LOL: Twilight Intervention

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Twilight fans don’t know anything about vampires or vampire movies… So Skyler Stone decided to stage a Twilight intervention in Los Angeles. Twilight fans show up to what they think is the red carpet premiere of The Twilight Saga: New Moon only to discover that they are not going to be seeing Twilight, but instead will be forced into a vampire intervention. Watch the video after the jump.


via: Buzzfeed

  • Awesome.
  • JD
    They should have done this for the Michael Jackson movie premiere, ha! Imagine how pissed the people would be we he started talking about how they're all crying for a pedophile. Oh, wow....
  • Wes
    They really should have. HE'S DEAD! WE GET IT!
  • Floyd
    That, my friends, was fucked up.
  • Mili
    T'was indeed fucked up. It is not our job to judge him now.
  • k-boy
    they probably would have moon walked out
  • tht guy
    the response i would expect from a grade A Tool..
  • John
    If anyones a pedophile here its you.

    Ignorant scab
  • anon
    haha lol
  • balls
    shut your face dick lick
  • DJ
    I can't stand this whole phenomenon. But this guy is a prick. How pathetic do you have to be to crap all over someone else's good time. This clown needs a punch to the larynx.
  • Abe
    This is america. Its what we do. If you have a problem with shit like this go to Canada.
  • Brianna
    i was hoping this would be atleast a little funny, turns out this wasnt funny.... at all. those are comedians? they suck.
  • Margaret
    As one of the few girls who is immune to the rampaging avalanche of teenage-romance crap that is the Twilight phenomenon, I would like to applaud this intervention and ditto Alex's "awesome." Is it possible to request one for my town, too? Also, for an explanation of the tween vampire plague, please see theoatmeal.com's "How Twilight Works."
  • Guest
    HAHAHAHAHA classic
  • Ash
    This man is incredibly brave, I'm surprised they didn't tear him limb from limb.

    I take my hat off to him for pulling such a brilliant stunt,and somehow managing to survive to tell the tale.
  • Brett
    If it were anyone other than adults he would have been in serious trouble... thank god for embarrassment to save the day
  • jeff
    lol, they wouldn't have if they were a bunch of pussies who think that vampires are hopeless romantics.....
  • matt
    yea, because twilight fans are the baddest motherfuckers on the planet!!!!!! fuck off pussy
  • Troll Slayer
  • jimb0
    So great!
  • Andrew
    I WANT TO DO THAT
  • Tyrant
    Hahah what a flock of retards! Well done
  • Octoberist
    it's one of those things when I have to say that they are mostly a flock of good looking-to-hot 'retards'.
  • Whatss12
    it's not as if they filmed every single person that came through the doors. I'm not sure that they would like to film the uglies there...
  • montimer
    Yes it's funny, but it's also overwhelmingly spiteful.

    There really was no need for it, and the way they focus on the girl at the end is appalling.

    Regardless of what you think of the film or it's fans surely we shouldn't be encouraging cunts to make jokes at the expense of film fans.
  • Octoberist
    i know it's suppose to be mean, but it's yeah, it's mean. But nobody got hurt.

    I wonder if the girls had to sign a contract so they can use their likeness. (or not, they would get blurred out)
  • montimer
    I suspect that the tickets would have explicitly stated that they would be filmed. If not, posters around the venue almost certainly would have.
  • Ionix
    Umm. What film? Twilight is not a film. It is a disgrace.
  • BrendonConnelly
    Of course it's a film. Just a film. Well, *some* films. And *some* books.
  • badjoke
    It's a movie, not a film. There's a difference. Film is an art.
  • tclark
    actually film is what the movie is captured on...
  • @ badjoke Hello there, Mr. Nitpicker. "Film" covers the art form, moving images and the movie industry.
  • No Really.
    Butthurt twilight fan spotted.
  • yousucktoo
    appalling? I think not, i bet you somehow know that girl and you are her! she acted like a air-head elitist ass and thats what she got
  • forte1989
    Why not? It was funny, and its not like she didn't deserve it. Humor is humor and this was hilarious.
  • Brittany
    How was that funny? And how did she deserve it? All those people had an interest in seeing a movie, they put in their personal time just to have some douche decide to tell them that something they're honestly interested in is stupid and worthless. There's nothing funny about that. Its rude. Its just a really shitty thing to do. That girl wanted to talk to the guy, I'm sure to express her frustration at being duped that way. They didn't have any right to treat anyone that way, and they definitely didn't have a right to do that to her.
  • forte1989
    I'm sorry if you can't see the humor in the fact that twilight is stupid and a waste of time. Generally, I'm content to go about my business and let people like what they like. But twilight is the exception. Its retarded. Its absurd. And anyone who likes and thinks it is well written or well made is an idiot. So yes, I take great delight in seeing fans of it humiliated. And if that makes me wrong, then I am very content in not being right.
  • Paz
    ...He did mention they were at a magic theatre. The fans were too stupid to realize that they couldn't see a movie there. I'm not saying they deserved it, but it deffinitely says something about the intelligence of the people at the theatre. And actually, they did have the right to do that to her. I'm pretty sure it falls under freedom of speech. That should be easy to double check; my dad IS a lawyer, afterall...
  • Vikking
    You are the reason people shouldn't sleep with their cousins. I'm pretty sure you family tree doesn't fork. I'm also sure you have no idea what that means either.
  • Jenny
    Raging Twitard spotted.
  • MamaKatie
    I agree. By him doing this, he's saying that his ideas and time are more valuable than everyone else's. Whether you like Twilight or not, it's a shitty thing to do. I think it was a good idea, but the execution was poor and I was expecting more if they wanted to prove that we don't know what a real vampire is. And, as someone there, it's not idiotic if they tell you it's a screening, not the actual premiere and you call the place, asking if this is legit, and they tell you that Summit rented out the room, where there is a viewing room. And uh, I'm NOT a lawyer, Paz, but I'm pretty sure falsifying information about who is renting out the room, pretending you're representing a major company when you're not could be grounds for suing someone...and that's just common sense :)
  • I think we as a species have a moral obligation to encourage making jokes at the expense of Twilight fans. It is an evolutionary imperative.
  • Astaroth
    We should totally be encouraging people to make fun of them.
  • Tyler
    You are a fucking faggot.
    People have been making jokes about film fans since Star Wars. Get the fuck over it, loser.
  • montimer
    Seems like they made fun of you one time too often. All that impotent rage. Thank God for the internet where you can vent it.
  • luis
    he is from team edward hahahahaha
  • MonsterKilledThePilot
    That was hilarious! "Bologna."
  • ScanCase
    I love the fact that the girl at the end was making a big scene. Instead of just taking the joke in good faith she wanted some kind of compensation.

    These fans deserve it, it's a horrible film filled with stilted dialog, stiff acting, a protagonist that does nothing, and a plot that goes ultimately no where. The only people they have to blame for this is themselves.
  • montimer
    No-one deserves it.

    Regardless of how crappy a film is if you like it, it's your choice. You don't deserve to have that sort of treatment.

    Personally I'm sick to the back teeth of all the Avatar love, but I'm not going to ruin someone's day over it.
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