks!]

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2007 Razzie Award Winners Announced

RazziesThe 2007 Razzie award winners (or should I say losers?) have been announced. Check out the results:
Worst Picture: Basic Instinct 2 (Sony/Columbia)
Worst Actress: Sharon Stone for Basic Instinct 2
Worst Actor: Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans for Little Man
Worst Supporting Actress: Carmen Electra for Date Movie and Scary Movie 4
Worst Supporting Actor: M. Night Shyamalan for Lady in the Water
Worst Director: M. Night Shyamalan for Lady in the Water
Worst Screen Couple: Shawn Wayans & either Kerry Washington or Marlon Wayans for Little Man
Worst Remake Or Rip-off: Little Man (Rip-off of the 1954 Bugs Bunny cartoon “Baby Buggy Bunny”)
Worst Prequel or Sequel: Basic Instinct 2
Worst Screenplay: Basic Instinct 2 (Screenplay by Leora Barish & Henry Bean, Based on Characters Created by Joe Ezsterhas)
Worst Excuse for Family Entertainment (New Category, Saluting the Celebs We’re ALL Sick & Tired Of!): RV (Sony/Columbia)
Here is a run down of Awards Per Picture:

Basic Instinct 2 [4 "Wins"]
Worst Picture, Worst Actress, Worst Sequel, Worst Screenplay

Little Man [3 "Wins"]
Worst Actor, Worst Screen Couple and Worst Remake/Rip-Off

Lady in the Water [2 "Wins"]
Worst Supporting Actor and Worst Director

I think they’re being a little too hard of Lady in the Water. But then again, I was one of the few people who enjoyed the film. What do you guys think was the worst movies and performances of the year?

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