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Repeat the following name after me three times: Ti West. Ti West. Ti West. Pray that Hollywood doesn’t tuck him into its throbbing succubus and then wring his brilliance out into its rancid, gold spittoon gifted by Dubai. With The House of the Devil, one of the most gorgeous, sexy, and vital horror films in recent memory, the 29-year-old writer/director has bowled me over. I haven’t been this excited by an independent film from a new, uncompromising voice in modern cinema since Jody Hill’s The Foot Fist Way. If you follow my work at /Film, oh shit, you know what that means: I might proceed to drive my unwieldy love-cart off a cliff that is this oncoming jump…so if you choose not to follow, I’ll leave you with an echo. “Take those greedy scumbags at Platinum Dunes hostage, tie them up at the bottom of a Lake and force them to watch THOTD a million times…Happy Halloween.” The pool will be good for Mr. Devin. This is the best horror film of 2009.

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The Quasi-Sexist and Sexual History that Brought Forth The House of the Devil, and the Current State of Survival Girl Horror in Pop Culture

Much like this review, The House of the Devil is a love-letter to the awesomeness that is the unsure, hot chick. I’m not the first writer to suggest that the horror film—particularly the Survival Girl niche—can serve as the ultimate, if culturally-maligned, platform for young guys to reveal and bask in the myriad strengths, vulnerabilities, and attractiveness of the female; and really what is Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill if not the genre’s archetype Survival Girl marching into a kung-pow spaghetti Western fantasia? And his Death Proof but a botched head-on fetish collision with the genre’s idea that audiences should adore a female star(s) and then flinch as she faces death (fulfilled in Inglourious Basterds) or worse? Why the need to bring Tarantino up at all in my review? Well, Tarantino brought many of these genre notions to the aughts’ zeitgeist and to academia, and quite loudly so. He also treats his female characters with the care and attention, unlike so many Hollywood genre films, that Ti West exhibits here with The House of the Devil.

Some of my thoughts about horror films, past and present, might sound taboo and sexist if not for decades of cinematic precedent, alongside numerous essays on the subject. The horror film is one of the greatest manifestations and mediums allowed the male psyche, for men to unreservedly express the complicated inner need to vault amazing girls up totems of perfection and then, without IRL complicity, drag them to hell thereafter. The ending to these types of films can be a highly personal thing, inspired by past relationships, neurotic complexes, artistic flourish, and more than a little depravity under the guise of fun. Search, worship, get your heart brokenDestroy.

I’ve always found the best horror (The Texas Chain Saw MassacreWes Craven’s ANOES) to contain an essential purity by way of primality. Such films deal in sex and death, and therefore are not mainstream, or indie or arty, or a footstool for the Academy. The terror in such films simmers inherently in the bones of women and girls and, however inexplicably, in front of the cameras and eyes of guys. Thus, many of these genre entries are agreeably disregarded for being cheap and low-brow to the point of exploitation—earning cultural value only in retrospect, like so much pornography from decades past.

But today, horror is arguably in a more stagnant state than ever before, with big companies like Platinum Dunes inexplicably exploiting the past’s low budget exploitation with their corporate-jock remakes and capitalistic coldness. The horror genre was and remains a dependable source for easy cash—the Weinsteins are currently betting on it as they always have. But to me as a horror fan and not a market analyst, it seems like the core horror franchises that an entire generation has grown up with should finally be updated and treated with a better eye for titillation. If only Tarantino had directed the Friday the 13th that exists in his head to drive this point home.

Many of today’s horror films decidedly place rote, serious acts of torture above the human sensation of being scared at wit’s end by darkness and the unknown, and by being turned on by the unknown that is the opposite sex. Unlike millions of girls walking the streets, female characters in today’s horror films seem increasingly generic and lame to me. They lack style so as to be unattractive, as if popped from a lab of tanning bed ditzes (i.e. Los Angeles’ girls forever < New York’s). I don’t care whether the female characters in so many of the aughts’ horror films die or live or get naked while doing both. They’re too fake to die and too dumb to live.

The state of American horror and the presentation of females therein is funny because a lot of today’s non-amateur porn has the same freaking problem. There’s a reason why Brett Ratner loves Playboy: like a lot of the dudes at Platinum Dunes, his taste in pussy is as boring and airbrushed as his filmmaking. And there is a reason why American Apparel’s ads and models have subbed in for the shower scene-slasher and the porno of late, and intertwined with the latter so as to help redefine mainstream sexual preference. Never underestimate the power of the right pair of socks on the right girl’s legs to rack up millions (of dollars from girls and vicarious fantasies from guys). I’m surprised that we still don’t see this effect in horror films today.

Horror and slasher films were created by men, and to this day they still are all over the world. Survival girl horror exists as a niche of one-sided, violent poetry, on this side of reality. But when Survival Girl horror is done right, to its ideal, when the director is as artistically passionate and knowing as Ti West, the smart girls in the audience will swoon in fear as well.  They will get the film, think about the appeal and male process, and accept it. Without spoiling anything, the film signifies an arrival for Ti West in more ways than one, and if it doesn’t change the genre’s notions of style and sex appeal, at least West will in due time.

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They Don’t Make ‘Em Like This Anymore: The Masterful Period Piece Atmosphere of The House of the Devil and Its Odd Theme of Duality

While viewing, a friend of mine offered the following, “This could have been a really gay Urban Outfitters-type of film. [minutes later] Jesus Christ. I can’t believe this guy pulled the ’80s off.” This is going to be a major point of contention for The House of the Devil: is it simply a style-over-substance homage to the ’80s, that rare decade that actually matched its later mythicization in terms of romantic, youthful cool? Moreover, if one did not actually experience the ’80s, does the film not hold as much meaning and enticement, is it not as good sans memories of dope, broke babysitters who arrived wearing headphones sans iPhones and iPods when a parent(s) left for dinner? Time will tell, but I can’t recall another horror film this decade that utilized the ’80s so as to be a classy period piece. A recurring, early observation from fans and angry detractors of the film alike is that THOTD could easily be mistaken for an unreleased movie from the year it’s set. One need not be a seasoned elitist of style and nostalgia or a font Nazi—though the title screen and poster’s choices are tops—to be in awe of this.

But much like the performance by its lead star, newcomer Jocelin Donahue—picture a young Karen Allen as a well-read model—there is bewitching subtlety at work on the fetching surface and beneath it. One quick-trigger criticism of the film will be that not much happens for three quarters of the movie, okay? But West is telling the story of a girl who is fated to encounter absolute horror on a day marked with college-age stress, loneliness, and transition.

Donahue’s young college student is named Samantha Hughes and she’s in the midst of leaving the dorms, where she lives with a delightfully horny and aimless stoner roommate, for a bedroom in a cozy two-story home. The film takes place across one day in her life, and this particular evening brings a much anticipated lunar eclipse. In another director’s hands, the event would be overdone and front-and-center, but in the life of West’s main character and creation, she is too preoccupied with arranging a payday to make rent and with social dissonance to care. Thus, West deliciously sprinkles the eclipse throughout, and when that shit goes down? It rocks.

When her future landlady (Dee Wallace)—a woman who seems schooled in certain realities—tells Samantha that she likes her and that she’s reminded of her daughter, the scene’s purpose is to emphasize Samantha’s general goodness as she enters adulthood. The landlady goes with her gut, and we are expected to do the same, which creates a fun juxtaposition. Part of the film’s charm in such scenes is that Samantha is obviously not aware of the film’s title—epic as to be smirk worthy—which looms over her day not unlike the titular, terrific Amityville-like house itself that we encounter later. In light of this, we know full and well that this two-story home is not meant to be her final destination.

A sense of general worry and frustration blankets Samantha, conjuring an unfortunate tarot card flickering deep down inside; from the start Donahue gives her the aura of adorable semi-defeat and later full-on doom. This is key to the film’s success. What’s more, Samantha’s surroundings of wet fall streets and a soporific town and campus do nothing to alleviate a black magik destiny. A second viewing allows one to pick up on other little details: church bells ring out to an overcast sky, not to warn Samantha but almost to mourn the inevitable loss of another chosen one to a darker force, to the devil itself. Eyes look back at her from a printed illustration on a pay phone.

A playful, recurring duality runs throughout the film that I really dig. Yet, it’s so ambiguous as to be weird as hell: Samantha is mentioned numerous times in the same breath as other females that we curiously never see: the landlady’s grown (possibly dead?) daughter, a troubled college girl who is moving out of Samantha’s “future home,” another girl who is up for the same babysitting gig as Samantha that’s mentioned below. These faceless girls begin to take on the role of subliminal ghosts. In fact, we arguably never even glimpse who Samantha is said to be babysitting later. A lot is hidden from her, and a la Rosemary’s Baby, the adults, if not all guilty here, know far more than she. Even the indulgent and lethargic behavior of her roommate seem to support that Samantha is of a different time, alienated by the outgoing, still existent loose morals of the ’70s (her roommate) and carefree entitlement of the early ’80s (her best friend).

When Samantha finds herself locked out of the dorms—her roommate (Heather Robb) is having wake-up sex—she walks past a kiosk of fluttering flyers done in magic marker for the eclipse. The flyers are easy for the audience to overlook—like tiny freckles across Samantha’s pale face—and this is where she finds a babysitter flyer, the ’s’ drawn as a dollar sign (to guessers amongst the audience, like a devil’s hat tip). This moment is accidental but fated. As in his previous indie features, The Roost and Trigger Man, West has a crazy flare for the journey more so than the destination; he’d rather craft a scene where a girl in tight jeans walks up to the library rather than see what happens inside it, even when said girl has a ticket to hell in her back pocket. This artistic preference is not lost on him: he knowingly offers a fucking shocker of a scene in the hang time to drive home the stakes.

There is also the duality between Samantha and her aforementioned well-off, blond best friend, Megan (Greta Gerwig), and the difference in their style, demeanor, and even their cheekbones should feel stereotypically forced—blond versus brunette, snooze—but instead their opposing mannerisms coalesce with equal parts sexiness and intrigue on screen. Of the many duality observations, my favorite revolves around—yes, seriously—scenes with bad pizza at the beginning and near the end. The connection between the pizza in these scenes is baffling as to be impossible; but West gets a kick from crafting cinematic art and entertainment from this terribly murky, cheesy plot contrivance, as it recalls many of the random loose ends used (or “un-used”) in horror films from the ’80s. In this case, he nearly leaves a thread to hook them together. Um, is it just a bad day for pizza in this town, or does it play into an ecliptic conspiracy (note the lingering shot of the chef statue, wtf?)? Or is the devil in it? All of the above? Pizzas for pentagrams, if you so choose.

One of most memorable uses of atmosphere in the film is when Megan and Samantha share a chat inside a favorite pizza parlor. The use of color in this scene is masterful, casually radiating orange to make one feel the soft warmth and texture of hot crust, wood paneling, and friendly booth conversation. You practically feel their escape from the dampness and the night’s approaching eclipse out of doors. “Feathered hair” will be mentioned per Greta’s performance, but her hairstyle is not used as an ironic wink or retro accent: paired with the way Megan pulls apart her pizza and holds her old-school paper Coke cup to her lips, Greta is giving a free lesson in classically messy, goof-ball sensuality. What bothers me is that I feel like these scenes will be passed off as empty only because they happen within an ‘09 horror film; these scenes contain such minutiae for feeling a la early Richard Linklater or Paul Thomas Anderson that they effortlessly build character. Like the evening’s eclipse in THOTD, scenes like this slide into place just the way West intended.

A good deal of the unsettling atmosphere is aided by the encroaching of silence with music. Choice cuts used in the film include Thomas Dolby’s wistful, rainy jam “One of Our Submarines” and Greg Kihn’s pepped-up, eerie “The Break-Up Song (They Don’t Write ‘Em).” I found the latter track to be a respectful, beyond worthy nod to the use of Blue Öyster Cult in the light-a-joint-and-drive scene from Halloween. The Dolby track is used during another of my favorite, original scenes in the film, when Megan and Samantha are driving out to the House. As the song plays softly on the radio, the girls drive down a deserted road alongside pitch blackness and dead trees. Their conversation is shot with reserved excitement from the backseat, as if the camera is a kid (rather than a stalker) who snuck into Megan’s car and hid under a blanket. The scene nails the priviness and giddiness of hearing two cool, stunning chicks intimately talk and share half-jokes in private.

Much of the music is by composer Jeff Grace, who has worked on LOTR: Return of the KingGangs of New York, and all of West’s previous low-budget features for Glass Eye Pix. When Samantha reaches the House, Grace’s traditional, instrumental score creeps in and begins to feel omnipresent even when it vanishes. At first, Grace’s keys mirror so many doomed yet careful footsteps up to the House, signaling those before Samantha. Once inside, the strings feel expressed by a darker, larger force not unlike the score from There Will Be Blood; both encapsulate a hypnotic power outside the bodies and minds of the respective main characters: unprecedented ambition mixed with atheism is replaced by doting innocence and Satanism.

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The Context and Contrast of the Ending with the Build-Up in The House of the Devil, and the Hyper-Awareness of Its Occult Scenes

There is one sentence that I hate more than any other in recent movie criticism: “I love this movie but it’s not for everyone.” I feel that to even write this sentence in regard to a positive opinion about an American film helps broaden a new fissure that separates American cinema from its once sacred role as art as populist unification. I can certainly understand why some viewers will not be fans of The House of the Devil, but to me, it offers enough reason and artistic value to see it regardless; and it warrants a proper explanation from those mature audience members who truly dislike it, given the care and attention that went into making it.

“Nothing happens in it,” and “The ending was cool but didn’t make up for the build-up,” are lazy statements that totally ignore what the film sets out to accomplish and, moreover, ignore what it accomplishes without fail in brilliant fashion. I honestly believe that, like Magnet’s Let the Right One In and director Tomas Alfredson last year, no other director could make this film better than Ti West. If one feels nothing from the combination of his exquisite cinematography, impeccable use of score and rock songs, amazingly dope girls/actresses, a clear understanding of horror past and present, and a color palette that ranks with any horror film: why? To me, this is like watching a day as curated by the dark side and being like, “That’s fucking it?”

Ti West has embedded the film with a deceptively dry sense of humor that is highlighted by the superb performances by Tom Noonan (Synecdoche, New York) and Mary Woronov (Rock ‘n’ Roll High School (!)) as the residents of The House of the Devil. As the off-putting, gentle yet unstable tall man, Mr. Ulman, who hires Samantha to be a babysitter for a single night, Noonan’s monotone delivery of his way-enigmatic lines conveys to the listener the benefit of the doubt and the unquestionable urge to flee. An unwieldy madness and anticipation can be sensed in his character, or perhaps it’s just the (timely?) toll of age and arthritic limbs.

As Mr. Ulman’s wife, Woronov is far more predatory, curling up beside Samantha like a re-animated cougar in admiration of her young skin. In minutes, Woronov has created one of the freakiest female characters I’ve seen recently, like Cruella De Vil times growing desperation and disease. Whatever their perversion, if there is any at all, these people are damaged and the stuff of nightmares. West and the actors know how to get your skin crawling, but there’s not exactly a tell-tale moment to scream at Samantha on the screen.

The climax of the film correlates with the duration and urgency of the eclipse, with West using a signature effect of a full moon from his previous horror film The Roost. Compared to how the rest of the film is shot by cinematographer Eliot Rockett, a very hyper-aware look takes over near the end, seemingly inspired by bloody giallo thrillers and poorly-lit matinees. Some of the preceding reality gives way to the deliberate notion that you’re watching a movie be a movie be a movie; but in the context of what is occurring in these scenes, the goal from my perspective is to express the outrageousness of the event in all its cinematic freakiness.

Years ago, these scenes might have played like Jacqueline Bisset’s famous chicken-foot encounter with voodoo natives in 1977’s The Deep, but the tone here feels like an appropriate update and just as violating. After so many movies, would such an event not feel overly cinematic and absurdly frightening to the point of being silly in real life to many of us?

If the last act is a minor risk, it does successfully have it both ways: alluding to the “cop out” endings of so many horror films that promise the world on the poster/trailer, yet rarely deliver; and tastefully forgoing a more instantly satisfying cheap-scare, buzzing ending (a la Paranormal Activity) for one that makes you consider the many facets of the film’s horror and its creative inspirations. (And to have a lot of fun doing so, of course.) I do find it surprising that some film-fluent viewers don’t see the film’s ending as both a funny play on open-ended genre resolution and as an inspired touch of directorial symbolism. If anything, after all that Samantha has been through in our eyes, in the end, as with Tarantino and his numerous female creations, it’s for Ti West to have his way with her, not Satan or…a studio exec.

/Film Rating: 9.666/10 (needs tits)

The Best Horror Film of 2009 and one of my Top Five Movies of 2009

Hunter Stephenson can be reached at h.attila/gmail and on twitter.

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  • Pat
    This is one of my most anticipated. I tried to watch it on Amazon OnDemand but you have to be a yankee. It better hit torrent sites soon.

    It also has one of the best poster sets ever.
  • Agreed. Had my poster framed yesterday: http://is.gd/4hMi8
  • socklogic
    expertly crafted gourd pipe.
  • DevastaSHAWN
    soo what happens when u get the poster framed but u don't like the movie?
  • mudywaters
    Hunter, you have convinced me to see this after your lengthy and very informative article.
  • CyT
    Hunter, you have also convinced me to see this. Infact you have me pretty bloody excited to go see it.
  • Matt
    Boy oh boy is this movie great, choosing to write a 6 page love letter about it for school. I want those posters hanging from my walls asap! It's at times hard to control the excitement I have for this movie. I really hope it does well so we can see some more goodness soon.
  • Dynamite. Loved this movie. Glad to see someone pushing it on the unsuspecting public. THOUGH - i didn't love the ending. But alas, great movie none-the-less. Creeped me out, man!
  • I'm interested in what Hunter meant by the 'inspired touch of directorial symbolism' of the ending. I found the ending to be a slight let-down, an all too obvious one. Now - I LOVED this movie, I'm just interested in Hunter's take on a few of the elements. The other element that i couldn't get my head around was 'mother.' I don't wanna give anything away here - but I was surprised by the character's appearance, and found it took me out of the film a bit. Anyone else? Talk NOW!
  • hm a 9.666 because it needs tits, oh where is Platinum Dunes when you need them.
  • joe
    is this film going to be released in theatres?
  • Not sure if this is a double-post in the system: Limited release/select cities on Oct. 30, will likely expand a la Paranormal Activity if the interest is there (I hope!). It's also available on VOD. Strong season for Magnet with THOTD and Bronson.
  • Jen
    I am interested in seeing this film, but if it's as good as The Foot Fist Way, which you also love, then I will be disappointed. TFFW is absolutely terrible and I guess the director was uncompromising in his vision of presenting a dull curse laden framework of a film posing as a feature length comedy. Also, way to be sensitive to your female readers on /film. Needs tits? Yes, you do.
  • Long read but a damn good one, Hunter. Well put-together, informative and enlightening.
  • Hope we can House Of The Devil abroad soon. I hate reading too much about a film before I can check it out.
  • "Never underestimate the power of the right pair of socks on the right girl’s legs "
    that sentence says it all
  • jeff25
    I don't know. I've heard the ending is terrible in other reviews.

    A lot of people praised High Tension a few years back, but the twist ending (to me) reduced it to nothing more than your standard slasher. We shall see.
  • henry
    Also, I forgot to ask, where'd you get the movie poster at?!
  • Hope it doesn't suck like The FootFist Way.
    The internet got me pumped for that film for over a year, then I finally see it and it kind of sucked. Hope this film isn't the same.
  • rockinrors
    lol, it DOES need tits.
  • probot
    Better than the brilliant Drag Me To Hell and Trick 'R Treat? I almost watched this on Amazon demand but I must hold back and wait October 30th when it's released into a theater (hopefully) near me.
  • Trick 'r Treat is a very fun anthology movie with nice production values and plenty of ideas, so as to be an annual franchise and tradition. However, I think THOTD transcends the horror genre and can be considered a serious film---not due to the subject matter---but in regards to craft and a keen eye for capturing a decade long since romanticized and made overtly kitsch.

    When I saw Drag Me to Hell this summer, I loved it, considered it a possible contender for my top 10 of the year. However, viewing it twice since at home, I now feel that it doesn't hold up as well, especially when compared to Raimi's Evil Dead trilogy. While I was originally of the belief that Raimi really did a number with the PG-13 rating---a common observation---I now feel like the film's close proximity to an R, and its constraint from reaching the R-rated levels of Evil Dead 2, is a detriment. It's a cool film, great to see a horror legend return to what he knows best imo, and great to see Universal back it alongside Land of the Lost, but it's not an important or superlative work. Perfect for Halloween though.

    The House of the Devil is earning comparisons from me and others to early Paul Thomas Anderson, Roman Polanski, and Wes Craven. It's built to last and works as art. It's a wake-up call to audiences who have forgotten that horror can reach these artistic levels, and marks the crossover arrival of a new auteur on the scene.
  • yaymovies!
    Jesus fuck. I forgot that you were a Land of the Lost apologist. Thank god I read that right before I was about to shell out my indeterminate amount of weird microsoft money to watch THOTD on Xbox Live.

    And goddamn dude, trim your articles a little bit, we aren't here to read your cinema studies papers.
  • Itri12
    You're a fucking idiot.
  • Django
    I agree. I thought I was in for something a little less gratuitous.
    Writing wise.

    I like collider's setup, where he breaks down point for point what he's discussing in the upcoming article or interview.

    You guys should hang out more. I'll see this movie on video, most likely - and project Drag me to Hell on my walls during my Halloween party this year. No socks necessary.
  • Respect
    Wow, way to knock on Platinum Dunes only to punctuate your entire article with such a shallow comment. I'll be avoiding your writings in the future.
  • Are you saying that knocking Platinum Dunes and liking nice tits makes me a hypocrite? This is not an essay against the use of hot naked females in horror movies. I would like to see West add a few breasts to the mix, big deal.
  • acidinyourmouth
    I have to question this review, only because of Ti West's credentials. I recently watched Cabin Fever 2 and was truly amazed at how god awful it was. And The Roost, truly terrible. Have you seen these movies, or is this your first Ti West experience?
  • I have not seen Cabin Fever 2. I spoke with West today and he referred to it as an "Alan Smithee movie," so that should say a lot. His struggle on that film versus the studio is well-documented online, take a Google.

    Per The Roost, I like it but no where near the level that I like THOTD. I think it shows a lot of promise from a young filmmaker. It's nice to see some of The Roost's cooler signatures (Noonan, the moon shot) appear here as West's skills advance and become richer. I feel similarly about Trigger Man, but that's probably his most polarizing work for those who have seen the three.
  • Mike
    I dug this movie as a pretty solid throwback and I really loved West's direction and performances (particularly Jocelin Donahue, who MUST get more work), but the story sort of fell flat for me. The second act dragged on a bit too long and the third act was immediate and generally pretty absurd in comparison the the amount of tension and seriousness built up for the first two thirds of the film. Still fairly enjoyable. It might grow on me over time.

    Also - the score was fantastic, especially the song over the opening credit sequence.
  • bnitro
    Xbox live has this in HD for download. I will definitely check it out now.
  • Meh. Caught this on Xbox Live and here's another case of too much hype. Lots of "nothing" going on for 95% of this flick. Call it atmosphere or building up or whateva. Shave down the wait some. Ending is decent. Loved the style though.
  • plagueoftruth
    You know, I was watching '2001: A Space Odyssey' recently and remarked to myself that a film like that would have a hard time getting made in today's world.

    The reason, chiefly, being that so many people would complain that "nothing" happens. That makes me sad.

    You're certainly entitled to your opinion but the idea that you didn't like this because "nothing" happens for 95% of the film is an apt comment on the sorry state of audience attention spans.
  • Plenty of things happen in the first 95% of the movie. The problem is that it is boring as hell. I wasted $9.99 for a boring and contrived film. Amazon charges $6 more than the usual price to rent the film because it's a "pre-theatrical rental".
  • Django
    I think w/ 2001 what's really worth lamenting is the loss of sensibility toward classical music - in the publics ear & in film soundtracks in particular.

    this actually happened before 2001 - rock & roll was becoming the soundtrack of choice. Kubrick's film laments it and exploits it so - if you can follow a piece of classical music - it becomes a transcendent experience on screen.

    What we really need are film directors & producers w/ the cojones to stage entire sequences appropriately to classical scores - composing their shots like classical paintings, etc. so they move like orchestral pieces.

    Alas, instead we're given Zach Snyders entirely unfocused, unevenly paced & acted Watchmen - which is the closest anybody's come to allowing a director that kind of freedom.

    He wasn't proven enough of a director to be called "Visionary".
    Spike Jonze, on the other hand ....
  • plague, im fine with "nothing" going on. Has nothing to do with my attention span. I really like 2001, and Moon this year for that matter. HOTD was just a overhyped stylish horror movie. Nuff said. I still like the 2 posters though.
  • nagroc
    "needs tits"

    well put.
  • Godovhellfire
    "...the third act was immediate and generally pretty absurd in comparison to the amount of tension and seriousness built up for the first two thirds of the film." Mike nailed it with this post.

    The first two thirds of film are so well crafted that the House of Shock third act felt rushed and without any real teeth. That said, the film as a whole is a breath of fresh air in comparison to most horror movies today.
  • riget2
    A frustrating read that's misogynistic and specious, something that belongs at Ain't It Cool News.
  • svs5
    best review of the film i've read so far
  • plagueoftruth
    After reading this today at work, I got extremely excited to come home and rent this on XBL. Then I saw that they want 800 points for standard definition and 1200 for high def. Is this a freaking joke?! Do they really expect me to pay MORE than I would pay in theaters to watch it at home?

    I would love to support this film but those prices are an insult.

    Amazon's got it at $10 also but at least I've got $5 VOD credit. Guess I'll be watching it at my computer instead of on my couch. Or maybe I'll take my chances and hope it gets a theatrical release in my city.

    How do they expect video on demand to succeed when they're ass raping people on the price?
  • yeah i'm kinda pissed i shelled out 1200 points and dont even have a copy to show for it. Even if i wasn't jockin' this flick like others I'd still like to have a copy for the home theater. I didn't hate it, but wasn't in love with it.
  • Joe
    Am I on crack. This movie was horrible. And at least I watched a prescreening with a bunch of other film students who said the same exact thing, so I know I'm not the only one because there was a forum afterwards where everyone said it sucked also.

    I know it was supposed to be like a 70's or 80's horror film, but there is a reason why people don't shoot that way anymore. It's slow and BORING. The only reason why they shot such long shots like that in the past was because they didn't have the budget to get the close ups.

    I was into the movie for the first little bit but, after she got to the house... talk about snoresville. I almost fell asleep in this movie 3 times and I have never done that.

    I feel like this was a horror where someone was trying to be artsy fartsy. Literally the things to move the plot forward were shoes in a closet, looking around the house, oh dear what's behind the door. There was not nearly enough to keep this plot moving forward. And the pay off, Jesus Christ, LAME. I could have edited and scored this whole movie in a week.

    Reviews like Hunter did, reminds of the psycho babble people like to talk about just to hear themselves speak. I could ramble like he did on how bad this movie was but I am going to cut it short and end it hear. If you want a good movie to put you asleep, by all means watch this movie.
  • John
    Hunter's review was THE reason I was even remotely interested in watching this film. We ordered it on HD On Demand and my wife and I were really bored with the entire film. In hindsight, I don't want to re-read the review that influenced me to watch this. I'm a horror fan, and this didn't do it for me on any level other than boredom and disappointment. Hunter obviously has a woody for Jocelin Donahue. When I think of the review now, I imagine an eloquent but awkward Megan Fox horn dog teenager writing a review for Transformers 2 or the horrible Jennifer's Body and coming up with every excuse why her role was riveting and important. Ugh! Hunter gave excuse after excuse of why a viewer's natural reaction is wrong and warrants an explanation why they should reconsider. I'm comfortable with my first reaction especially after watching an entire film. Hunter even said it for me in his review, “That’s fucking it?” According to the time line it was around 1 hr and 13 minutes into the film before any horror seemed to start. Everything else was just filler. There was one kill before I consider the start of the horror, but it was done so pointlessly that it was just stupid. If anything I learned from this film that satanic cults and their followers have zero imagination, and are stupid beyond belief with plotting their victim's demise.

    Don't even wast time on this. I'm glad it wasn't released in the theaters, because instead of being out $6.99 I would have been out the cost of a Blu Ray movie and even more disappointed!
  • I read like 5 paragraphs and the review hasn't started yet. Don't know how long I can last here. Might have to go watch Friday the 13th (2009 Platinum Dunes) in the mean time.
  • Once aagin i will have to say very good review. I love this movie as a pretty and I really loved West's direction and performances.
  • pita1963
    I happened to chatch this on Comcast before it was released and ended up loving the movie. As someone who grew up in the 80's and loved the horror movies from that time it was a fun throwback that actually got under your skin. I ended up pairing this with another late 70's/early 80's pic The Sentinel , and was amazed at how well they played off each other !
  • ninjawt
    POSSIBLE SPOILERS
    Just saw the film. I have to say I was expecting much much more than I got. The film is too slow, yes it's building suspense but the final payoff just doesn't cut it and it's hardly believable. It feels like the story was too short and they added half an hour in the beginning which dramatically nothing important happens, that couldn't be shown in a more short and meaningfully way. For at list an hour we see her walking up and down the house and nothing happens, which after some point it gets annoying.
    Didn't find it scary or creepy, more like predictable I would say.
  • ray
    I was wondering something, when you decided to write this pretentious review masquerading as a signifier of your intelligence, did you remember to wipe the semen off your keyboard?
  • Andy
    This film is original, and pays a lot of attention to setup/mood. The problem with this movie is that nothing happens for 45 minutes until the 10 minute finale, which is good. The thing is, building suspense is not the same thing as being suspenseful. This film is a lot like being starved for a good meal, only to get an appetizer for your troubles. Not that the appetizer is bad, it's just not enough. After some further thought, this film feels a lot like a short film that got stretched out to a feature. It's not bad, but not all of its cylinders are firing.
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