FAKE Michael Bay has joined Twitter. Here are some of his twittering highlights:
Shia is crying less today.
Fine, I’ll use your stupid IMAX cameras.
Went to the bathroom and took a giant dump. A dump of excellence.
God I’m Awesome.
Boom. That’s it. That’s all you need to know.
Got stuck looking in the mirror again. Just a half hour this time.
@slashfilm No, I don’t know who “Fellini” is and quite frankly I don’t give a shit.