“Must escape.”
Last month, we posted about an alleged, albeit totes sketchy, early first review of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull which called it “the best of the Indy sequels.” Well, the film recently screened and reviews are beginning to trickle in. (…)

When character descriptions, released last week, for Clint Eastwood’s Gran Torino confirmed that the film wasn’t Dirty Harry 6, a lot of sites joshed that fans like you and me were out of our gluttonous minds for even desiring a sequel. (…)

Greetings to our readers in Poland. XFilesNews nabbed an odd Polish one-sheet for this summer’s The X Files: I Want to Believe. (…)

Illegal.
Judd Apatow once predicted that a sequel to Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy would make for a juicy movie…in 30 years. (…)

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Back in April, we discussed whether Entertainment Weekly’s prediction that Will Smith’s Hancock would be the third highest grossing film of Summer ‘08 and the top superhero movie (discounting Indiana Jones), was accurate. (…)

It would be kind of excellent if the theme song to Twilight was a reworking of Madonna’s “Lucky Star.” Oh, hi Twilighters. (…)

When you see Christopher Nolan’s vision of Two-Face up on screen in The Dark Knight, you have no idea and you’re going to vomit. (…)

An umbrella won’t help. (…)

Right now, there are two beloved /Film readers at opposing ends of the MacGyver spectrum. (…)

Any news, even a light dusting, that involves Dave Chappelle returning to the big screen is worth writing about. (…)

“Let’s dance, Tom.”
In the dizzying sinkhole of modern remakes, enough time has passed with 1954’s Creature from the Black Lagoon to dampen fanboy squabbles over a new studio effort. (…)

[money shot from Scanners]
When I was a kid, I used to ponder in math class, “What if Summer School’s Mr. (…)

Our fellow War Machines at FirstShowing just nabbed a small crop of new images from Joel and Ethan Coen’s follow-up to their Best Picture winning No Country For Old Me, Burn After Reading. (…)

Pardon the Christopher Guestish humor in this situation, but Flicks.Co.NZ is reporting that Peter Jackson and one of his art directors are in a big tiff on the set of The Lovely Bones. Why? (…)

Last we reported, Samuel L. Jackson’s Nick Fury had been waxed off the final cut of Iron Man, but fortunately that’s not the case. (…)