how to be a doof warrior

Even a couple months after Mad Max: Fury Road hit theaters, the movie has stuck with us all summer. In particular, the flame-throwing Doof Warrior guitarist from Immortan Joe army has made quite the impression on movie goers, even prompting Conan to get a little crazy when he went down to Comic-Con for some of his shows this month.

And if you’ve been desperate to learn how you can be as cool as this post-apocalyptic rock star riding a wagon of sound straight out of Dr. Seuss’ most terrifying nightmares, then we have a collection of certified Doof Tips just for you. Find out how to be a Doof Warrior after the jump!

Yes, this Funny or Die sketch is from back in June, but it was just now brought to our attention, so it’s new to us. Therefore it might end up being new to you as well. After all, we can’t be in all of the internet all the time. I think Abraham Lincoln said that.

In case you didn’t notice, the Doof Warrior also refers to himself as Coma, because the character is also known as the Coma-Doof Warrior apparently (that’s something I just learned while writing this). These tips are pretty helpful, at least if you have the budget. And in a post-apocalyptic wasteland (which is the title of the next Mad Max movie), these things are probably pretty hard to come by, so the Coma-Doof Warrior truly is a legend.

All I want to see is some kind of Fourth of July parade next year where someone has together a massive Doof Wagon float with all the appropriate accessories and characters. Surely it wouldn’t be hard to round up some War Boys to join the squad, all painted in shiny chrome. What a lovely day indeed.

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