Short Circuit

We’ve known that Dimension would remake Short Circuit, and we’ve known that Robot Chicken writer Dan Milano would be scripting. Now we’ve got a director: Steve Carr. Who? How about this: he’s the guy who directed Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

I haven’t seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop. It might be more funny than a lot of people would like to admit. (I doubt it, but trying to be fair here.) But knowing that I have no interest in seeing Paul Blart, I’m looking at Carr’s resume to get an idea of what to expect. Maybe Paul Blart wasn’t really his fault. Let’s see…we’ve got Next Friday to start with. Funny enough, not a bad start. Then…uh-oh. Dr. Doolittle 2. Daddy Day Care and the very aptly titled Are We Done Yet? Yikes. I’m glad I had no particular ties to this remake in the first place.

Dan Milano replaced original creators S.S. Wilson and Brent Maddock, but he’s reportedly penned a fairly faithful update of the original film. Variety calls it ” a robot reboot that brings the iconic Johnny 5 into the 21st century,” which jibes with what we ran when Milano was hired. Then he said he wanted to take advantage of advancements in robotics, though how that would affect the story beyond adding some extra options to flesh out the origin and capabilities of Johnny 5 is tough to predict.

If you’re looking at Carr’s resume and thinking Dimension is just out to create a broadly appealing film that can rope in the largest family fan base possible, you’re exactly right. Variety says “Short Circuit fits into Dimension’s priority of making franchise films, a list that includes Scream 4, Spy Kids 4, Clive Barker’s Hellraiser [with which they've been having quite a tough time], Scanners [not that again] and An American Werewolf in London.

  • Name
    Sheez! They already remade Short Circuit - it was called WALL-E...
  • moviefan
    I hope this turns out to be a good adaption on the character. I totally loved the two original films as a kid. I also read on another site this time johnny 5 will befriend a boy and his family. Its an interesting change. I hope it works out. I do wonder why did SS wilson and Brent Maddock original series writers, get the bump off the project. I would have liked if they stayed on board and maybe if one of them directed it. Hopefully it will be a decent take.
  • cdub321
    As long as Mahoney(oops mean guttenburg) is in.....so am I
  • Count this as one of the leading headlines I did not expect to read this year.
  • Kyle
    The shortstory that scanners is based on "The Second Variety" by Phillip K. Dick is incredible and it irritates me that the movie got such a terrible script treatment.
  • Fir3Wolf
    I was a fan of both the Short Circuit movies when I was younger. I don't have that much faith in this though.
  • locknarr
    Robot Chicken has writers? I assumed they just got baked and started playing with their old toys, and the fart and poop jokes just flowed from their minds and onto the screen, like poop.
  • quintushalls
    If I recall, it is written by manatees.
  • MiraFlor
    nooo, plus don't remake this movie. please please please
  • dagreenman18
    well, this project is now dead to me. Paul Blart was boring an unfunny and its only saving grace was that it had the cute OCD redhead from Glee.
  • Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy?!
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