JJ Abrams to Dose Us With 500 Rads

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With their now expected levels of secrecy and sneakiness, it seems that JJ Abrams and Bad Robot are already deep into bringing a mysterious movie called 500 Rads to the screen. At least that’s if it will be called 500 Rads and this isn’t just some kind of hazy-fantazy codename.

The leaked information so far pegs the film at a sweet little $25 million budget and alleges that production will take place in Europe. The story was apparently formulated by Abrams who handed it off to Jeff Pinkner to write the screenplay, and now it seems that some other scribes from the Bad Robot mafia will be taking a pass too while Pinker gets busy at the Fringe again.

Seeing as their source has told them to expect 500 Rads to fall in the vein of both Cloverfield and 28 Days Later, and because they’ve researched enough to find out that Rads refers to radiation, Pajiba are speculating that this might be a zombie picture of some kind. I’m just thinking there’s video cameras involved.

My research into radiation has yielded little more of any definite use, though I can tell you that 500 Rads is the absorbed dose that will turn a guy sterile - a woman would need to be hit by 600 Rads - so there’s an off chance that Abrams and co. are playing with fertility sci-fi, ala Children of Men, ZPG and so on. Having said that, other sources I surfed to in my research told me that 500 Rads would be enough to kill you… well, I guess the dead are pretty sterile. I await the actual factuals from our well informed readership in the comments section below.

Seeing as there’s no director attached as yet, this could be a project Abrams himself decides to take ownership of. On the other hand, it probably won’t be and he’ll pull in somebody else.

I’m pretty sure this is a separate and distinct project from Abrams’ previously announced earthquake movie. That one had David Seltzer involved, for one thing… and while I can tie radiation and seismic shifts together quite easily, it doesn’t really add up.

  • ryz
    Come on JJ give us Cloverfield 2 already.
  • The a
    simple fact that it's Abrams and a small secret production is enough to piqué my interest. but ID like to see Cloverfield 2 eventually
  • supguys
    fallout movie please!
  • Could this possibly be a Fallout movie?

    I almost had a nerdgasm when I saw that headline.

    Please, please, please let this be a Fallout movie with JJ Abrams involved.
  • TheGreenMalice
    That was the first thing I thought too. I doubt it is Fallout though.
  • Chuchundra
    Actually, 500 RADs is approximately the LD50 for an acute radiation dose. i.e., about half the people exposed to such a dose will die.
  • Radiography Class of 2010
    LD 50/30 is about 400 rad. LD100/30 is about 600 rad.
  • Brian
    Also, the unit is rad not rads.
  • No Really.
    On a related note, I would suck off the devil himself for a good movie based on the Stalker games.
  • Jon
    Naw, I think any production of a Stalker movie would be plagued by film-stock problems, the cinematographer storming off the production, and accidental exposure to radiation, eventually killing most of the cast and crew. That being said, it sure would be tense and aesthetically pleasing!
  • topheavy
    Stalker was better than a good movie... now suck.
  • topheavy
    I am referring to Stalker by Tarkovsky, and it is concerning the same story.
  • Hey if it is in vein of those two movies, then most likely it will interest me enough to buy a ticket late at night.
  • 500 rads = 28647.88975654116 degrees. Just sayin...
  • Radiography Class of 2010
    1 rad =100 erg/g
  • Radiography Class of 2010
    1 roentgen (R) = 1 rad = 1 rem, roughly
  • Why do we jump when JJ blinks?
  • freemachine
    This ain't nothing. Just wait until the first viral website is spotted...it will be pure madness in here.
  • F*ck you're so right. *steers clear*
  • lucascott
    you think that is bad. you should see what happens when he farts
  • ryz
    A smoke monster is born?
  • probot
    If this is a JJ Abrams zombie film, this should be pretty exciting.
  • Hey Brendon, you mentioned "a la Children of Men or ZPG..."

    What's ZPG?
  • lucascott
  • Well thanks for offering a link. That's definitely it.
  • lucascott
    well if it is a codename and it's a fertility thing maybe he's taking up Y The Last Man
  • Bara
    I wonder if it's related to the Dark Tower. The series primarily takes place in a post-apocalyptic world that was (or at least, hinted at being) destroyed by nuclear bombs (hence, the rads). I'm still waiting to hear anything about a DT-related project by Abrams (which was announced a few years ago but haven't heard anything since).
  • Resident01
    Probably not. Lindelof and Cuse are a part of that, and they've said they're not moving forward until Lost is done.
  • Jon DuBB
    Fuck LOST.

    I want Dark Tower.

    I want Dark Tower done well.
  • RichardFannin
    Hey now! Lost is amazing, and has deep roots in The Stand!
  • topheavy
    Fallout... you heard it here first.
  • topheavy
    ... but not by me
  • Radiography Class of 2010
    The unit of radiation absorbed dose,rad, should never have an 's' on the end. 2 rad, 3 rad, etc.not 2 rads, 3 rads, or 500 rads. Also, the unit rad should be all lower case.rad is an acronym for radiation absorbed dose.
    Thanks
  • freemachine
    *raises hand* Will this be on the exam?
  • RichardFannin
    I want this to be Fallout. J. J. Abrams is already one of the greatest film makers ever, and this would be icing on the cake. And to Adam Hall, if this is Fallout, that nerdgasm will be universal!
  • corndogburglar
    come on guys, Fallout or Dark Tower would take SO much more money than 25,000 dollars.
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