Rocky BalboaThe Onion, American’s Finest News Source, is reporting that Rocky II, III, IV Decisions Overturned After Stallone Caught With Performance-Enhancing Drugs. According to the satire sheet:

In the wake of last month’s shocking revelation that actor Sylvester Stallone had been caught with the illegal human growth hormone Jintropin at an Australian airport, the World Boxing Association, in a joint decision with the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences and the Screen Actors Guild, has overturned the uplifting, feel-good endings of Rocky II, III, and IV, sources said Monday.

Now That’s Funny. Read the whole hilarious article at TheOnion.com.

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