LOL: The Asylum’s Titanic 2 Movie Trailer

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Titanic 2 is one of those jokes that everyone has made at sometime over the past decade. It’s the one sequel no one expects will ever be made. There was even a great mock trailer produced four or five years ago. The Asylum, the direct-to-dvd production company responsible for producing cheap knock-offs of the latest big budget Hollywood movies (termed “Knockbusters) has just finished production on Titanic 2.

On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened “Titanic 2,” follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship’s path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.

For those of you not following along, The Asylum’s past titles include: The Terminators, Street Racer , Sunday School Musical , Transmorphers, Transmorphers 2: Fall of Man, Snakes on a Train, I Am Omega, Da Vinci Treasure, Temple of the Skulls, HG Wells’ War of the Worlds, AVH: Alien vs. Hunter, Monster (the Cloverfield rip) and Pirates of Treasure Island. Hit the jump to watch the trailer.

Written/Directed by Shane Van Dyke, TITANIC 2 stars Bruce Davison, Brooke Burns, Shane Van Dyke, and Marie Westbrook and will be released on DVD on August 24, 2010.

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  • Dave Gregory
    I heard their next title is THE GIDEON BIBLE.
  • Stubby2k
    They should have includes zombies.
  • Stubby2k
    include"d"
  • Ufilms
    Talk about wasted opportunity. This could have been a fun, crazy, batt-sh## insane film. Instead it looks dull. From a company that already has a reputation for crap films, all they could come up with was a tidal wave? Seriously? If you're going to make the implausible, make it IMPLAUSIBLE. Have metal-eating piranhas take out the ship's base, have the ghosts of the original Titanic seeking out revenge on the rich passengers, and throw in a few vampires on board for good measure. Heck, make it an Alaskan cruise so you get the entire "30 days of night" angle. A stranded ship, surrounded by piranhas and infested with ghosts and vampires. What's not to love?
  • Nick
    Man, you should make movies
  • TangerineDaydream
    They are all mouth and no trousers. There are audacious enough to rip off the big movies, but the films are not bad enough to be fun. The names aren't all that good in some cases.
  • indigochild811
    Funny, they use the 74 year old R.M.S. Queen Mary represent a brand new advanced "Titanic 2." Then they don't even bother to make the cg one look remotely like the practical ship they just shot?
  • Just about as creative as Avatar.
  • YoungZer0
    Take that James Cameron!

    "It's the same iceberg and he's back for more!"
  • Matt
    hur hur hur i r make jok abut avatar, i r clever!

    You know what's unoriginal? Whiny anti-fanboys complaining about movies that get popular.
  • YoungZer0
    Avatar? You do know that James Cameron did the Original Titanic? You do know that i was being sarcastic? You do know that you're stupid?
  • Only in an Asylum movie would people be stupid enough to name a ship Titanic 2 and spout lines like 'Looks like history is repeating itself'. Can't stop laughing!
  • Grunt Wars
    I began watching this trailer thinking, "This will probably be a great gag link to post on Facebook!", but it's just too serious and pathetic. It made me depressed, if anything.
  • Mr. Conceited
    wasn't Bruce Davison at one time a respected actor? What is he doing in this shit?
  • Don't forget Paranormal Entity! Classic cinema. They also have their own version of John Carter of Mars

    Oh Asylum. My favorite thing are the names they come up with.
  • Interesting thing about Paranormal Entity is that it most likely had a larger budget than Paranormal Activity
  • saaaaah
    this is fucked up, why is it not being released theatrically
  • Ry_Guy
    I kept expecting David Caruso to pop up with one of his corny lines.
  • Robdelrosario2005
    The people that filmed this crap are the only ones who`s going to watch it
  • Alex
    They should make one of Salt and call it Pepper. And then they should follow it up with a version of the The Karate Kid entitled The Taekwondo Child.
  • freemachine
    I'm just waiting for The Asylum's version of Inception. What will they call it? EXTRACTION? And then you know the porn industry is gonna jump all over this and make a sci-fi dream movie called INSERTION.
  • I would really like to see EXTRACTION. I don't know why but I would.
  • Gabe
    I would watch Insertion...
  • Emilysbrother
    I was thinking that, too. Between "Imaginarium" and "Inception," there has to be SOME crappy dream movie in the works (not to mention they could also rip off "Eternal Sunshine" as well).
  • Gabe
    From the guys who made "Epic Movie" and "Date Movie" comes a comedy beyond your wildest dreams...

    DREAM MOVIE!!!
  • Horror_Fan
    Desinacoda this is how the film is going to end every one dies who dose not have money !!! and the poor will die but a girl meets a guy falls in love and wait for it.... they both go into deep blue sea and the guy dies but the girl lives yeppp
  • BUT HOW DOES IT END?!
  • Horror_Fan
    but in a good note i do like some of The Asylum Films mostly the horror movies some but not all
  • Horror_Fan
    oh yeah one more thing ACTING SUCKS ALOT CGI SUCKS THE CGI looks like 1992
  • Octoberist
    again, that's the whole shicht with Asylum films. Unless you want to point out the obvious.
  • Horror_Fan
    Who in the hell will watch this crap all due Respect to this site and the owners of this website

    REMOVE THIS FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOUR SITE THIS IS DUMB AND WASTE OF SPACE ON YOUR SITE !!!! any one who is going to watch this crap or things it looks Cool will You should just Hit your self
  • Octoberist
    This is why it's in the 'LOL' department. If you don't like it, then don't click on it. This site for all types of news out there, stupid and cool. As long as people are talking about it, it's not a 'waste'.
  • Gabe
    It is not a waste of space. See in this site we will bicker about movies all the time but an Asylum post allows all /Film posters to join together in perfect harmony and bash the #$%@ this studio makes.
  • Chuckowsky
    People bash them, but there's still a number of folks willing to watch movies so-bad-that-they're-good just to laugh at how stupid and ridiculous they are. I don't understand that phenomenon, but that's how stuff like Asylum's movies or Epic Movies get made...
  • Dartlett
    Lets not forget their version of Sherlock Holmes that features Dinosaurs in the east end of londan...brilliant
  • John
    It just isn't the same without some moron screeching "I'm king of the world! Woo-hoo-hoo!"
  • Gabe
    Come on.... everyone knows that cruise ships these days have lasers that destroy Icebergs.
  • Oskar
    ..... Or do they?

    :|
  • Lux
    they... do
  • Oskar
    "Let's make history"

    Probably a line from one of the filmmakers referring to the film.
  • Looks like history is repeating itself! haha

    Oh dear.. Just oh dear.
  • ahgras
    "... Captain, there's another wave coming at you!!"
  • Oskar
    "The SAME fate" ... In other words... "The same story... AGAIN" dun dun duuuuuuun...

    I love that they didn't see the need to screen out the black box around the logo at 1:23.
  • mangoshakes
    i thought it was gonna say "the same iceberg".....

    and what the heck senator kelly!!
  • Emilysbrother
    "Wow, that iceberg is pretty small... guess this global warming has an upside, huh?"

    Oh man, considering how quickly they make these, it should drown in oil in the gulf and explode in a giant fireball thanks to it's new superpower core engine! Why the hell not?

    Or my other idea, the Two falls into a black hole and collides with the first Titanic... predestination paradox!
  • Octoberist
    I liked how he turned his dramatically afterwards. As if his character was waiting to say that his entire life and he gets his chance now ON THE TITANTIC II!
  • Octoberist
    i like the part when the guy is randomly punching air at the 1:12 mark
  • EvilMonkeyNZ
    Who, seriously, who would put any amount of money into making something called Titanic 2?
  • Octoberist
    I'm sure its pocket change.
  • Gabe
    The Asylum
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