I LOVE BRIAN!! I WANT YOU TO BE MY WIFE!!

"oh boo hoo... twilight sucks" "oh please pay attention to me!! i'll join the losers and say it sucks too so please give me some attention cos my mommy and daddy don't do it!!! oh boo hoo wah wah wah!!!"

the twilight movies are one of the highest grossing franchises...

SO STOP WHINING!!!

so this is where all the douchebags hang out... everyone who thinks this prank was "da bomb dude!" or "epic!" - hasn't gotten laid yet and they're jerking off to this video...

i'm sure you're all in your teens still so fair enough. when you decide you're all grown up you may leave this site and join the rest of us.

I still say Skyler did this because Robert Pattinson "booed" him at one of his shows lmao. (Google it, it happened)

You forgot to mention that vampires don't sparkle. :)

funniest thing ever!! i wish i had a ticket just so i could shake that mans hand

yea... i don't think he wants to shake your hand though dude...

we know where it's been

They clearly didn't get a message. Put them in a room full of horror movies with vampires like? Dracula 2000.... And FORCE them to watch. Then throw them of in the middle of Death Valley and see if Lestat will save them.

I'm sorry, but this whole thing is pretty much faked.

Hilarious!

"Twilight fans don't know anything about vampires".
So? Who does? All we know is the myths. And myth isn't fact, people.
Besides, who has copyright on the vampire myth? None, so why can't authors make their vampires unique? Who seriously want to read the same myths after another? It gets boring.

The problem is that SMeyer changed vampires so completely that they don't even resemble vampires anymore. Her masturbatory aid, I mean books, show vampires as little more than super strong and fast faeries who need the occasional blood transfusion. Add in that the characters have no real depth, and that doesn't get boring, it IS boring.

But who sees it as a vampire movie really? It was just meant to be an obstacle in their forbidden love story.
What twilight really is about is love, and how heartbreaking it can be. It can tear you apart.

It's a love/lust story with vampires and werewolves. And it's not really heartbreaking if they end up together is it? I mean, Bella-sue (say what you will, Bella is a Mary-sue, the most despicable of all writing creations, even worse than REALLY bad slash fiction) even has Eddie's demon-spawn half-breed child. Not to mention that it is an extremely abusive relationship, SMeyer is promoting such relationships, saying that they are desirable. I pity the girls who are reading these trashy books and thinking that that is what a healthy relationship is supposed to be like. SMeyer would have us all be back before women had equal rights. Is that what you want? Don't believe that? Look at the portrayal of Bella, she remains weak and helpless throughout the entire series. 99% of the time she's a hinderence, she's in the way. She's a liability to everyone who's life she enters, if she were real she would have died long ago from sheer stupidity, and yet girls want to be this vacant, vapid waste of flesh.

And don't presume to tell me about love, I know all about it. Love IS pain. Oh sure there is some joy, but in the end there's nothing but pain, either yours or theirs. In the end one of you will leave the other, be it through death or other means. No. I'm not bitter, I'm realistic. The blinders have been taken off. If you still believe in love then you need to take your blinders off.

Listen guys... You have no reason to get so worked up! Yes, it wasn't the nicest thing to do, and I personally am a Twilight fan, but I agree with some people that those people should have noticed that it was... well... a magic theatre.

Oh, and why are you all stressing over this when there are so many other people with bigger problems than being duped over Twilight?

And hurling abuse at the people there isn't really necessary, but hey - what goes around comes around. In future I suggest all of you people who have cussed, hurled abuse and such get either a blog or a therapist - it's clear you people have a lot of anger to vent.

All in all - it's Twlight. It's just a book saga / film series that became extremely popular. Those people were adults, and by now I'm sure most of them look back and laugh. Yes, I like the books. Yes, I like the films. But is it really necessary to start a war with people who have a right to dislike Twilight if they want? I think not.

PS: How the hell did this thread reach Micheal Jackson and paedophilia?

So I saw this horrible movie yesterday. The only reason I went was to see my (female) cousin, and she knows that that's the only reason us guys went to see it. There were a couple of good parts. The movie that they went to see (FACE PUNCH!) and when Bella-sue lost control of the motorcycle and slammed into the rock. The movie in the movie and the movie itself both had horrible dialog's, but the movie in the movie had dialog so horrible it was good, while New Moon's dialog was just horrible.

I did find it interesting that the little girls sitting in front of us thought it was disgusting when the one fuzzy kissed his human fiance, but seemingly enjoyed watching Bella-sue make out with a corpse, oh wait, I mean Eddie. And I think I figured out WHY Eddie can't read Bella-sue's mind. It's because she's so empty headed.

New moon is a movie about a girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

OMG I love you man! XD Your the best for doing this!FUCK TWILIGHT.fuck.fuck.fuck it!!!

"matt hates ugly chicks" - cos he is one.

and it's "YOU'RE the best for..." NOT "YOUR"...

There IS such things as a flat joke haha.

Twilight fans = brain dead monkey children...that's all.

alan = not getting laid. ever

Wow, I love how ignorant a lot of you people are! Personally, I don't like Twilight but it's pretty simple-minded for someone to call a group of people stupid just because they happen to like something different! It's not like they're hurting anyone, so if you can't accept that other people have different opinions, then you're a gobshite.

And let's not forget about the little psycho's who would run up to Robert Pattinson and actually cut themselves for him to drink from, causing him to fear for his life.

So glorifying necrophilia, pedophilia, implied future bestiality, and stalking isn't hurting anyone? And if only 1/10th of the stories are true, then yes, people have been hurt by the RTF's, all because they don't think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread, or that SMeyer isn't the greatest writer to ever live, or because they rightly think the story just plain sucks with no redeemable factors. And yes, they are stupid for WANTING to be stalked, for WANTING to have sex with a corpse (read: "vampire"), etc, etc. The people who were punked here are clear evidence of how stupid Twilight fans can be. "He will rape you in your sleep!" "YAY!" These Twidiots are alright with being RAPED! There is something fundamentally wrong with their brains that they think such behaviors are to be desired.

oh my god there you go again with the necrophilia... what is with you... have you been sneaking out of the asylum again... you know you're not supposed to!!

naughty brian

Omgg I'm so surprised that those girls didn't rip that guy to shreds. If someone had done that to me when I went to New Moon, they probably wouldn't have been around long enough to post this video.
But it's pretty funny..just because it didn't happen to me
Lol

If they had, they would be spending a good amount of time in jail, as would you have if it had been done to you. It's exactly that kind of attitude that sparked this kind of video. The Twilight saga promotes all sorts of ILLEGAL activities, which you have already admitted that you would partake in under the right circumstances. And clearly that talentless hack of a writer, Meyer, supports this sort of behavior else she would have spoken out against it. Instead she continues on with necrophiliac pedophile dreams and lusts about a vampire (read: corpse) who stalks her. This woman needs to be locked away for her own safety as well as the safety of those around her.

and the lonely single horny one strikes again!!

the underlying desperation in your posts are getting a bit obvious now. by the way.... do you secretly want to get into necrophilia? you seem to go on about it so much... i mean forgetting the fact that this is a work of FICTION and FANTASY - you comment on it as if the movie was being streamed in real time... or are you just confused? what did the therapist say?... go on.. tell...

my favorite part of the movie is the ghostland observatory song at about 1:30.
I really, really don't like twilight either. It's awful literature... and the films aren't much better. But then again, many haters of twilight probably like nickleback or something. all I'm sayin is shit's versatile. Most twilight haters like something else shitty, possibly more shitty than twilight.

But twilight really, really sucks. And I hate how the soundtrack is so good... giving awesome music to people who don't understand or appreciate it at all.

wow. Kudos. For real. My good friend is a HUGE fan of this mediocrity, and she conned me into seeing the first movie. I am SO not wasting my time with the second one. Again, THANK YOU! ^_^

"^_^"?!?!

can you just go kill yourself now

i'm sorry. this was not funny at all. i am on this guy's side with not getting the twilight craze, but come on... have a little human decency. wow.

the reason why so many people didn't catch on right away that they were being punked? because they didn't realize anyone was SO BORED with their own life that they would bother to pull a stunt like this.

Funny Guy : "They rape you in your sleep !"
dumbass crowd: " YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!! UUUUHHHHHAAA!! AWESOOOOOOOOME! TWILIGHT !"

oh dude.. these nutcases of twilight-girlies :P

take your meds dude

fucking awesome.

Umm, maybe you should have read the book before you judge. Because the movie isn't the same. The book is much better and captures the characters in a much better light. I have been a fan of Twilight since sophomore year of high school. I am now a freshman in college. I was actually a fan before the craze hit and EVEN before TALK of making a movie started. No one was reading the book at my school except me. The all looked down an went, "why are you reading a book with a person holding an apple on it, that is stupid." Then they all started reading it! And BOOM, the craze at my school started. The book was in everyone's hands-- even the teachers! So, maybe you should read the book before you post this nonsense on here. It was rude of you to do that. If you havn't anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You don't need to mess with true fans of something. Grow up.

The book captures the characters better? How much better do you need to capture a klutz and a "chagrined Adonis"? I mean really? Eddie is always so "chagrined" and always compared to Adonis. And how long has he been in high school without getting laid? And really, how awkward is that going to be when Bella-sue is 60 and Eddie still has the body of 17 year old corpse? Hell, when Bella-sue is 20 there's going to be legal issues. Add in that Eddie can't even legally drink or smoke if he wanted to. Yeah. Good. You bought into a "plain Jane's" masturbatory aid and enjoy it.

*yawn*... Oh where you saying something? Still don't care. :)

That the movie isn't the same is a given, but you can not deny that the books and movies not only depict but glorify illegal activities, including stalking, necrophilia, and pedophilia. Not only that, and while this isn't illegal it is certainly just as wrong, it goes against everything women have fought for for how many decades now? But if that's what you want, put down the book, get in the kitchen to cook a man some food, and pump out some babies, not only that, but be happy to do so. If people aren't to say anything about Twilight unless it's something nice, nobody with any sense would ever say anything about it. Well, except for that it ends, that's about the only good thing about it. And that's not even touching on the reactions of the Cult of Twilight to the books/movies.

Actually, I just thought of something good about Twilight. These idiot girls who won't settle for anything less than Edward, or who compare their relationships to Bella-Sue and Edward, if they continue that behavior, they will never breed, and we will be spared a generation of such inane drivel.

can i just make a WILD guess here...

are you single and horny?

I was hoping it was an actual intervention.. Like the show. This was basically some guy going "Twilight suckslol!!"
Good idea.. execution poor. I'm not sure what to think about it lol

haha!!! i love twilight but that is soooooooooooooo funnii!!! :D

ummm where is the video?

lol, wicked funny. (even tho I <3 the series)
but just wanted to comment that it was great to hear Ghostland Observatory playing in yr vdo!!! :D

HAHAHA that was funny!

He did it for the lulz.

Twilight fans would make good organ donors.

yo rick! you're last decade...

move on already!

Someone should have burned that theater with all those idiots inside! Fuck twlight and those stupid emos who likes that crap!!