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Back in January of this year, the world outside may have been cold and barren and gripped by the dead of winter, but my heart was warm. Because reports came that the proposed Screen Gems remake of Fright Night had died a quiet death. But everyone knows what happens in stories about monsters and the undead: the Big Bad is never really dead the first time. And every once in a while, when it surges back onto the screen, it wins and gets to stick around.

So it is with the Fright Night remake. Housed at Dreamworks since May, the potential film has now been given a writer, and not a bad one at that.

THR reports that the writer given the task of redoing and updating the film is Marti Noxon, who has been a producer and writer on some significant television: Mad Men, Grey’s Anatomy and Buffy. (She was showrunner on Buffy for the last couple seasons.)

OK, interesting choice. You’ve got my attention. So what will the story be? In Tom Holland’s 1985 original, a kid discovers that his new next-door neighbor is a vampire. After some ‘boy who cried wolf’ problems, he faces down the creature with help from his girlfriend (Amanda Bearce!), a fellow horror movie junkie named Evil Ed and the aging host of a late-night horror TV show. Part of the reason we heard the Screen Gems version died was a desire to deviate significantly from the original plot, and that a suitable screenplay was never devised.

The trade says the plan is to keep the horror/comedy tone but update the effects, which is becoming boilerplate conversation when talking about the remake of a film with a large or specific fanbase. “No, we just want to update it, just polish it up a bit.” But the late-night horror movie show host is fairly antiquated as a character. Maybe the kids will join forces with Harry Knowles? And will the remake retain the gay subtext (it’s just barely subtext) of the original film? For that matter, will it hire an actor who’ll go on to do gay porn afterward, just like Stephen Geoffreys did? So many questions!

Fright Night is a fantastic film. It has great performances and some excellent practical effects. The idea that ‘updating’ might be neccessary is silly. (The DVD needs updating, though!) But Noxon has some great credits in the resume, so now I’m curious. Her past work suggests she might be just right to help create a film that could parallel the original.

Crackle is streaming the original film for a while, so you can check it out there if you’ve never seen it. (Note that it is NSFW.)

  • jesskelly
    This was one of the best reviews I've read in a very long time. The closing paragraph was nice.

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  • With 'The Twilight Saga' booming like it is, this vampire effort was bound to be remade. I guess we can only hope they do it justice.
  • jimmybfresco
    I really liked this movie and I'm not too interested in a remake if it just tells the same story. But Stephen geoffreys imdb page was pretty funny when I stumbled acrossed it while looking up this movie to figure out why I never seen him in anything else even the sequel.

    This film was ripped off for this syfy channel movie "Never cry Werewolf", it was pretty goofy for what it was.
  • ambient_indie
    YES! The dvd NEEDS an update. hahaha!
  • tek
    still waiting for the remake of the reboot of the re imagining of planet of the apes.
  • bigmansmallmouth
    Do love Marti Noxon. Like in a weird celebrity crush way. Additionally that I love her scripts. Looking forward.
  • wonka bar
    I disagree with a remake of the flick no matter how talented the writer; but a little advice for whatever actor the studio chooses to play the role of Jerry Dandrich.....Johnny Depp said it best when he was interviewed about playing Willy Wonka, he said instead of trying to fill Gene Wilder's shoes...he just made a new pair (and Johnny created a great Wonka!).
    So I hope whoever the actor is, he takes the character of Jerry Dandrich to a whole new place...don't try to imitate Chris Sarandon's performance or you will get your feelings hurt.
  • maherjimmy
    To make any alleged horror movie PG-13 is just simply full on retarded. The whole point of seeing a 'horror' movie is to have you at least a bit frightened. It is ridiculous to think that you can be scared by a movie that has been essentially made for preteens and teens. These movies are generally boring and not scary in the least bit. My 13 yr old niece doesn't even like them and she LOVES horror movies. Hell, even my 7 yr old daughter thinks they're boring too. Then again she is a HUGE Jason fan too.
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  • James77
    I want this remake to happen! Why ? So I can get the deluxe DVD that would be released when the remake hits theaters
  • topheavy
    Hollywood should be regulated to remaking B-movies from the 80's, burton included.
  • Octoberist
    what's so funny is that even with the success of Paranormal Activity and the cult following of Trick R Treat, they're still wanting to remake 80s horror movies.
  • wonka bar
    I don't know about you guys, but bring on the remake of "Tag-the assassination game!"
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