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Christopher Weekes’ Muppet Man is an innovative and often surprising screenplay for a possible biopic of Jim Henson and when it was last week named the top pick of the Black List, I was certainly very pleased. Having said that, as much as I enjoyed the script, it was obvious from page one when reading it that actually getting the thing made would be something of an ordeal.

Problem one lies in the occasionally challenging imagery. The first scene, for example, sees Kermit wake up from a “drunken nightmare” to find an empty whisky bottle on the bed stand and “a three day growth giving his felt chin a strongly pronounced six o’clock shadow”. Kid’s fare? Maybe not - well, not unless cleverly and sensitively handled.

Problem two lies in the legal issues surrounding who owns the rights to what. Simply put, Disney owns the Muppets, but not the Man. The script was snapped up pretty much as soon as it hit the market by The Jim Henson Co. but, of course, they’re powerless to make anything with The Muppets in without somehow brokering a deal with Disney.

Add to this, then, the fact that Weekes hasn’t based his biopic on facts at all but - reportedly - a few things he scraped together off of Wikipedia, some photographs and a whole lot of imagination and it’s starting to sound an awful lot like Muppet Man could never see the light of day…

Steven Zeitchick at The LA Times suggests that we may never enjoy this particular Jim Henson biopic up on the silver screen, but I’m not so sure. I think there’s bound to be some adaptation done before the film can be realised, but also that some attempts at this adaptation are almost definitely underway, if only loosely, and that they stand a good chance of being successful. Zeitchick himself wrote the following:

Lisa Henson, the daughter of Jim and Jane Henson who helps run the Jim Henson Co., maintains that the problems can be resolved by simply combining two different visions, though even she acknowledges that the story that came to her was not one that the company liked.

These visions would be Weekes’ original premise and the Henson Co. plan to “turn the story into more of a Muppet romp - even a musical - and excise the Jim and Jane Henson relationship.” How about simply rewriting the Jim and Jane relationship to better reflect the truth? Does Lisa Henson not want any form of her parents’ life together on screen? Now’s her chance to do something honest and heartfelt and true with her father’s biopic. Sooner or later somebody is going to make a film about Jim Henson, and I would have thought that the best result would be one shepherded by those who knew him.

Another little snippet of info in Zeitchick’s report is particularly fascinating. According to him, Jim Carrey, Leonardo DiCaprio and Hugh Jackman have all expressed interest in the lead role. My personal pick would be John Krasinski - there’s just a little something of the Henson about him, somehow.

Early in the script comes a recreation of one of Jim’s final interviews, on the Arsenio Hall show. Courtesy of YouTube, here it is:

Disney’s own plans for the Muppets seem to include a whole lot more viral videos and TV guest appearances (see Jim Hill Media for details of a good handful) as well as the Jason Segel-scripted Cheapest Muppet Movie Ever Made. But could they ever be persuaded to take a punt on a team up with the Jim Henson Co. in making this fascinating, perhaps challenging but ultimately very moving tribute to the Muppet Man himself? Do even the Muppets possess that kind of magic?

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  • Propadanda
    The script was great, although I can understand why the studio would want some changes if it was to be produced. I think the cross-over between the reality of Henson's life and the Muppet-world could be quite difficult to do right...at some points in the script I cringed to think how wrong it could go, some of the scenes might come off as unintentionally humourous if it plays it serious and then cuts to some Muppets. I don't know, just my thoughts.
  • brou
    Anyway, another problem is : Who might direct this ? 'Cause you can have the greatest script in the world, it won't matter if you don't have the right director... If they give it to Marc Forster, it will look flat no matter what the script looks like... Hope that they give it to someone like Gondry or Jonze or Gilliam...
  • Peter R
    Do not like seeing him work Kermit.....lol.....like to pretend thats not how it works.
  • Alec Kitner
    How is this an article? You reworded an LA Times piece and added a YouTube clip.
  • THE MUPPET MAN shouldn't be watered down to be kid-friendly. The Muppets entertained both adults and kids, but people still see them as just kid stuff. Ugh...
  • Dysthymia83
    Even if it doesn't get made, we'll always have those Sad Kermit parody videos.
  • MonsterKilledThePilot
    Ha! That's funny that you mention John Krasinski, Brendon. He's actually compared himself (his looks) to a muppet in an interview.
  • Justin Jump
    Good god I can't express how much I love Jim Henson. He was an incomprehensibly large influence on my life.

    I've recently discovered an amazing show that I didn't know about until like a month ago, 'Jim Henson's Storyteller'. Netflix has it to stream. It's incredible. John Hurt as the Storyteller, telling classic fables and folklore tales with a bunch of dope Jim Henson Co. effects and creatures. AND there's the 'Jim Henson's Storyteller: Greek Myths" will all the same magic, but with Michael Gambon as the Storyteller.

    Yes. It is fucking GREAT. I never saw it as a kid.

    But anyway, yes, a biopic would need to be perfect. Don't do it unless it can be perfect.
  • I cried when Jim Henson died in 1990, I was a kid.
  • Justin Jump
    Yea, it shook me. It was the first celebrity death that I ever was really, deeply saddened by. I was in maybe 4th grade I think? Maybe 3rd.

    It was right after the TMNT movie came out. I remember (this is true) after I heard he died I carried around a Ninja Turtle trading card I had that had a picture of all the turtles in costume standing around with Jim Henson. I put it in my little velcro wallet.

    Jim Henson made me the awesome guy I am today.
  • So, assuming that this project will never see the light of day in this apparently awesome script form. Is there anywhere it is up online for reading? I have never really wanted to read a script before this so I don't really know if this stuff is out there.
  • http://www.mediafire.com/?z5izqdfz2nz

    The only script that's ever made me cry! Enjoy
  • I hate to double post but I wanted to thank you again for sending me that. It has taken 2 hours out of studying for finals but it was totally worth it. It was fantastic. It is an incredible shame this may never get made. And if it does the necessary compromises will surely gut it of its power. The script truly is moving and I can only wish it gets produced.
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  • Q
    Henson is one of those revered guys who, if he gets a biopic, needs it done right. I'm not sure how making it a "muppet romp" will make sense. I vote for an honest portrayal of a seriously badass guy.
  • and if Disney was smart, they'd step the fuck outta of this and let the Jim Henson Co. handle this project.
  • BobT
    There's this 3d animated short called "Overtime", which is a tribute to Jim Henson.
    In this film a bunch of Kermit like creatures end up burying the corpse of their creator, which doesn't look anything like Jim Henson, but is obviously meant to be him.

    If an idependent short film can suggest things like that, then the actual Jim Henson company surely could be able to whip up some puppets that are vague fascimiles of the muppet characters?

    Maybe the script is too specific about the actual muppet characters, though.

    But if it's a made up story, I don't really see the point in using the name Jim Henson and the actual muppets.
  • Avenue Q style... That could totally work.
  • I'm already hearing rumbling that there are creative differences in this script and that some studio bosses want to change some stuff in the script. ugh.

    I hope the integrity and the cleverness of the script can be saved. I haven't read this yet, but I've heard how amazing it is. It's important that a screenwriter's voice be allowed to be HEARD and not be changed by a bunch of studio goons (aka MORONS) who have no fucking clue what makes a good story.
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